Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 On 15/04/2019 at 17:34, Witheredscrote said: I did try to once, but with a Blackberry. It stained my arsehole a very dark blue. Ape once tried to bake a BlackBerry Pie to have after his chips and beans but the battery exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 27 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Ape once tried to bake a BlackBerry Pie to have after his chips and beans but the battery exploded. That might have been funnier if you'd gone with Raspberry Pi instead, but even then it would still have been shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That might have been funnier if you'd gone with Raspberry Pi instead, but even then it would still have been shite. I was saving the Raspberry Pi for later. The BlackBerrys need to be used before they go off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Question- Chubby monster Adele has so far released albums called 19, 21 and 25. What will her next effort be called? Answer- 3.14159 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 I think they're all named after the reading on the scales so it's going to be 32 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Question- Chubby monster Adele has so far released albums called 19, 21 and 25. What will her next effort be called? Answer- 3.14159 Well she did sing about a crumble in that Bond theme song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well she did sing about a crumble in that Bond theme song. Oh well Gyps. At least you and I didn't miss the pi reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 For Your Pies Only,The Pie Who Loved Me,Moonbaker,Live And Let Pie,Piefall,Pie Another Day,Tomorrow Never Pies,Never Say Pie. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: For Your Pies Only,The Pie Who Loved Me,Moonbaker,Live And Let Pie,Piefall,Pie Another Day,Tomorrow Never Pies,Never Say Pie. Fuck off You forgot 'Goldenpie' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You forgot 'Goldenpie' I fucking left that for Gyps you fucking thief 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You forgot 'Goldenpie' Was there ever a "goldenarse"? .. @Earl of Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You forgot 'Goldenpie' And The Man With The Golden Bun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Neil said: And The Man With The Golden Bun Never Say Never At Greggs On Her Majesty's Steak n Kidney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Has anyone done a goldensausage yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never Say Never At Greggs On Her Majesty's Steak n Kidney Quantum of Pastry wheres the bleach.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Neil said: For Your Pies Only,The Pie Who Loved Me,Moonbaker,Live And Let Pie,Piefall,Pie Another Day,Tomorrow Never Pies,Never Say Pie. Fuck off Octopiesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never Say Never At Greggs On Her Majesty's Steak n Kidney Bloomermaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloomermaker I've found the bleach gypo, there's enough for both of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've found the bleach gypo, there's enough for both of us I could go on all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I could go on all night I would like to join in but I am not clever enough .. its not as if I am Piethagoras is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Pies Brosnan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 On 17/05/2019 at 08:35, Eric Cuntman said: You forgot 'Goldenpie' From Pukka With Love Moonbaker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 The pie who loved me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: The pie who loved me. On Her Majesty’s Shortcrust Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Pastie Galore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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