Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Home made air cannon, metal fasteners, and broken glass steeped in fucking dog shit and human medical waste should do the trick. Something, or I'm going to have to fucking buy a house round the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Something, or I'm going to have to fucking buy a house round the corner The fuckers have to sleep sometime, mate. Back you car up to a window, run a hose from your exhaust into their nest, and gas the lot. It works for stray animals and death row inmates, should do for a group of undisciplined, unwanted shit cunt street urchins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: The fuckers have to sleep sometime, mate. Back you car up to a window, run a hose from your exhaust into their nest, and gas the lot. It works for stray animals and death row inmates, should do for a group of undisciplined, unwanted shit cunt street urchins. Annoying cunts. Having brats is really very shite about 80% of the time, and anyone that says otherwise is a lying cunt making the best of it fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Annoying cunts. Having brats is really very shite about 80% of the time, and anyone that says otherwise is a lying cunt making the best of it fucker. Try to remain positive Quince. The little bastards might be a pall on life itself, but they do give the rest of us the opportunity to use our imaginations in constructing the means of their painful, slow and gory departure from this existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Try to remain positive Quince. The little bastards might be a pall on life itself, but they do give the rest of us the opportunity to use our imaginations in constructing the means of their painful, slow and gory departure from this existence. Aw, that makes it all worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 On 12/01/2016, 20:22:25, nobgobbler said: Last I heard he was overcome with excrement. You never let him forget about that nom Gobby, kinda defined him in a way. I liked the fact he never took anything personally and had a good word for everyone. He never saw the bad in people and was tireless in his support for his own charity , BrownWings and the Probation Service scheme for resettling poofy young boys. I can`t continue as there seems to be something in my eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Well whatever ails Stickers he has obviously passed it on to Quincy. QC hasn't been online for 19 hours !!!. Some kind of record here. Probably using the same plastic tube and hamster without washing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Well whatever ails Stickers he has obviously passed it on to Quincy. QC hasn't been online for 19 hours !!!. Some kind of record here. Probably using the same plastic tube and hamster without washing them. He claims it's a different hamster as it is brown all over. The one stickers used was white when he got it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, nocti said: He claims it's a different hamster as it is brown all over. The one stickers used was white when he got it. Hamsters? Probably wouldn't even feel it, moved onto cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 On 15 January 2016 at 4:49 PM, MikeD said: Hamsters? Probably wouldn't even feel it, moved onto cats. What about Molerats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What about Molerats? Just ask him - Gurt! Attend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Where the fuck is Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Where the fuck is Bill? Six feet under, his other id was stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Where the fuck is Bill? In some dingy club, catching jizz in his mouth to grotty applause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Where the fuck is Bill? I think I saw him on the roadside near Lyon earlier today thumbing a lift , standing with his fist in the air , wearing a loin cloth and sporting a beard.He looked a right shabby cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I think I saw him on the roadside near Lyon earlier today thumbing a lift , standing with his fist in the air , wearing a loin cloth and sporting a beard.He looked a right shabby cunt. The fact that his fist was in the air and not up another man's arse, gives me and everyone else hope for our brothers progress. The next time you see him Withers, check that his nostrils are clear of drug residue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 On 1/19/2016 at 3:51 PM, Decimus said: The fact that his fist was in the air and not up another man's arse, gives me and everyone else hope for our brothers progress. The next time you see him Withers, check that his nostrils are clear of drug residue. Put the accelerator on the floor and aim for the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 On 21 January 2016 at 3:52 AM, Wizardsleeve said: Put the accelerator on the floor and aim for the cunt! Sadly, I fear the Cunt formerly known as Stickers has fucked off for good. Horrid vermin though he is, the Corner is poorer for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Bill needs to return, he would have never let me get away with my Muslim Britain sloppy rant, the sandal wearing, tofu knitting lefty drug addict would be chomping at the bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Bill needs to return, he would have never let me get away with my Muslim Britain sloppy rant, the sandal wearing, tofu knitting lefty drug addict would be chomping at the bit. Yeah, I really miss his over-blown, long-winded wank. That may or may not be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill needs to return, he would have never let me get away with my Muslim Britain sloppy rant, the sandal wearing, tofu knitting lefty drug addict would be chomping at the bit. He'll be in Syria, being passed around the troops like a piece of white pussy, an awful apparition in high heels and fright wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 41 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Horrid vermin though he is, the Corner is poorer for it. You are all pandering to Ball Slackers cunning ploy. Yes the Corner is poorer but I had haemorrhoids once and I feel the poorer without them too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I'm surprised that the monosyllabic siren call and recent return of his mentor Fatty, hasn't given him the strength to wrench his cock out of what ever Godforsaken glory hole it's been stuck in for the past two weeks, and to use his new found freedom to make a triumphant corner comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 55 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sadly, I fear the Cunt formerly known as Stickers has fucked off for good. Horrid vermin though he is, the Corner is poorer for it. I agree. This place has been fucking appalling since he fucked off. The venom and spite has disappeared almost overnight, to be replaced with cringeworthy puns, jokes and unadulterated fucking drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I agree. This place has been fucking appalling since he fucked off. The venom and spite has disappeared almost overnight, to be replaced with cringeworthy puns, jokes and unadulterated fucking drivel. I agree. Perhaps this might help bring a little back. For the record you're all fucking cunts, and I wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on fire. Unless I could piss petrol. Perhaps you should all consider hanging yourselves? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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