Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 A new Instagram account which shows young, rich people flaunting their wealth across London. Oh, just fucking die. You horrible, detestable, fucking bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: A new Instagram account which shows young, rich people flaunting their wealth across London. Oh, just fucking die. You horrible, detestable, fucking bastards. Mike, what the fuck is Instagram? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Mike, what the fuck is Instagram? Fucked if I know but apparently it's a computer type thing. Probably, going by the name, something you can do instantly. Maybe like wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fucked if I know but apparently it's a computer type thing. Probably, going by the name, something you can do instantly. Maybe like wanking. It sounds like some sort of drug-deal-on-wheels, but I'm guessing it's nowhere near as fun or as satisfying. I've just googled it and am still none the fucking wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: It sounds like some sort of drug-deal-on-wheels, but I'm guessing it's nowhere near as fun or as satisfying. I've just googled it and am still none the fucking wiser. It's probably something that, along with Facebook, Twitter and similar types of wank, I can tell the next person who asks me if I'm on it to shove it up their fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 46 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Mike, what the fuck is Instagram? Is it like a telegram but with a computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, MikeD said: Its probably something that, along with Facebook, Twitter and similar types of wank, I can tell the next person who asks me if I'm on it to shove it up their fucking arse. You cad, Mike. I bet your ancestor, MikeD the first, submitted humorous anecdotes to Tatler magazine, bemoaning the faddish innovations of morse code and gas powered streetlights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 I'm confused, what is actually being cunted here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'm confused, what is actually being cunted here? MikeD is virulently angry over any "privileged" cunt with more than a quid in his pocket. So we're cunting everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: MikeD is virulently angry over any "privileged" cunt with more than a quid in his pocket. So we're cunting everyone. What about Yorkshiremen, are they fair game? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What about Yorkshiremen, are they fair game? Dirty, white rose wearing cunts, Bubba. I hate them all. Your Tudor ancestors knew how to sort them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Young.. With money? They deserve to be strung up on either account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dirty, white rose wearing cunts Bubba. I hate them all. Your Tudor ancestors knew how to sort them out. Funny fuckers, aren't they? I don't mean that in a 'ha ha' funny, I mean fucking odd. What do they actually bring to the world besides gravy and shit accents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: A new Instagram account which shows young, rich people flaunting their wealth across London. Oh, just fucking die. You horrible, detestable, fucking bastards. They might be rich but they live in a fucking shit hole. Plague ridden filth bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: What do they actually bring to the world besides gravy and shit accents? Ding, according to Ding, is a sexy, racy, statuesque, blonde reminiscent of an axe wielding, northern scandinavian god. Sadly though, I think he's an idiot with an overwhelming sense of self importance. The torrid worm more likely resembles Hagar the Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Blonde? Fuck off, only women discuss their hair colour, don't they? Is he being serious? Maybe he is....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, according to Ding, is a sexy, racy, statuesque, blonde reminiscent of an axe wielding, northern scandinavian god. Sadly though, I think he's an idiot with an overwhelming sense of self importance. The torrid worm more likely resembles Hagar the Horrible. ..and that makes you Lucky Eddie then... the scrawny fuckwit of a sidekick who gets hammered everytime... Must be a record this... the clueless daisychain of fuckwits took a whole 10 posts before they mentioned me.... slacking... they must all be arguing over who gets to eat the biscuit this time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Blonde? Fuck off, only women discuss their hair colour, don't they? Is he being serious? Maybe he is....... 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Blonde? Fuck off, only women discuss their hair colour, don't they? Is he being serious? Maybe he is....... I don't recognise this bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I don't recognise this bloke. He doesn't get out much...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 HOOOOOOOOOOWLLLL Rich Kids of London! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Don't worry, Punkape will be on here soon, telling us what it's like to be a rich kid. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 If I had to live in London to be rich, I would settle for destitute and live anywhere fucking else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 You would have to be fucking mad to not want to live in London if you were rich. There is nowhere else in the country, and possibly the world like it. If you've got the money, there is enough art, culture, entertainment and culinary hot spots to keep you happy for a life time. One of only a few locations that can call itself a truly global city, we should all be a little more proud of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: If I had to live in London to be rich, I would settle for destitute and live anywhere fucking else. What do you mean, would? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What do you mean, would? The GDP of Wales wouldn't cover my daily pie bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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