Eddie Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 This spam headed cunt gives out little gems of advice like 'pay your credit card off every month to avoid expensive interest', same goes for his advice in reducing your mortgage term. The irritating upbeat toss pot has the easiest job in the world, checks for deals on line then spouts his shit on TV as if its pure gold. To make him even more unbearable, the little shit sold his web site to money supermarket for 87 million, his personnel; take was 25 million. Proof enough that there is no God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 TV Drs make my shit hang sideways. As the cold weather closes in we get "Remember to wrap up warm" and when summer comes its "Remember drink plenty of fluids because you could dehydrate". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Paul Lewis off Money Box on Radio 4 could kick fuck out of Martin Lewis. Preferably at the O2 Arena and live on TV. Martin Lewis is indeed an obnoxious cunt. I can't understand how someone with a bulging bank account can preach to me when I have to walk 12 miles to get to the workhouse for 4am, 7 days a week. I'd bet he thinks I'm lazy for having every other Christmas Day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Manky said: Paul Lewis off Money Box on Radio 4 could kick fuck out of Martin Lewis. Preferably at the O2 Arena and live on TV. Martin Lewis is indeed an obnoxious cunt. I can't understand how someone with a bulging bank account can preach to me when I have to walk 12 miles to get to the workhouse for 4am, 7 days a week. I'd bet he thinks I'm lazy for having every other Christmas Day off. Workhouse? Are you Mr Bumble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 41 minutes ago, Eddie said: This spam headed cunt gives out little gems of advice like 'pay your credit card off every month to avoid expensive interest', same goes for his advice in reducing your mortgage term. The irritating upbeat toss pot has the easiest job in the world, checks for deals on line then spouts his shit on TV as if its pure gold. To make him even more unbearable, the little shit sold his web site to money supermarket for 87 million, his personnel; take was 25 million. Proof enough that there is no God. He is a complete cunt, but secretly we're all fucking jealous we didn't think of the easy, shit and apparently lucrative idea first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Workhouse? Are you Mr Bumble? It's grim up north. Or so I'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 The shit bag will be on breakfast TV tomorrow , offering words of wisdom after today's budget, I predict he advises to give up smoking and drinking. A true insight into a complicated minefield of finance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Workhouse? Are you Mr Bumble? More like Mr Tumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: He is a complete cunt, but secretly we're all fucking jealous we didn't think of the easy, shit and apparently lucrative idea first. ..along with that geek kid who has just been "employed" by the website for his "extreme couponing" or some such shit... can't remember exactly but the little cunt got about £350 of shopping for a quid or 2.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: He is a complete cunt, but secretly we're all fucking jealous we didn't think of the easy, shit and apparently lucrative idea first. True, all I need to do is think of an product that don't yet exist but eveyone will want , easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Scrimping and saving every chance he gets, what a fucking laugh he must be on a night out. Hopefully the miserable, penny-pinching bastard will be on his deathbed with millions in the bank and regretting every fucking chance he passed up to do something exciting in order to save another fucking quid instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 37 minutes ago, MikeD said: Scrimping and saving every chance he gets, what a fucking laugh he must be on a night out. Hopefully the miserable, penny-pinching bastard will be on his deathbed with millions in the bank and regretting every fucking chance he passed up to do something exciting in order to save another fucking quid instead. He could, at the very least, buy a syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, Eddie said: He could, at the very least, buy a syrup. Or a couple of bottles ofc value bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: More like Mr Tumble. Hello hello, how are you? Hello hello, its so good to see you! I say hellooooooo to you and all your friends....... I'll get my magic brolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 this bellend just has to have been that cuntkid at school who could never pass by the vending machine without the obligatory sweep through the change slot or scoured the playground for discarded bus tickets with a 99p big mac meal voucher on the reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 The trouble with this cunt is that he has put an end to a lot of peoples minor fiddles....a few years back Mrs Swarm used to be an avid coupon user.....being an employee at Tesco, she collected the relevant ones and we enjoyed many expensive items such as laptops and Dysoncunt hoovers for virtually free. It was a close kept secret this arcane skill..........but oh no ....this Lewis cunt broadcasts it and then every chav cunt is there trading coupons for white lighting cider and lambrini. Within a week or two the whole coupon scheme thing is shut down and my hopes of getting a new cordless hammer drill are finished. The fugly repetitive cunt. PS..... May I in advance inform Spunkape to fuck off with the imbecilic Tesco nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 I know....let's poison his fucking dog! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: The trouble with this cunt is that he has put an end to a lot of peoples minor fiddles....a few years back Mrs Swarm used to be an avid coupon user.....being an employee at Tesco, she collected the relevant ones and we enjoyed many expensive items such as laptops and Dysoncunt hoovers for virtually free. It was a close kept secret this arcane skill..........but oh no ....this Lewis cunt broadcasts it and then every chav cunt is there trading coupons for white lighting cider and lambrini. Within a week or two the whole coupon scheme thing is shut down and my hopes of getting a new cordless hammer drill are finished. The fugly repetitive cunt. PS..... May I in advance inform Spunkape to fuck off with the imbecilic Tesco nonsense. You're wife worked for Tesco ! How awful. She may have served Ape and Mrs Ape. Did she smell Mrs Apes haddocky crotch ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're wife worked for Tesco ! How awful. She may have served Ape and Mrs Ape. Did she smell Mrs Apes haddocky crotch ? No... BUT I have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're wife worked for Tesco ! How awful. She may have served Ape and Mrs Ape. Did she smell Mrs Apes haddocky crotch ? what the fucks all this pinky...... wheres my lol you tedious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're wife worked for Tesco ! How awful. She may have served Ape and Mrs Ape. Did she smell Mrs Apes haddocky crotch ? It's not "haddocky" you fucking moron - it's a more subtle aroma than that. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 13 hours ago, Ape said: It's not "haddocky" you fucking moron - it's a more subtle aroma than that. Cunt. Organic, line caught, traditionally oak smoked Trout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Organic, line caught, traditionally oak smoked Trout? More like that, yes. Certainly not like the vile aroma that emanates from the putrid culture of sperm and shit under Punkapes foreskin. The pong from that, is fucking staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 On 16/03/2016 at 4:21 PM, Eddie said: The shit bag will be on breakfast TV tomorrow , offering words of wisdom after today's budget, I predict he advises to give up smoking and drinking. A true insight into a complicated minefield of finance. I like Alvin Hall the yank. He is very amiable and could probably restructure Manky's finances so as to enable the poor cunt to buy a small car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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