Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is it raining at the allotment ? He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen But no-one is listening and when you put it all together There's the model of a charmless man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops. i wouldn't be seen dead in the "dicounters" with all the unwashed. I am fine with you being seen dead anywhere at all. Harrods if you prefer, you dreary little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: WeIl that will make a change from being called Frank. Damn spellchecker. I thought i called you a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Damn spellchecker. I thought i called you a cunt. Fuck off Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Harsh, very harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Harsh, very harsh. Like a wank with sandpaper. So I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 12 hours ago, MikeD said: Like a wank with sandpaper. So I hear. Is that something that you have tried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 25 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Is that something that you have tried? Actually, with no word of a lie, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Actually, with no word of a lie, yes. Rrrrruff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Rrrrruff! Try as I may, Mike, I'm getting to like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Actually, with no word of a lie, yes. Wet n Dry? Glasspaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Try as I may, Mike, I'm getting to like these. I've cracked him! I knew it was only a matter of time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 42 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Wet n Dry? Glasspaper? You pay extra for the glasspaper at the "establishment" but I think it's worth every penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You pay extra for the glasspaper at the "establishment" but I think it's worth every penny. Is that where the phrase "paying in blood, sweat and tears" comes from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Is that where the phrase "paying in blood, sweat and tears" comes from? And that's just me. You should see what the local Tory M.P. gets upto in there.(allegedly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 On 19/02/2016 at 20:48, Eddie said: Fuck off Pablo fucking Escobar , every cunt on here is just as big of a loser as cunts wasting their time spotting lorries or trains or whatever. Ape is a Stobart spotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: Ape is a Stobart spotter. You misspelt cottager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: Ape is a Stobart spotter. 8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: You misspelt cottager. Two comedy geniuses, at the top of their game. What a pair of fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Two comedy geniuses, at the top of their game. What a pair of fucking idiots. Model helicopter 🚁 enthusiasts... Stobart spotters... Is there any difference or do cunts of a feather flock together ? lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 On 14/08/2019 at 18:09, Earl of Punkape said: Model helicopter 🚁 enthusiasts... Stobart spotters... Is there any difference or do cunts of a feather flock together ? lol. People who like to go balls deep in holes and people who like to go balls deep in holes.........er, sorry I mean golfers, Is there any difference? Lol. Fuck off. Pleb. Peasant. Beanz Meanz Heinz, Etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 Golfers and people who like to go balls deep in holes......er, sorry i mean Catholic priests. Is there any difference?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: People who like to go balls deep in holes and people who like to go balls deep in holes.........er, sorry I mean golfers, Is there any difference? Lol. Fuck off. Pleb. Peasant. Beanz Meanz Heinz, Etc... Gay atheist pleb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gay atheist pleb. Ape's surname is Bean and his Christian name is Haricot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Gaype is a Stobart stabber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 16:55, Erroreptile404 said: Gaype is a Stobart stabber Has anyone noticed Espacktile’s new signature? ”If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" Perhaps it’s just me, but it sounds like the signature of a weird, gay little wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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