Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why have you posted a pic of Lee Evans? It's Paulie out of Rocky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 He's started wearing black suits to help camouflage his abnormal persperation issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's Paulie out of Rocky. If it was wearing a dress I'd say it was Gail out of Coronation Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: If it was wearing a dress I'd say it was Gail out of Coronation Street. She's a tortoise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 It's even more shite than I thought. His co-hosts are the cowin Muppets. And worse still, Lily Allen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Khiwa said: And worse still, Lily Allen. Has there ever been anyone named "Lily" who WASN'T a total fucking cunt? I still have nightmares after seeing Lily Cole's repulsive ginger muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Has there ever been anyone named "Lily" who WASN'T a total fucking cunt? I still have nightmares after seeing Lily Cole's repulsive ginger muff. I had an Aunty Lily who was lovely (and not ginger), but apart from her, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Has there ever been anyone named "Lily" who WASN'T a total fucking cunt? I still have nightmares after seeing Lily Cole's repulsive ginger muff. Lili Von Shtupp. She was a bit of a sort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 When you thought it couldn't get any more shite, the cunt's brought his pub singer father on now for a grand finalé duet!😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Khiwa said: When you thought it couldn't get any more shite, the cunt's brought his pub singer father on now for a grand finalé duet!😭 He went to look at Haslington Hall with plans to buy it but the place in caught fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lili Von Shtupp. She was a bit of a sort. Lilly Dilley-Willy. Has a daughter called Milly and a son called Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 18 hours ago, Khiwa said: I saw he was on tv now presenting an "evening of swing". The only way I want to see the cunt swinging is in his wardrobe with an orange in his mouth. About as entertaining as root canal surgery during a health and safety briefing. If there was an award for world's biggest complete and utter fucking cunt, he would be the trophy itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, nocti said: The only way I want to see the cunt swinging is in his wardrobe with an orange in his mouth. About as entertaining as root canal surgery during a health and safety briefing. If there was an award for world's biggest complete and utter fucking cunt, he would be the trophy itself. "Bono doesn't hold the record for the worlds largest crap, he is the worlds largest crap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Jennifer Saunders hasn't been funny for 20 years, so how did she deal with that in Comic Relief? In a shameful display of comedic relativism, she positioned herself next to humour void, Miranda Hart. That's like me standing next to a gas chamber, so I look less extreme. What an utter cuntbag 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 On 22/01/2016 at 18:53, nocti said: Inspired by a recent post about venom being absent from the site as of late, I set off on a venture to resuscitate an old thread about this fucking piece of subhuman shit, only to find it has completely fallen off the site; even the archive. If I was a mod here, upon banning a couple of sad bastards, I would immediately sticky a thread that cunted this complete and utter oxygen wasting pile of shame incarnate. Talentless, pointless, fucking clueless, yet acting constantly as if the exact opposite was the case with his smug as fuck demeanour. A true fucking cuntbreed worthy of a strict diet of potassium cyanide. If listening to his music doesn't send you into an incandescent rage that could fuel one of Jordan's vibrators, then attempt just for a second to watch the footage of his child's birth (Google "two cunts one baby"). During his drug-addled faggotry in the 90s, an old Brit awards ceremony had Gary Barlow making the frankly sanctimonious speech of "Please spare a thought for Robbie and what he is going through" and all I could do was hope it was a fucking windscreen. In a month of rather alarming but subconsciously expected deaths, let's hope this fucking twat is a wildcard. On 17/02/2016 at 07:08, nocti said: Fucking hell, that song really twists my dick. Guaranteed to get all the bride's fat slag mates putting dents in the dancefloor at every wedding. It's like the theme tune to an obese mating ritual. Utter fucking audio cancer. On 17/03/2019 at 18:05, nocti said: The only way I want to see the cunt swinging is in his wardrobe with an orange in his mouth. About as entertaining as root canal surgery during a health and safety briefing. If there was an award for world's biggest complete and utter fucking cunt, he would be the trophy itself. Oh well, it could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Oh well, it could be worse. He's not yet been around long enough to leave a huge enough phallic imprint on the same leaderboard of cuntitude that the Robbies and Lennys of this world inhabit. I must admit that his bellendery is extremely potent though, his false sanctimony shining through like Rolf Harris's torch through a playschool window. Give him enough time, and airplay on Absolute Radio that the fucking idiots at the place I'm working at insist on piping in all day, and I'm sure I'll be hunting him down to provide a complimentary tour of his own arsehole, a relaxing acid bath, finished with a sauna in an incinerator with built in belt-sander massager. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, nocti said: He's not yet been around long enough to leave a huge enough phallic imprint on the same leaderboard of cuntitude that the Robbies and Lennys of this world inhabit. I must admit that his bellendery is extremely potent though, his false sanctimony shining through like Rolf Harris's torch through a playschool window. Give him enough time, and airplay on Absolute Radio that the fucking idiots at the place I'm working at insist on piping in all day, and I'm sure I'll be hunting him down to provide a complimentary tour of his own arsehole, a relaxing acid bath, finished with a sauna in an incinerator with built in belt-sander massager. You fucking like him, don't you?! You queer, toe-tapping cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: You fucking like him, don't you?! You queer, toe-tapping cunt. I’m in France on business at the moment, and there’s an unsavoury aroma everywhere. Do you think it could be Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’m in France on business at the moment, and there’s an unsavoury aroma everywhere. Do you think it could be Withers? Have you washed your feet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’m in France on business at the moment, and there’s an unsavoury aroma everywhere. Do you think it could be Withers? Hopefully it's his garlic infused decomposing corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You fucking like him, don't you?! You queer, toe-tapping cunt. On the contrary, the only thing I'd tap my toe to is his death rattle. You silver-tongued lothario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Free Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Robbie Williams is a complete no talent cunt. Edited March 20, 2019 by Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Free said: Robbie Williams is a complete no talent cunt. You're his mum aren't you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 54 minutes ago, Free said: Robbie Williams is a complete no talent cunt. Hi Gary! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Hi Gary! You love Take That, you were distraught when Fat Bob left, you tell your mates you have to take the wife to see them in concert, then secretly wet yourself when they come on stage, fuckin' puff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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