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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Is it raining at the allotment ?

He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops.

i wouldn't be seen dead in the "dicounters" with all the unwashed.

I am fine with you being seen dead anywhere at all. Harrods if you prefer, you dreary little faggot.

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5 hours ago, Punkape said:

WeIl that will make a change  from being called Frank.

 

Damn spellchecker. I thought i called you a cunt.

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12 hours ago, MikeD said:

Like a wank with sandpaper.

So I hear.

Is that something that you have tried?

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25 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Is that something that you have tried?

Actually, with no word of a lie, yes.

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1 hour ago, MikeD said:

Rrrrruff!

Try as I may, Mike, I'm getting to like these.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Actually, with no word of a lie, yes.

Wet n Dry?

Glasspaper?

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Guest MikeD
1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Try as I may, Mike, I'm getting to like these.

I've cracked him!

I knew it was only a matter of time!!

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42 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Wet n Dry?

Glasspaper?

You pay extra for the glasspaper at the "establishment" but I think it's worth every penny.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

You pay extra for the glasspaper at the "establishment" but I think it's worth every penny.

Is that where the phrase "paying in blood, sweat and tears" comes from?

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Just now, DingTheRioja said:

Is that where the phrase "paying in blood, sweat and tears" comes from?

And that's just me. You should see what the local Tory M.P. gets upto in there.(allegedly).

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On 19/02/2016 at 20:48, Eddie said:

Fuck off Pablo fucking Escobar , every cunt on here is just as big of a loser as cunts wasting their time spotting lorries or trains or whatever. 

Ape is a Stobart spotter.

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8 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Ape is a Stobart spotter.

 

8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

You misspelt cottager.

Two comedy geniuses, at the top of their game.

What a pair of fucking idiots.

 

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17 minutes ago, Ape said:

 

Two comedy geniuses, at the top of their game.

What a pair of fucking idiots.

 

Model helicopter 🚁 enthusiasts...

Stobart spotters...

Is there any difference or do cunts of a feather flock together ?

lol.

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On 14/08/2019 at 18:09, Earl of Punkape said:

Model helicopter 🚁 enthusiasts...

Stobart spotters...

Is there any difference or do cunts of a feather flock together ?

lol.

People who like to go balls deep in holes and people who like to go balls deep in holes.........er, sorry I mean golfers, 

Is there any difference?

Lol. Fuck off. Pleb. Peasant. Beanz Meanz Heinz, Etc...

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2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

People who like to go balls deep in holes and people who like to go balls deep in holes.........er, sorry I mean golfers, 

Is there any difference?

Lol. Fuck off. Pleb. Peasant. Beanz Meanz Heinz, Etc...

Gay atheist pleb.

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13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Gay atheist pleb.

Ape's surname is Bean and his Christian name is Haricot.

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On 17/08/2019 at 16:55, Erroreptile404 said:

Gaype is a Stobart stabber

Has anyone noticed Espacktile’s new signature?

If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat 
How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" 

Perhaps it’s just me, but it sounds like the signature of a weird, gay little wanker.

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