and Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 12/11/2015 at 09:05, Guest Gong Farmer said: For it's fabulous beers, cheap fags, gorgeous architecture, the relaxed and unassuming attitude of it's people,gorgeous countryside, fine cafes, bars and restaurants and it's fascinating historical cities and towns You should maybe find out where it is and go there to broaden your horizons. There's a whole world out here you know. They also make some lovely chocolates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 51 minutes ago, kylie said: They also make some lovely chocolates! I can't eat those seashell things. They look like spunky turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Having returned from this summer's European road trip, I can confirm Bruges punches well above its weight in not just the architectural beauty but also the colossal fucking rude cunt stakes. The city's restaurateurs (chiefly waiting staff) are among the most ill-mannered and thieving fuckpigs on the face of the planet. Even though we ordered a main meal and drinks in one such establishment, the terse, hairy, skinny little four-eyed Francophone serving us threw a major hissy fit when Mrs Wolfie ordered 'only' a bowl of fries, saying "I will not serve you just fries", so I politely asked why – and he flipped, making a huge scene in the process which was totally unnecessary and embarrassing. Despite my reluctance to pay for our meal in full (which included getting fleeced for little pots of ketchup and mayonnaise priced €1.50 each), and to not let such rudeness and robbery ruin our holiday, I contentedly left my legacy in the restaurant's only toilet, curling out days' worth of holiday food in the shape of a foot-long floater which would've undoubtedly needed a knife and set of Marigolds to flush. This will be accompanied by a scathing review. Rude, vile shitcunts. What a shame the Germans didn't blitzkrieg the fake fucking tourist trap 75 years ago. They can shove the Mannaken Pis up their arse as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 19:07, Eric Cuntman said: those seashell things. That Guylian sea-life shite doesn't even look like chocolate, they probably are spunky turds. Let's ask someone who knows. Earl... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 hours ago, kylie said: That Guylian sea-life shite doesn't even look like chocolate, they probably are spunky turds. Let's ask someone who knows. Earl... Grey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 16:53, Wolfie said: Having returned from this summer's European road trip, I can confirm Bruges punches well above its weight in not just the architectural beauty but also the colossal fucking rude cunt stakes. The city's restaurateurs (chiefly waiting staff) are among the most ill-mannered and thieving fuckpigs on the face of the planet. Even though we ordered a main meal and drinks in one such establishment, the terse, hairy, skinny little four-eyed Francophone serving us threw a major hissy fit when Mrs Wolfie ordered 'only' a bowl of fries, saying "I will not serve you just fries", so I politely asked why – and he flipped, making a huge scene in the process which was totally unnecessary and embarrassing. Despite my reluctance to pay for our meal in full (which included getting fleeced for little pots of ketchup and mayonnaise priced €1.50 each), and to not let such rudeness and robbery ruin our holiday, I contentedly left my legacy in the restaurant's only toilet, curling out days' worth of holiday food in the shape of a foot-long floater which would've undoubtedly needed a knife and set of Marigolds to flush. This will be accompanied by a scathing review. Rude, vile shitcunts. What a shame the Germans didn't blitzkrieg the fake fucking tourist trap 75 years ago. A typical English peasant ordering chips only for a meal. Were you all attired in string vests with your cheap tattoos on display? Try Hastings next year or Jaywick.......if you don’t live there already. Scum. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Try Hastings next year or Jaywick.......if you don’t live there already. Scum. I believe that he lives on a campsite at Talacre near Prestatyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A typical English peasant ordering chips only for a meal. Were you all attired in string vests with your cheap tattoos on display? Try Hastings next year or Jaywick.......if you don’t live there already. Scum. You stupid fucking wanker. Edited September 9, 2019 by Ape Fuck off Pen, you desperate old slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 9 September 2019 at 21:02, Earl of Punkape said: A typical English peasant ordering chips only for a meal. Were you all attired in string vests with your cheap tattoos on display? Try Hastings next year or Jaywick.......if you don’t live there already. Scum. @Wolfie I hope this slander from a confirmed and committed homosexual isn't going to go unanswered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Wolfie I hope this slander from a confirmed and committed homosexual isn't going to go unanswered? From a man with a lot to hide... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 19:07, Eric Cuntman said: I can't eat those seashell things. They look like spunky turds. Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 18 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: From a man with a lot to hide... If I were about to get buggered by half a dozen illegals with a touch of the tar brush, I would hide. I'm sure your tactic is waving your arse cheeks at them and screaming "I'm free!" in a camp suggestive way, you horrendous poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If I were about to get buggered by half a dozen illegals with a touch of the tar brush, I would hide. I'm sure your tactic is waving your arse cheeks at them and screaming "I'm free!" in a camp suggestive way, you horrendous poof Good evening retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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