Decimus Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, scotty said: First rule of Fight Club.... Never hold it in the Saudi embassy. First rule of Rape Club.... Always hold it in the Ecuadorian embassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: First rule of Rape Club.... Always hold it in the Ecuadorian embassy. I think the boys at 'Tailhook' may have something to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, scotty said: First rule of Fight Club.... Never hold it in the Saudi embassy. Second rule of fight club... Don't take take on 6 or 7 Saudi secret service cunts, one packing a bone saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 I sidled up to an ugly little guy in the pub who seemed to be having to fight off the women, they were all over him like a rash and practically throwing themselves at him. “Excuse me mate,” I said, “what’s your secret? Why are all the birds after you?” “I’ve no idea,” he frowned, thoughtfully licking his eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Back in the 1950s, Catwoman, Nobgobbler and Pen were sat in the pub talking about pregnancy. They were all heavy laden and about to drop. "I'm gonna have a baby boy" said Cat, "My old man shagged me whist I was standing up." "Oh, mine is definitely a baby girl" said Nobby, "My hubby fucked me from the side..." "It's puppies for me then," said Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 "Ohhh, christ yeah....." I sighed as I came over my sister-in-law's tits. "I've been waiting years to do that." Oh well, suppose I'd better get the lid back on the coffin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: "Ohhh, christ yeah....." I sighed as I came over my sister-in-law's tits. "I've been waiting years to do that." Oh well, suppose I'd better get the lid back on the coffin. Hey Scotty, I used to be a necrophiliac... until the rotten cunt split on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Can this magnificent thread catch up to FlidSpack©? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Can this magnificent thread catch up to FlidSpack©? Respect the dead, and wear a condom... By the way, I watched Die Hard, but it was an anti-climax. Edited January 31, 2019 by 'eavensabove Drop Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 A small independent theatre group is producing a biographical play of Alice Cooper's career. The actor's are having difficulty with some of the subject matter and seem a bit stiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 03/03/2016 at 19:48, scotty said: It's been down for over two weeks now, due to, and I quote, "severe techicnal issues". If they can't even spell "technical", what chance have they got with coding? I know a few of the regulars here were sicki users, including baws, rev c and our own favourite gypsy. So as I think we can safely assume the site is permanently gone, feel free to post your favourite sicki or sicki-type joke. These things need to be preserved for posterity. Are you referring to Is a Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 On 31/01/2019 at 10:20, scotty said: "Ohhh, christ yeah....." I sighed as I came over my sister-in-law's tits. "I've been waiting years to do that." Oh well, suppose I'd better get the lid back on the coffin. Incest is relatively boring. But you know, when I think back to when I was 8 I'd always know when my sister was on her period, as me dad's cock had a peculiar taste to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 My dad used to be in the Yakuza. Nice man, terrible typist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 There was a young lady called Jill Who fucked a grenade for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 DWF was forcing his hound to give him a blow job and it suddenly turned on him, but he reckons that it's arse was just as good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Katie Price has pleaded for people to stop harassing Harvey on social media, and if we don't like him to just ignore him and pretend he doesn't exist. You know, like Dwight Yorke does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 I read in the local paper about a dwarf who got pickpocketed. How can anyone stoop so low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 There were nine gay junkies on Punker's arse. One was smoking dope. What were the other eight doing? Sniffing crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 My father's eyes filled with tears as he held my newborn son for the first time. "He reminds me so much of you," I told him. "Is it the eyes?" he smiled. I said "no, it's because he shits himself every 15 minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: My father's eyes filled with tears as he held my newborn son for the first time. "He reminds me so much of you," I told him. "Is it the eyes?" he smiled. I said "no, it's because he shits himself every 15 minutes." Some bloke came up to me in the boozer last night. He told me that he'd been fucking my mum. I said to the cunt, "...come on Dad, let's go home. You're pissed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: My father's eyes filled with tears as he held my newborn son for the first time. "He reminds me so much of you," I told him. "Is it the eyes?" he smiled. I said "no, it's because he shits himself every 15 minutes." Well at least he wasn't Hans Rausing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 What do Jewish paedophiles say to their potential victims?... "don't eat all those fuckin' sweets!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Jewish paedophiles say to their potential victims?... "don't eat all those fuckin' sweets!" I can't believe how many paedo's I've encountered in my life. It seems every time I go to the store, I hear some cunt screaming that at some undisciplined brat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 An Irish family are sitting watching telly. The husband says to his wife... "Bridget! Close your legs... the K-I-D-S can see your cunt." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 Kmeer eric baby..was in Manchester over the christmas..serious amount of mujhadeen walkin around the place ..even billy the bomb thrower commented on it..the church his father used to attend is now a mosque ..they make our fanatics look like somthin off of play school Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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