Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It is profB. I'm sure of it. And probably Frank. I think you are on the mark. The trademark is I think the fairly brainless slipping off any rebuke and onto something irrelevant. Every time. None of these dicks ever engage but always respond, in a pointless way. Is it a bit of software? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 god (lower case) fits pretty well with the rest of Punkape's bollock filled utter fucking fantasy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Is it a bit of software? I suspect it's Microsoft ThickCunt 2016 SP2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Eh Punkape, did God create bleach? You know what comes next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 If there was a god, then he/she/it really created some fucked up shit. Sharks, viruses, parasites, religion, punkape, frank and profb. Must have been trying out one of his other creations when he made them, probably stoned as fuck on weed or wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 The catholic church is the most depraved and despicable organisation this planet has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: The catholic church is the most depraved and despicable organisation this planet has ever seen. What? Worse than the bbc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 We are dealing with a Royal Commission into child sex offences here at the moment, focused mainly on the catholic church, and the coward cardinal Pell is saying he is to ill to come back to Australia and testify on numerous issues. Fucking disgraceful. So a crowd funding deal was set up to fly some victims to the vatican to confront the cunt. It hit its target within 24 hrs, and is currently almost triple the required amount. Don't come here and preach the church, Punkape. Most people here have woken up to the stone age backwards cunts. Shove religion up your arse. All religion. Atheism is the only mindset compatible with innovation, progress, enlightenment, and true human rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 11 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No because it/he/she doesn't exist you poor deluded fool! Anyway, if you want to waste your time on that shit instead of enjoying your life, then that is your right, but I have a right to call you a religious/sanctimonious bellend and cunt. No, you don't, you have a duty to call him that... 38 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: What? Worse than the bbc? Yes, at least the male paedo cunts at the BBC don't wear frocks in public... well... not many of them... ...and they don't have a tendency to cannonise the poofs after death.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: We are dealing with a Royal Commission into child sex offences here at the moment, focused mainly on the catholic church, and the coward cardinal Pell is saying he is to ill to come back to Australia and testify on numerous issues. Fucking disgraceful. So a crowd funding deal was set up to fly some victims to the vatican to confront the cunt. It hit its target within 24 hrs, and is currently almost triple the required amount. Don't come here and preach the church, Punkape. Most people here have woken up to the stone age backwards cunts. Shove religion up your arse. All religion. Atheism is the only mindset compatible with innovation, progress, enlightenment, and true human rights. It's a disgusting outfit, a shower of greedy gold grabbing, ignorance encouraging, child molesting faggots. I am astounded they haven't been shut down and that so many stupid old fuckers, particularly ignorant old twats from my Island of Ireland still are into it, blinkered pricks. All of the cunt priests fucking knew about it even if they themselves were not noncing it up. Kill them all and let the worms sort them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's a disgusting outfit, a shower of greedy gold grabbing, ignorance encouraging, child molesting faggots. I am astounded they haven't been shut down and that so many stupid old fuckers, particularly ignorant old twats from my Island of Ireland still are into it, blinkered pricks. All of the cunt priests fucking knew about it even if they themselves were not noncing it up. Kill them all and let the worms sort them out. The right footers are just as bad. Quite a few anglican bishops being done at the moment too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: The right footers are just as bad. Quite a few anglican bishops being done at the moment too. Maybe not quite as institutionalised , but yes they can fuck off to the bottom of the sea too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 The only thing wrong with God and religion is his PR people, like Punkape here. Personally I'm quite the fan of JC. That stuff about him going away for a while but when he comes back 'you best all jump, motherfucker!' was great (something like that - you know what the sound systems are like at these outdoor gigs). Kicking the monylenders arses - and that water into wine thing was just wild! He looked great too, I mean his sodium intake must have been negligible to get shredded abs like that. Bodybuilders would KILL for his percentage body fat! He was a sharpshooting son of a bitch who was definitely rock n' roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: The only thing wrong with God and religion is his PR people, like Punkape here. Personally I'm quite the fan of JC. That stuff about him going away for a while but when he comes back 'you best all jump, motherfucker!' was great (something like that - you know what the sound systems are like at these outdoor gigs). Kicking the monylenders arses - and that water into wine thing was just wild! He looked great too, I mean his sodium intake must have been negligible to get shredded abs like that. Bodybuilders would KILL for his percentage body fat! He was a sharpshooting son of a bitch who was definitely rock n' roll. What the fuck have I just read? Anyway... Jehab is working in his garden, one of his sons pricks his fingers on a plant, next day he's dead.. his other son catches some lurgy and dies within a week... his wife, walking home from the funeral, crying, gets struck by lightening and dies... Jehab goes into the desert, falls to his knees.... "God? Why? Please tell me, why you do all these things to me?" God "Sometimes you just really piss me off...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Apparently the pope says that condoms are a "lesser evil" in the fight against the zika virus. Thank fuck for that. Rubber up, everyone! Still not an option when it comes to AIDS mind you. Any catholics calling muslims "stone age" need to take a good fucking look at their cunt role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 12 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Eh Punkape, did God create bleach? You know what comes next! Man created bleach with the chemicals and compounds derived from God's bounty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 12 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: If there was a god, then he/she/it really created some fucked up shit. Sharks, viruses, parasites, religion, punkape, frank and profb. Must have been trying out one of his other creations when he made them, probably stoned as fuck on weed or wine. God also gave us freewill to deal with all the problems and hurdles in life and the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: God also gave us freewill to deal with all the problems and hurdles in life and the universe. If god is perfect thgen why are his creations not so? Such a wonderful omnipresent being would not leave the universe so flawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: We are dealing with a Royal Commission into child sex offences here at the moment, focused mainly on the catholic church, and the coward cardinal Pell is saying he is to ill to come back to Australia and testify on numerous issues. Fucking disgraceful. So a crowd funding deal was set up to fly some victims to the vatican to confront the cunt. It hit its target within 24 hrs, and is currently almost triple the required amount. Don't come here and preach the church, Punkape. Most people here have woken up to the stone age backwards cunts. Shove religion up your arse. All religion. Atheism is the only mindset compatible with innovation, progress, enlightenment, and true human rights. You just cherry-pick the problems the church has had and handled badly. The Catholic Church continues to do great charitable works with the poor, the sick, the dying and the homeless. Like the recent cases with Lord Bramall and Leon Brittain many compensation chasing liars have fabricated cases against the church. Atheism was the great deluded mantra of Communist Russia and totalitarianism. You need to get you're history books out Southernignoramus. If you were sent to Australia was it the usual thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 12 hours ago, deebom said: The catholic church is the most depraved and despicable organisation this planet has ever seen. You obviously watch daytime Tv all day. Try reading a broadsheet instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's a disgusting outfit, a shower of greedy gold grabbing, ignorance encouraging, child molesting faggots. I am astounded they haven't been shut down and that so many stupid old fuckers, particularly ignorant old twats from my Island of Ireland still are into it, blinkered pricks. All of the cunt priests fucking knew about it even if they themselves were not noncing it up. Kill them all and let the worms sort them out. The problem is being dealt with and you need to be more rational with your silly reaction to a lack of an instant cure to the issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: The only thing wrong with God and religion is his PR people, like Punkape here. Personally I'm quite the fan of JC. That stuff about him going away for a while but when he comes back 'you best all jump, motherfucker!' was great (something like that - you know what the sound systems are like at these outdoor gigs). Kicking the monylenders arses - and that water into wine thing was just wild! He looked great too, I mean his sodium intake must have been negligible to get shredded abs like that. Bodybuilders would KILL for his percentage body fat! He was a sharpshooting son of a bitch who was definitely rock n' roll. Was it good grass man ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: Apparently the pope says that condoms are a "lesser evil" in the fight against the zika virus. Thank fuck for that. Rubber up, everyone! Still not an option when it comes to AIDS mind you. Any catholics calling muslims "stone age" need to take a good fucking look at their cunt role model. You don't seriously expect the hierarchy of the Church to tell people to sin do you ? Maybe you are that stupid.... if cunts didn't have sex outside of marriage then AIDS wouldn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: if cunts didn't have sex outside of marriage then AIDS wouldn't exist. I wouldn't put it past a Catholic to marry a fucking monkey. Even if they didn't, it's not far from them to fuck one out of wedlock you smelly bender. Anyway, I'm replying as if you mean all this. Fuck off you gormless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: If god is perfect thgen why are his creations not so? Such a wonderful omnipresent being would not leave the universe so flawed. A good question. Who knows God's plan exactly. Is a Lion not perfect or a Giraffe ? Why not man ? I think it's man's job to improve what we have and build a better world. Back to free will again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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