Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Fucking smug, specky know-it-all twat. He always looks so pleased with himself and seems to believe he's some kind of celebrity. A complete cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 He has to tolerate that fucktard co-host, Zander Armstrong. He's okay for that surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: He has to tolerate that fucktard co-host, Zander Armstrong. He's okay for that surely? Don't get me started on that cunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 This lurch resembling cunt presents a show called pointless , which just about sums him up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: He has to tolerate that fucktard co-host, Zander Armstrong. He's okay for that surely? Alexander Armstrong.........ah......he did a very fine album of songs recently....the perfect gift for the mentally unstable and a means of torture for prisoners in isolation blocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Fucking smug, specky know-it-all twat. He always looks so pleased with himself and seems to believe he's some kind of celebrity. A complete cunt. always reminds me of Lesley Crowther.....who incidentally also achieved epic cuntoid status in the 70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'll try again admins... If the Oxford English Dictionary was illustrated, the word "fiddler" would have his face next to it. Better? You soppy wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 3 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Much better. No need to be abusive. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Osman is most definitely a cunt. The fact he has a programmes called Pointless, but his head is quite pointy only serves to ridicule the bastard in such a way he is clueless to the laughter going on right in front of his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Is this another cunt who has a job on the BBC purely on the basis that he went to some posh fucking school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: Is this another cunt who has a job on the BBC purely on the basis that he went to some posh fucking school? Either that or he meets the other criteria necessary for working at the BBC. He's got the stereotypical glasses afterall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: Either that or he meets the other criteria necessary for working at the BBC. He's got the stereotypical glasses afterall. Definitely not a person that you'd ask to babysit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 His given name is Dickie, he comes from Billericay, and he's doing very well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 I`m surprised he hasn`t been approached to put solar panels on those teeth, he`d make a fucking fortune. Cunt and all that he is Rich would be the first to admit he`s a freakshow , a throw back to a time when you had to pay to see the tattooed ladies and morbidly obese slobs at the carnival. Nowadays ofcoarse a visit to Tescos or Safeway will suffice though sadly pointing and laughing are now out of the question. The one crumb of comfort is that bad as Pointless may be, it`s only got one freak, The Chase has an entire cast ranging from a Baggy Necked fudge packer to an unrideable heifer in Frau Fuckface. Cunts all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 17 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Lovely. Charmed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 22 hours ago, luke swarm said: always reminds me of Lesley Crowther.....who incidentally also achieved epic cuntoid status in the 70s Now there was a smarmy cunt if ever I saw one.... 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Either that or he meets the other criteria necessary for working at the BBC. He's got the stereotypical glasses afterall. You mean he's a big bender... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 On 31 December 2015 at 02:01:00, Wizardsleeve said: Osman is most definitely a cunt. The fact he has a programmes called Pointless, but his head is quite pointy only serves to ridicule the bastard in such a way he is clueless to the laughter going on right in front of his face. Although the show "Not Going Out" is mostly a lot of shite, I saw a repeat recently where that cheese eating Lee Mack cunt said to Osmond after a cunting - "I preferred it when you used to just bite metal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Although the show "Not Going Out" is mostly a lot of shite, The 2nd and 3rd series weren't bad when Tim Vine was in it but the Christmas 'special' was a fucking dog turd of a show,Bobby Ball was especially a cunt and the canned laughter was an even bigger cunt (Osman is a big cunt in more ways than one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Never heard of this cunt. I always judge a book by it's cover and he looks like a wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 6 hours ago, neil298 said: The 2nd and 3rd series weren't bad when Tim Vine was in it but the Christmas 'special' was a fucking dog turd of a show,Bobby Ball was especially a cunt and the canned laughter was an even bigger cunt (Osman is a big cunt in more ways than one) Fair play to the cunts, Tim Vine is a funny cunt, and I don't have fuck all to say about five anything else as in wrecked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 On 31/12/2015, 12:16:03, Cuntybaws said: His given name is Dickie, he comes from Billericay, and he's doing very well. I heard that he had a love affair with Nina, but wasn't terribly romantic about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 15 hours ago, deebom said: Never heard of this cunt. I always judge a book by it's cover and he looks like a wrong un. Agreed, bomber. The kind of cunt I'd expect to come home and find hiding under my kids bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: I heard that he had a love affair with Nina, but wasn't terribly romantic about it. Joyce and Victoria, however, were quite complimentary about his construction skills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Joyce and Victoria, however, were quite complimentary about his construction skills. Very true, baws. What I found most distasteful was his liaison with Janet. Apparently her mother disapproved of the relationship, but her father seemingly engineered dickies access to his own daughter! Still, that's Thanet for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just had to endure Celebrity Pointless and it's rekindled my hatred of the smug, goggle eyed, Herman Munster looking, Easter Island headed fucking shit-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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