Wolfie Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, cooze said: You love Take That, you were distraught when Fat Bob left, you tell your mates you have to take the wife to see them in concert, then secretly wet yourself when they come on stage, fuckin' puff! A typically intelligent and insightful synopsis from the Corner's very own Mystic Smeg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 On 20/03/2019 at 16:31, Wolfie said: A typically intelligent and insightful synopsis from the Corner's very own Mystic Smeg. You're welcome. Woof Woof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, cooze said: You're welcome. Woof Woof! Take no notice Wolfie is barking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I've just seen this revolting cunt talking to a carrot on TV. I shouldn't need to add much more to that really, but let it be known, in case there's any doubt floating around, that this cunt still tops my death wishlist for 2020. A carrot for fucks sake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, nocti said: I've just seen this revolting cunt talking to a carrot on TV. I shouldn't need to add much more to that really, but let it be known, in case there's any doubt floating around, that this cunt still tops my death wishlist for 2020. A carrot for fucks sake. Celtic’s Kerrydale Street forum has a profanity filter that replaces every occurrence of the word “cunt” with “carrot”. I just thought you ought to know that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Celtic’s Kerrydale Street forum has a profanity filter that replaces every occurrence of the word “cunt” with “carrot”. I just thought you ought to know that. Ok Carrotybaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ok Carrotybaws Did you have the hots for Bobby Vee and Billy Fury back in the early 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you have the hots for Bobby Vee and Billy Fury back in the early 60s. No. As I weren't alive in the early 60s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. As I weren't alive in the early 60s Billy Fury was in 'That'll Be The Day' in 1973. But he was a bit like Frank by then. Strange how pop-stars with really good stage names never really make it. Him, Johnny Thunders, and Zodiac Mindwarp. All one hit wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ok Carrotybaws Just for the avoidance of doubt, I AM NOT A FUCKING GINGER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. As I weren't alive in the early 60s Pen was in his early 60s in the early 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 15 hours ago, nocti said: I've just seen this revolting cunt talking to a carrot on TV. I shouldn't need to add much more to that really, but let it be known, in case there's any doubt floating around, that this cunt still tops my death wishlist for 2020. A carrot for fucks sake. The stupid cunt looks absolutely ridiculous. I hope in the next years he gains about 5 stone and dies penniless in a drink and drug fuelled spaz attack lying in a pool of his own shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just for the avoidance of doubt, I AM NOT A FUCKING GINGER! That last word is an anagram isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 Apart from the Frank Sinatra impersonations, he's a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 7 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Apart from the Frank Sinatra impersonations, he's a good lad. @nocti 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 17 hours ago, Carl Sway said: he's a good lad. Probably the most controversial thing you've ever said on here, and that's saying something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @nocti 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Probably the most controversial thing you've ever said on here, and that's saying something. I'm all for free speech, but this pushes the limits. Anyone that thinks this fucking spastard is anything other than a potential test dummy for nuclear weaponry either pisses sitting down, collects funko pops, or claps when their plane lands. Probably all three. This shit has also reminded me that he's still alive. You are a cunt, Carl. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 hour ago, nocti said: I'm all for free speech, but this pushes the limits. Anyone that thinks this fucking spastard is anything other than a potential test dummy for nuclear weaponry either pisses sitting down, collects funko pops, or claps when their plane lands. Probably all three. This shit has also reminded me that he's still alive. You are a cunt, Carl. I'm confused. Are referring to Carl Sway or the dwarfoid looking cunt Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm confused. Are referring to Carl Sway or the dwarfoid looking cunt Williams? The gurning infinicunt, Robbie "Oh For Fucks Sake" Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 hour ago, nocti said: collects funko pops What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 Famously described as “fat dancer from Take That”, Williams has more ego than is reasonable for someone who can’t out-perform his club singer father. It’s something in the Stoke water if you ask me. More egotistical cunts per square foot than anywhere else in England; Phil Taylor, Anthea Turner, Neil Morrissey, John Caudwell. If you’ve never been, “shit hole” seems an understatement. Robbie was booked for the AFL Grand Final last year, turned up in his pink suit, knocked out a couple of low effort ditties in the club style a La Vic Reeves, pocketed his million bucks, and fucked off. Nobody looked up from their VB and meat pie. That this cunt lives, and George Michael doesn’t, is proof that God is no DJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Famously described as “fat dancer from Take That”, Williams has more ego than is reasonable for someone who can’t out-perform his club singer father. It’s something in the Stoke water if you ask me. More egotistical cunts per square foot than anywhere else in England; Phil Taylor, Anthea Turner, Neil Morrissey, John Caudwell. If you’ve never been, “shit hole” seems an understatement. Robbie was booked for the AFL Grand Final last year, turned up in his pink suit, knocked out a couple of low effort ditties in the club style a La Vic Reeves, pocketed his million bucks, and fucked off. Nobody looked up from their VB and meat pie. That this cunt lives, and George Michael doesn’t, is proof that God is no DJ. Neil Morrisey's a long streak of spineless piss who bottled it when Les Dennis offered him an old fashioned straightener on the cobbles after he gave Dennises missus and talentless harridan Amanda Holden a length. And his beer's piss as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil Morrisey's a long streak of spineless piss who bottled it when Les Dennis offered him an old fashioned straightener on the cobbles after he gave Dennises missus and talentless harridan Amanda Holden a length. And his beer's piss as well. 'Bob the Builder, can he fuck it? Bob the Builder, YES HE CUM.' <CHORUS> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Robbie was booked for the AFL Grand Final last year, turned up in his pink suit, knocked out a couple of low effort ditties in the club style a La Vic Reeves, pocketed his million bucks, and fucked off. Nobody looked up from their VD and meat pie. He was probably thinking to himself "fuck me i can't wait to get back to civilisation and do cat food adverts instead of performing in a sweaty forgotten armpit of a country for a bunch of thick as fuck toothless yokels descended from criminals, thanks for the wonga you dopey pricks. Strewth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: meat pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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