Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Hi, my names Quincy Cockfingers, when I'm not heli-skiing with John Leslie or pipetting coke up a hookers asshole, chances are I'm in the fucking Priory. I had always thought it crass for any cunt to flaunt his wealth or flash it, until I had it in fucking spades, and can now confirm it is no issue at all to be a smug, insufferable cunt beyond belief. Not that I give a flying fuck about fucking scum like you I am absolutely plum tickled to be in the position to bitch about parking ones yacht, fucking wasted. I rarely drive, because it is immensely more preferable to be driven, dead drunk; without practice in these matters it is a total cunt to have to park ones yacht, fucking wasted, especially in foreign shite holes like Antigua or Santorini where the sky, land and berths are normally reeling all over the fucking place in a boozy, benzo haze. I'm not sure what the fuck you're meant to do with parking these >120 foot yachts when you are out of your rich, rich mind, because any cunt that can afford one will by default exist in a permanent state of shitfacedness, if he's worth his salt. Personally, I'd be more comfortable if they did not have a fucking steering wheel at all, for to me, it's like a very swank, comfortable, 2 cinema room fucking loaded gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Good nom, it's nice to get a glimpse into the lives of the rich. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 38 minutes ago, deebom said: Good nom, it's nice to get a glimpse into the lives of the rich. You cunt. Thanks DB. It isn't all polo and fast cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Thanks DB. It isn't all polo and fast cars. Punkape is considerably richer than yaw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 What a fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, my names Quincy Cockfingers, when I'm not heli-skiing with John Leslie or pipetting coke up a hookers asshole, chances are I'm in the fucking Priory. I had always thought it crass for any cunt to flaunt his wealth or flash it, until I had it in fucking spades, and can now confirm it is no issue at all to be a smug, insufferable cunt beyond belief. Not that I give a flying fuck about fucking scum like you I am absolutely plum tickled to be in the position to bitch about parking ones yacht, fucking wasted. I rarely drive, because it is immensely more preferable to be driven, dead drunk; without practice in these matters it is a total cunt to have to park ones yacht, fucking wasted, especially in foreign shite holes like Antigua or Santorini where the sky, land and berths are normally reeling all over the fucking place in a boozy, benzo haze. I'm not sure what the fuck you're meant to do with parking these >120 foot yachts when you are out of your rich, rich mind, because any cunt that can afford one will by default exist in a permanent state of shitfacedness, if he's worth his salt. Personally, I'd be more comfortable if they did not have a fucking steering wheel at all, for to me, it's like a very swank, comfortable, 2 cinema room fucking loaded gun. Fancy a game of Golf sometime Quincy old boy. Afterwards I know a place that does a lovely Roti de Boeuf dinner with homemade horseradish sauce........mmmm spunky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, my names Quincy Cockfingers, when I'm not heli-skiing with John Leslie or pipetting coke up a hookers asshole, chances are I'm in the fucking Priory. I had always thought it crass for any cunt to flaunt his wealth or flash it, until I had it in fucking spades, and can now confirm it is no issue at all to be a smug, insufferable cunt beyond belief. Not that I give a flying fuck about fucking scum like you I am absolutely plum tickled to be in the position to bitch about parking ones yacht, fucking wasted. I rarely drive, because it is immensely more preferable to be driven, dead drunk; without practice in these matters it is a total cunt to have to park ones yacht, fucking wasted, especially in foreign shite holes like Antigua or Santorini where the sky, land and berths are normally reeling all over the fucking place in a boozy, benzo haze. I'm not sure what the fuck you're meant to do with parking these >120 foot yachts when you are out of your rich, rich mind, because any cunt that can afford one will by default exist in a permanent state of shitfacedness, if he's worth his salt. Personally, I'd be more comfortable if they did not have a fucking steering wheel at all, for to me, it's like a very swank, comfortable, 2 cinema room fucking loaded gun. Quincy, you daft cunt, exactly how pissed and/or stoned were you last night when you penned this utter fucking nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Quincy, it is vulgar to boast about such a middle income lifestyle. I smacked my Learjet into the back of the hangar, but it is best to keep such things to yourself as it courts such jealousy from the pond scum like that uncouth sod punkape. Now, can I have some of what you are smoking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, my names Quincy Cockfingers, when I'm not heli-skiing with John Leslie or pipetting coke up a hookers asshole, chances are I'm in the fucking Priory. I had always thought it crass for any cunt to flaunt his wealth or flash it, until I had it in fucking spades, and can now confirm it is no issue at all to be a smug, insufferable cunt beyond belief. Not that I give a flying fuck about fucking scum like you I am absolutely plum tickled to be in the position to bitch about parking ones yacht, fucking wasted. I rarely drive, because it is immensely more preferable to be driven, dead drunk; without practice in these matters it is a total cunt to have to park ones yacht, fucking wasted, especially in foreign shite holes like Antigua or Santorini where the sky, land and berths are normally reeling all over the fucking place in a boozy, benzo haze. I'm not sure what the fuck you're meant to do with parking these >120 foot yachts when you are out of your rich, rich mind, because any cunt that can afford one will by default exist in a permanent state of shitfacedness, if he's worth his salt. Personally, I'd be more comfortable if they did not have a fucking steering wheel at all, for to me, it's like a very swank, comfortable, 2 cinema room fucking loaded gun. The new years eve drugs still haven't worn off then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 On first acquaintance, I thought Quince was a dickhead. On the second, I thought he was a wanker. On the third, I thought he was a weapons grade fuckwit. Now I know he is the very model of a keyboard abusing, shite contributing, bandwidth wasting utter fucking cunt. Up your game, Quince, or tell your fucking story walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 51 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Quincy, it is vulgar to boast about such a middle income lifestyle. I smacked my Learjet into the back of the hangar, but it is best to keep such things to yourself as it courts such jealousy from the pond scum like that uncouth sod punkape. Now, can I have some of what you are smoking? It happened to you as well? Ain't it a cunt when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Learjet? Fucking paupers.... get off my fucking runway or I'll fuck you up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Bunch of cunts par excellence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Bunch of cunts par excellence Don't you come round here swearing at me in your fancy fucking foreign languages...puff!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Ape said: Quincy, you daft cunt, exactly how pissed and/or stoned were you last night when you penned this utter fucking nonsense? Fuck sakes, you cunts. I still think it's good, compared to other horseradish shite and that sort of tame bollocks. i was halfway through Wolf of Wallstreet , hence all that shit. Stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 10 hours ago, southerncunt said: On first acquaintance, I thought Quince was a dickhead. On the second, I thought he was a wanker. On the third, I thought he was a weapons grade fuckwit. Now I know he is the very model of a keyboard abusing, shite contributing, bandwidth wasting utter fucking cunt. Up your game, Quince, or tell your fucking story walking. It's not that bad you harsh Cunts, it was mostly aimed to annoy these grim, northern cloth cap cunts, and it did, despite I thought rather obviously being nabbed from Wolf W St. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Learjet? Fucking paupers.... get off my fucking runway or I'll fuck you up! Yes but the learjet is in my hangar next to this - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 14 hours ago, luke swarm said: Fancy a game of Golf sometime Quincy old boy. Afterwards I know a place that does a lovely Roti de Boeuf dinner with homemade horseradish sauce........mmmm spunky Not a bad idea, luke. I'm rather well fixed myself financially, perhaps we richer denizens of the corner could meet up for a high class dinner somewhere appropriate? I'm well known at my local club, Wetherspoons. Don't bother to bring any cash, I can usually outsprint the staff when the bill arrives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yes but the learjet is in my hangar next to this - What's this fantasist bollocks? Fuck off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 On 3 January 2016 at 08:49:50, luke swarm said: Fancy a game of Golf sometime Quincy old boy. Afterwards I know a place that does a lovely Roti de Boeuf dinner with homemade horseradish sauce........mmmm spunky Luke, though golf is the greatest possible waste of fucking time played by the worst possible faggots imaginable, I'll de-sauce my horses radish for a cunt like you any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 On 1/3/2016, 5:27:41, Alfie Noakes said: Yes but the learjet is in my hangar next to this - I beg your pardon, Alfie, would you mind terribly yielding the right of way??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I beg your pardon, Alfie, would you mind terribly yielding the right of way??? I bet every sailor aboard has a sore arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet every sailor aboard has a sore arse. Are they actually to be considered sailors? Those cunts crashed into their own armoured space station, not exactly skilled at steering by the stars, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are they actually to be considered sailors? Those cunts crashed into their own armoured space station, not exactly skilled at steering by the stars, yeah? Not sure about that Wiz, "Sailors" is only a euphemism for "faggots". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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