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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Try and get Thackeray's novel that the films based on. Further adventures of Redmond Barry I think its called. Read it years ago

In particular, loved the card sharping/duelling for cash. Lieutenant Fakenham?

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11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Try and get Thackeray's novel that the films based on. Further adventures of Redmond Barry I think its called. Read it years ago

Oddly, most Cunts I know, even those fairly movie knowledgeable, are not remotely aware of this. It was one of these productions that record overspent, like absurdly overspent , and "flopped", yet here we are with this. Apparently he nicked 2 of the best 70mm cameras of the time from universal to cobble together to capture the low light scenes , indeed it's all natural light/candle light , those cameras 2million back then. It shows.

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8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Oddly, most Cunts I know, even those fairly movie knowledgeable, are not remotely aware of this. It was one of these productions that record overspent, like absurdly overspent , and "flopped", yet here we are with this. Apparently he nicked 2 of the best 70mm cameras of the time from universal to cobble together to capture the low light scenes , indeed it's all natural light/candle light , those cameras 2million back then. It shows.

It was too heavy for the time. You had Ryan O'Neal who was one of the biggest Hollywood stars at the time, but just not what people were into

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Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Ah right, I know what you mean. My last employer kept one behind his desk to fuck off English agents , a Cunt on a horse clubbing a green jacketed cunt? Is that one ?

No idea. Just knew they were a series of paintings.

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11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It was too heavy for the time. You had Ryan O'Neal who was one of the biggest Hollywood stars at the time, but just not what people were into

I always got confused with oneal and Matt modine

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15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Im glad we had this chat gyps, Quincy is not all about being a vile cunt, just 98%

I'm drinking chianti and watching Larry Sanders Show on my magic box. That and Curb your enthusiasm are the only yank comedy shows I find funny.

Oh and Night Court

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17 hours ago, Punkape said:

You shop in MoIrisons.....

How ghastly.

 

Yes, i know. But i try and avoid Lidl and Farmfoods so that i dont meet any cunts like you.

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14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Yes, i know. But i try and avoid Lidl and Farmfoods so that i dont meet any cunts like you.

I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops.

i wouldn't be seen dead in the "dicounters" with all the unwashed.

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9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops.

 

And when you've been through the bins there, you stagger off to the food Bank. 

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20 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops.

i wouldn't be seen dead in the "dicounters" with all the unwashed.

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

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15 minutes ago, Punkape said:

And you ply your trade as a rent-boy in the bin area of the local pound shop.

lol.

Not your best I'm afraid.

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15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

Never have the words of a song (in its entirety) been so apt. 

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4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm going to paste excerpts of it every time he posts. I'm hoping it might cause him a suicidal revelation.

Fingers crossed. 

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1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm going to paste excerpts of it every time he posts. I'm hoping it might cause him a suicidal revelation.

Well that will make a change from being called Frank.

 

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Just now, Punkape said:

Well that will make a change from being called Frank.

Fuck off Frank.

He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

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Just now, Bill Stickers said:

Fuck off Frank.

He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Cue repeat.....

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1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

Fuck off Frank.

He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Cue repeat....

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1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

Fuck off Frank.

He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Cue repeat....

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2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Cue repeat....

This idiotic behaviour suggests I've got you rattled old boy. Keep going, you're making yourself look like a bigger pillock than usual.

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

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3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

This idiotic behaviour suggests I've got you rattled old boy. Keep going, you're making yourself look like a bigger pillock than usual.

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

Is it raining at the allotment ?

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