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15 minutes ago, scotty said:

First rule of Fight Club.... 

Never hold it in the Saudi embassy. 

First rule of Rape Club....

Always hold it in the Ecuadorian embassy.

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

First rule of Rape Club....

Always hold it in the Ecuadorian embassy.

I think the boys at 'Tailhook' may have something to say about that.

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26 minutes ago, scotty said:

First rule of Fight Club.... 

Never hold it in the Saudi embassy. 

Second rule of fight club...

Don't take take on 6 or 7 Saudi secret service cunts, one packing a bone saw.

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I sidled up to an ugly little guy in the pub who seemed to be having to fight off the women, they were all over him like a rash and practically throwing themselves at him.

“Excuse me mate,” I said, “what’s your secret? Why are all the birds after you?”

“I’ve no idea,” he frowned, thoughtfully licking his eyebrows. 

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Back in the 1950s, Catwoman, Nobgobbler and Pen were sat in the pub talking about pregnancy. They were all heavy laden and about to drop.

"I'm gonna have a baby boy" said Cat, "My old man shagged me whist I was standing up."  

"Oh, mine is definitely a baby girl" said Nobby, "My hubby fucked me from the side..."

"It's puppies for me then," said Pen.

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