Guest Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Those cunts at Viz didn't print my letter so I'll air the fucker on here. Cunts. Why is it that when I drop my guts in the kitchen it stinks the room out for five minutes or so, yet when I have a shit - bearing in mind the turd is only airborne for an average 0.85 of a second - I manage to stink out the bathroom for the rest of the morning? It's not going to win a Gold Dagger award but considering some of the bollocks they do print it has taken the wind out of my sails. (but not the bathroom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Got a word into the profanisaurus once, gurniture - dental bracery. They ran out of steam ten or more years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Piss up a rope, fuckstick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 "FPiss up a rope, fuckstick!'Fucksticks" is one of my favourite songs. Viz was good but has lost the plot. Not much in that type of vein any more. Maybe the odd seconds of Family Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 HAIRY RINGPIECE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Funsize mars bars make ideal normal size mars bars for dwarfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Got a word into the profanisaurus once, gurniture - dental bracery. They ran out of steam ten or more years ago.I had no idea it was still going. Yes it was funny in its day, but ran out of ideas ages ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 'An Incident At Stockwell' - Where one pumps three rounds from your love-musket into some poor, unsuspecting Brazillian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 'Fucksticks" is one of my favourite songs. Viz was good but has lost the plot. Not much in that type of vein any more. Maybe the odd seconds of Family Guy.Fucksticks...Queen mothers cut. My favourite kunt and the gang video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Fucksticks...Queen mothers cut. My favourite kunt and the gang video. Try Eddie Shit. Now there is one talented cunt. Like viz, all these people seem to have gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Fat Slags still underperform the average piss pot tarts on their night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Has anyone else been to WASP WORLD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 These sharks are crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Has anyone else been to WASP WORLD?Being a catholic gypsy I doubt I'd be allowed in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Has anyone else been to WASP WORLD?Franks summer house? i.e. a bin at Alton towers full of leftover ice creams and cans of coke? The fuckers positively swarm around it.I went last year, but Frank was in France, i.e. Broadmoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Franks summer house? i.e. a bin at Alton towers full of leftover ice creams and cans of coke? The fuckers positively swarm around it.I went last year, but Frank was in France, i.e. Broadmoor.Did he get promotion?Being a catholic gypsy I doubt I'd be allowed in. Practising or lapsed?I need to know for my next order of, er, sweetners... ahem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Did he get promotion?Practising or lapsed?I need to know for my next order of, er, sweetners... ahem...You'd have to explain that one. Fraid its gone over my curly head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 You'd have to explain that one. Fraid its gone over my curly headSorry, it's an extremely bad reference to roofies, can't remember which programme or film I heard it on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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