Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 hours ago, MikeD said: Isn't there a rumour of him being an iron? Or have I just started it? There were rumours he "might swing both ways" and as far as I recall, they were started by him and his PR wankers to sell more records.... I remember some shite about him thinking about it, and even talking himself through what would happen... then apparently balking at it when he realised the other bloke has a cock as well.... 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you think Robbie shagged Nicole Kidman while they were murdering that Sinatra track together? They always struck me as the sort of cunts who deserved each other. I would have... can't fucking stand the smug and sanctimonious cunt, (Nicole). She grinds my goat, but I would, that turned up little ski-ramp of a nose annoys the fuck out of me when she smirks "I'm better than you oiks", and I'd like to put some icing on the top .... just because... nothing pervy or violent like that... just... because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you think Robbie shagged Nicole Kidman while they were murdering that Sinatra track together? They always struck me as the sort of cunts who deserved each other. He did, I remember reading something about it at the time. She will fuck anything though, even daddy according to various sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, deebom said: He did, I remember reading something about it at the time. She will fuck anything though, even daddy according to various sources. I see she's holding onto her dignity by doing an ad with the fucking meerkats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On 23/01/2016 at 5:03 PM, MikeD said: I see she's holding onto her dignity by doing an ad with the fucking meerkats. Tom Cruise needed to stand on an orange box just to snog her. Fucking midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tom Cruise needed to stand on an orange box just to snog her. Fucking midget She's a ginger, so do you mean he had to climb up her, putting his foot in her minge? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 47 minutes ago, nocti said: She's a ginger, so do you mean he had to climb up her, putting his foot in her minge? I see what you did there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On 22 January 2016 at 7:20 PM, Eddie said: I would agree with the nom, but have met him on two occasions, once through work and once privately. He really is not a bad bloke and did come out with a great line when asked what he thought of the experience of watching his first child born, "it's like watching your favourite pub burn down" Good line , not bad for a Northerner. Did anything improper occur at the private meeting ? ( ie split condom). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 50 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did anything improper occur at the private meeting ? ( ie split condom). No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On 22/01/2016 at 7:10 PM, Alfie Noakes said: I have witnessed dribbling spastics produce better music than him. I didn't know jamie "flid chops" oliver had moved into music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On 22/01/2016 at 7:10 PM, Alfie Noakes said: I have witnessed dribbling spastics produce better music than him. Anyone fancy a song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 I don't like him. I don't like his music. I don't like Take That. I don't like parsley sauce. I don't like angels and I don't like Stoke This is the mantra of Yogi Manky who lives in a hole on Kinder Scout ( near the crash of the B52 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 On 1/22/2016 at 7:54 PM, deebom said: When I were a lad back in the late 80s, we used to go to an under 18s club in Kingston upon Thames. Twas good, they'd play acid house and Hip Hop and we used to have a right old time getting off our faces on Old English cider and LSD. Every so often they would bring a live act act on. We saw some good stuff. Hijack, the dude who made 20 seconds to comply, Rebel MC, Prodigy ect. One week they announced a new 'band' that were sure to be the next best thing. It was Take That... They got about halfway through whatever bollocks they were singing before having to run from the stage under a volley of absolutely everything that anyone could lay their hands on. Fuck knows why the organisers decided to let them perform at was essentially and acid house rave for a bunch of chavvy under 18s. It was one of the best nights of my life. And you've been religiously bottling people and taking 2c-b/ketamine cocktails ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Did anything improper occur at the private meeting ? ( ie split condom). I do wonder if you're aware of the internet outside of this site. I picture you as a very old, confused man who purchased a desktop computer for the first time, typed in 'man cunt' immediately to try and find some gay porn, and ended up here. Ever since then, you've spent your time on here trying to turn threads into homo-erotic discussions so you can bash one out, mistakenly believing this site is what everyone is talking about when they refer to internet porn. PM me and I'll make up some really saucy botty stories for you if you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Altogether now...."If you can't get a girl, but your best friend can, it's time to move your body". What's not to like about lyrics like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 30 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Altogether now...."If you can't get a girl, but your best friend can, it's time to move your body". What's not to like about lyrics like that? Fucking hell, that song really twists my dick. Guaranteed to get all the bride's fat slag mates putting dents in the dancefloor at every wedding. It's like the theme tune to an obese mating ritual. Utter fucking audio cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nocti said: It's like the theme tune to an obese mating ritual. Utter fucking audio cancer. Aye, the backing singers are blue whales, performing a haunting rendition of their traditional breeding song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 18 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I do wonder if you're aware of the internet outside of this site. I picture you as a very old, confused man who purchased a desktop computer for the first time, typed in 'man cunt' immediately to try and find some gay porn, and ended up here. Ever since then, you've spent your time on here trying to turn threads into homo-erotic discussions so you can bash one out, mistakenly believing this site is what everyone is talking about when they refer to internet porn. PM me and I'll make up some really saucy botty stories for you if you want? The rantings of a gay peasant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: The rantings of a gay peasant.... That's what Bill means.... he just took the long winded way to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: The rantings of a gay peasant.... He has a point though ape you cunt. This is not your old dorm, and your tentative 'feelies' into the seedy side of life are not going to reach fruition here. We might be a bunch of utter fucking cunts with decidedly ambiguous morals, but we are not bandits. Of that I am sure. I reckon you might have have more success on POF.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, deebom said: He has a point though ape you cunt. This is not your old dorm, and your tentative 'feelies' into the seedy side of life are not going to reach fruition here. We might be a bunch of utter fucking cunts with decidedly ambiguous morals, but we are not bandits. Of that I am sure. I reckon you might have have more success on POF.com You should be on the Stephen woofter Fry thread aswell. Join in with some drugs. Druggy knob jockey ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should be on the Stephen woofter Fry thread aswell. Join in with some drugs. Druggy knob jockey ! lol. Don't listen to these cunts, Spunky, you're not the worst poster here! Although you may be in the bottom one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't listen to these cunts, Spunky, you're not the worst poster here! Although you may be in the bottom one. They're all on drugs and nancys.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't listen to these cunts, Spunky, you're not the worst poster here! Although you may be in the bottom one. I think he'd rather be in ones bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 I saw he was on tv now presenting an "evening of swing". Tuned in hoping to perve a bit of celeb wifeswapping, but turns out it's just this prick trying to sing again. Tone deaf simian cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I saw he was on tv now presenting an "evening of swing". Tuned in hoping to perve a bit of celeb wifeswapping, but turns out it's just this prick trying to sing again. Tone deaf simian cunt. Why have you posted a pic of Lee Evans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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