Major Cunt Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 On 20/02/2016 at 11:21, Earl of Punkape said: I go to Booths,Waitrose or Farmshops. i wouldn't be seen dead in the "dicounters" with all the unwashed. You mean rummage through the refuse bins of Booths, Waitrose or Farmshops? Lol, fuck off, ect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 27 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You mean rummage through the refuse bins of Booths, Waitrose or Farmshops? Lol, fuck off, ect. A Lidl bin licker emerges from the undergrowth... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Has anyone noticed Espacktile’s new signature? ”If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" Perhaps it’s just me, but it sounds like the signature of a weird, gay little wanker. It’s not just you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 Where's Billy? Wouldn't he be usually stabbing Gaype's haemorrhoids back into his shitter with his cock round about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Where's Billy? Wouldn't he be usually stabbing Gaype's haemorrhoids back into his shitter with his cock round about now. Billy will be back tomorrow and he will not be pleased so its best to keep a low profile or he will sort you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Billy will be back tomorrow and he will not be pleased so its best to keep a low profile or he will sort you. Absolutely terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 A classic heavy hitting nom that a virgin incel like 404 could only dream of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 55 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: A classic heavy hitting nom that a virgin incel like 404 could only dream of. What the fuck is going on with you lately, Shitty? These cameo appearances just won't do. Have you seen what the fuck is going on here? Pen's egestions are threatening a cholera plague, Eddie thinks black is the new white elite just because he's managed to afford 10 nights all-inclusive in the Dominican Republic, the newbies are squirting stools up the walls without a by-your-leave and Roops is convinced that people are buying her better-than-you unsubstantiated, unfunny, hormonal bullshit claims. Stop working so much and get back to kicking cunts in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: A classic heavy hitting nom that a virgin incel like 404 could only dream of. Hey it's the little gayboy from London! You seem obsessed with "virgin incels" is it because really deep down you know you are one? Good to know i've got under your skin though dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Hey it's the little gayboy from London! You seem obsessed with "virgin incels" is it because really deep down you know you are one? Good to know i've got under your skin though dickhead. Fucking hell, Reptile. You try hard, I'll give you that. Unfortunately, it's to no avail. Every one of your posts does nothing but re-enforce what a dismally unfunny, spectacularly maladjusted specimen you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: A classic heavy hitting nom that a virgin incel like 404 could only dream of. What the fuck is an 'incel'? could you try this sober occasionally, I fucking love you when you're coherent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is an 'incel'? could you try this sober occasionally, I fucking love you when you're coherent. Involuntary celibate. Nothing the ladies in your club need worry about, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: ...and Roops is convinced that people are buying her better-than-you unsubstantiated, unfunny, hormonal bullshit claims... A dastardly slur against my good name, I'll file that under unsubstantiated assertions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: A dastardly slur against my good name, I'll file that under unsubstantiated assertions. Touché. I've logged quite a few of those myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 54 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Involuntary celibate. Nothing the ladies in your club need worry about, Eric. Rape is cathartic. (joking, before Gurt creates a new ID in order to respond to this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 23:53, Mrs Roops said: A dastardly slur against my good name, I'll file that under unsubstantiated assertions. I dunno Mrs...I think he's summed up the general consensus perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 22:27, DrCunt said: What the fuck is going on with you lately, Shitty? These cameo appearances just won't do. Have you seen what the fuck is going on here? Pen's egestions are threatening a cholera plague, Eddie thinks black is the new white elite just because he's managed to afford 10 nights all-inclusive in the Dominican Republic, the newbies are squirting stools up the walls without a by-your-leave and Roops is convinced that people are buying her better-than-you unsubstantiated, unfunny, hormonal bullshit claims. Stop working so much and get back to kicking cunts in. I think Eddie and his brethren tried to sell me some beads and shitty trinkets on the beach in Salou yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Ah yes Farmshops on glorified motorway laybys with the fashionable array of rip-off produce for the gullible. They do cater for wannabe folk of the lower echelons on Britain however, Did'nt I see you lugging a hundredweight of cod and chips back to an un-wiped table before disappearing into a filthy toilet? Exiting through the expensive wine and cheesy bollocks counters? This unsustainable mindset of class creeping must end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I dunno Mrs...I think he's summed up the general consensus perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 57 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: "Wallace and Gromit: The Rape Trial." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 13:29, Mrs Roops said: We've had a couple of Beef's Missis granted, but you've actually made me laugh on occasions. I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm hanging on the coat tails of others, merely giving my opinion. You don't do yourself any favours by not being open minded to suggestion, that you might not know it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We've had a couple of Beef's Missis granted, but you've actually made me laugh on occasions. I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm hanging on the coat tails of others, merely giving my opinion. You don't do yourself any favours by not being open minded to suggestion, that you might not know it all. Well, it would depend on who's making the suggestion, nevertheless I would never think or say that. Its foolhardy to think otherwise. Witness the hapless punter who alluded to "thinking out of the box" and when having to deal with possibilities as well as absolutes, undertakes "quite a bit of research" before committing fingertips to keyboard. Events transpired that far from "thinking out of the box" he was only capable of thinking in straight lines and ended up dunking his head into a freshly stirred saucepan of scrambled egg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, it would depend on who's making the suggestion, nevertheless I would never think or say that. Its foolhardy to think otherwise. Witness the hapless punter who alluded to "thinking out of the box" and when having to deal with possibilities as well as absolutes, undertakes "quite a bit of research" before committing fingertips to keyboard. Events transpired that far from "thinking out of the box" he was only capable of thinking in straight lines and ended up dunking his head into a freshly stirred saucepan of scrambled egg... ‘Eggs Gordon Bennet’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 10:24, camberwell gypsy said: I think Eddie and his brethren tried to sell me some beads and shitty trinkets on the beach in Salou yesterday. He carries a full range of fan belts and spark plugs in his bum bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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