southerncunt Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: In other breaking news, Napoleon's armies mass near Waterloo... I'm aware this is hardly a recent revelation, but it's still breathtaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I'm aware this is hardly a recent revelation, but it's still breathtaking. Well if you will live in a cave at Ayers Rock, I suppose it is. Has Frank arrived yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: All punters have their eccentricities, 'eavens, it adds to the charm of The Corner. Your issue is not knowing when to stop. Stop? I've hardly started, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well if you will live in a cave at Ayers Rock, I suppose it is. Has Frank arrived yet? Uluru you fucking ignorant french cretin. Frank can book his flight on Quantas when he's emptied his filthy load load in your ear. First stop Sydney, a hive of sausaging poofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Uluru you fucking ignorant french cretin. Frank can book his flight on Quantas when he's emptied his filthy load load in your ear. First stop Sydney, a hive of sausaging poofs Are you an Aboriginal? I don't much care for your attitude. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Are you an Aboriginal? I don't much care for your attitude. Fuck off. I'm pretty sure it's still legal to kill and eat abo's in some states. The roasted black fella I had in the kalgoolie hotel was delicious in as much as it took away the taste of the weasel piss beer out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The roasted black fella I had in the kalgoolie hotel was delicious in as much as it took away the taste of the weasel piss beer out there. Roasting by a black fella. Autocorrect failed you again, Timothy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm pretty sure it's still legal to kill and eat abo's in some states. The roasted black fella I had in the kalgoolie hotel was delicious in as much as it took away the taste of the weasel piss beer out there. I imagine that you "had" half the black fellas in the outback whilst you were there, and I'd wager that you didn't need any Fosters to loosen up your arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you "had" half the black fellas in the outback whilst you were there, and I'd wager that you didn't need any Fosters to loosen up your arsehole. Probably just the one “tinny” for Timmy. Shoved firmly up his arse before setting off into the outback; plastic toy survival knife and magnifying glass in hand, ponytail kept firmly on back of sweaty neck thanks to a cheap “I ❤️ AUS” cork hat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Roasting by a black fella. Autocorrect failed you again, Timothy. 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you "had" half the black fellas in the outback whilst you were there, and I'd wager that you didn't need any Fosters to loosen up your arsehole. If truth be known gents, I was glad to be up the back end as the cunts teeth were like tombstones and it's breath stank like road kill emu. 5 bucks well spent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If truth be known gents, I was glad to be up the back end as the cunts teeth were like tombstones and it's breath stank like road kill emu. 5 bucks well spent Quincy has obviously raised his prices. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quincy has obviously raised his prices. An unfortunate but inevitable consequence of his ongoing struggle with substance abuse and addiction to subscriber only scat porn websites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: An unfortunate but inevitable consequence of his ongoing struggle with substance abuse and addiction to subscriber only scat porn websites. At 25p a pop, yellow polyester ties don't come cheap at The British Heart Foundation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Quincy has obviously raised his prices. No, this cunt was as black as a dogs guts and scrawny with it, probably weighing less than quincy's many chins. I'm sure old yellow tie would give me a freebie if I promised to lay a cable on his chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, this cunt was as black as a dogs guts and scrawny with it, probably weighing less than quincy's many chins. I'm sure old yellow tie would give me a freebie if I promised to lay a cable on his chest If it had a hooter like a duck, then you had yourself an Ozzi platypuss. Was she on the juice and bedecked in dungarees before or after you ravaged the bitch with your doodereedidge? Edited September 25, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 2:44 PM, Frank said: Apart from Alf, the lot of you make me fucking sick. I’m leaving. Pack your girls clothes up and get the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pack your girls clothes up and get the fuck out. Quince? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Quince? Yes. Make it quick , I’m very busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yes. Make it quick , I’m very busy. I’ve got a dick (mine, for avoidance of faggoty doubt) that needs sucking. You in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 @scotty what’s the difference between Whitney Houston and a man of Pakistani origin? Nothing. According to admin. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/25/2018 at 2:31 PM, Decimus said: At 25p a pop, yellow polyester ties don't come cheap at The British Heart Foundation. Watch your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I’ve got a dick (mine, for avoidance of faggoty doubt) that needs sucking. You in? For the avoidance of Faggoty doubt you want me to duck your sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: For the avoidance of Faggoty doubt you want me to duck your sick? Is that s yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is that s yes? You mispelt “a”. Are you from China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You mispelt “a”. Are you from China? You misspelt “mispelt”. Are you a norn Irish-jock mongrel retard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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