Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 On 7 February 2016 at 11:19 PM, scotty said: Did you win? I played with Matt and Russell Osman plus Matt's then accountant who's a golfing buddy. It was a charity team event and we came 2nd with Matt, who's handicap then was 4, playing really well. Great evening on the lash later. Solid bloke and great company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I played with Matt and Russell Osman plus Matt's then accountant who's a golfing buddy. It was a charity team event and we came 2nd with Matt, who's handicap then was 4, playing really well. Great evening on the lash later. Solid bloke and great company. I played golf with sandy lyle and was unfortunately seated next to him for the post game meal. Not knowing anything about him apart from his hatred of nick faldo I was stuck for conversation. I asked what his interests were outside golf hoping to get a conversation going. However his reply of enjoying cutting his grass in on his tractor killed it dead. Boring scotish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I played golf with sandy lyle and was unfortunately seated next to him for the post game meal. Not knowing anything about him apart from his hatred of nick faldo I was stuck for conversation. I asked what his interests were outside golf hoping to get a conversation going. However his reply of enjoying cutting his grass in on his tractor killed it dead. Boring scotish cunt. Not the brightest Sandy. The standing joke was that his IQ was similar to his handicap.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Not the brightest Sandy. The standing joke was that his IQ was similar to his handicap.... I hit a iron on a par 4 and he asked if I was saving up for woods , he was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: I hit a iron on a par 4 and he asked if I was saving up for woods , he was hilarious. Irons off the tee are for gays.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: I played with Matt and Russell Osman plus Matt's then accountant who's a golfing buddy. It was a charity team event and we came 2nd with Matt, who's handicap then was 4, playing really well. Great evening on the lash later. Solid bloke and great company. So it was irons using irons playing against irons! I'll get my Nick Faldo rain jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it was irons using irons playing against irons! I'll get my Nick Faldo rain jacket That might be a good idea luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: I played with Matt and Russell Osman plus Matt's then accountant who's a golfing buddy. It was a charity team event and we came 2nd with Matt, who's handicap then was 4, playing really well. Great evening on the lash later. Solid bloke and great company. Good lad. You have soared in my esteem, matt le tiss is an absolute hero around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Good lad. You have soared in my esteem, matt le tiss is an absolute hero around here. We were pestered a bit by autograph hunters during the night out but Matt just took it in his stride and handled it nicely. He can down a few aswell. Carlos Tevez tried to join one of my golf clubs and was given the fuck off pill. Who wants a vile Argentinean dwarf in the clubhouse...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 How the fuck did Islamaphobia get onto golf? Just how the fuck?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: We were pestered a bit by autograph hunters during the night out but Matt just took it in his stride and handled it nicely. He can down a few aswell. Carlos Tevez tried to join one of my golf clubs and was given the fuck off pill. Who wants a vile Argentinean dwarf in the clubhouse...... Only as a waiter....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Carlos Tevez tried to join one of my golf clubs and was given the fuck off pill. Who wants a vile Argentinean dwarf in the clubhouse...... On being rejected, tevez said he wasn't happy. Punkers replied "Well, which one are you then?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: How the fuck did Islamaphobia get onto golf? Just how the fuck?????????? Unfortunately, too fucking easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I am far too hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I am far too hot Has your brain melted? What are you on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 On 07/02/2016 at 11:03 AM, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't mind so much if I thought that these were the birthing pangs of Homo Superior, and that the great melting pot was destined to produce a uniform population of mocha-coloured omnisexuals whose females all looked uncannily like Jessica Alba. I fear, however, that we're more likely to end up with a world that looks a bit like this. Is that Pauline Black from Selecter? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Punkape was playing golf with Kim Jong Il. He tee'd off and played a beautiful shot. "What do you think of my tee shot"? Asked Punkape proudly! "Tee shot velly nice" replied the leader "sleeves a bit on the short side"! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Pauline Black from Selecter? Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Pauline Black from Selecter? It's what happens after 4 days of drugs at Glastonbury......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Pauline Black from Selecter? It looks like someone finally took quince up on his filthy (but alarmingly regular) offer of an orally deposited fecal load, after consuming copious amounts of cheap Indian takeaway, several vats of special brew and a shit load of MDMA; just to get the splatter effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Like punky's mind this thread is dead and burried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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