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Those cunts at Viz didn't print my letter so I'll air the fucker on here. Cunts.

 

Why is it that when I drop my guts in the kitchen it stinks the room out for five minutes or so, yet when I have a shit - bearing in mind the turd is only airborne for an average 0.85 of a second - I manage to stink out the bathroom for the rest of the morning?

 

It's not going to win a Gold Dagger award but considering some of the bollocks they do print it has taken the wind out of my sails. (but not the bathroom)

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Got a word into the profanisaurus once, gurniture - dental bracery. They ran out of steam ten or more years ago.

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"FPiss up a rope, fuckstick!

'Fucksticks" is one of my favourite songs. Viz was good but has lost the plot. Not much in that type of vein any more. Maybe the odd seconds of Family Guy.

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Got a word into the profanisaurus once, gurniture - dental bracery. They ran out of steam ten or more years ago.

I had no idea it was still going. Yes it was funny in its day, but ran out of ideas ages ago.

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'Fucksticks" is one of my favourite songs. Viz was good but has lost the plot. Not much in that type of vein any more. Maybe the odd seconds of Family Guy.

Fucksticks...Queen mothers cut. 

My favourite kunt and the gang video. 

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Fucksticks...Queen mothers cut. 

My favourite kunt and the gang video. 

Try Eddie Shit. Now there is one talented cunt. Like viz, all these people seem to have gone now.

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Has anyone else been to WASP WORLD?

Franks summer house? i.e. a bin at Alton towers full of leftover ice creams and cans of coke? The fuckers positively swarm around it.

I went last year, but Frank was in France, i.e. Broadmoor.

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Franks summer house? i.e. a bin at Alton towers full of leftover ice creams and cans of coke? The fuckers positively swarm around it.

I went last year, but Frank was in France, i.e. Broadmoor.

Did he get promotion?

Being a catholic gypsy I doubt I'd be allowed in.

 

Practising or lapsed?

I need to know for my next order of, er, sweetners... ahem...

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You'd have to explain that one. Fraid its gone over my curly head

Sorry, it's an extremely bad reference to roofies, can't remember which programme or film I heard it on...

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