King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Cunt' would save a hell of a lot more. Uri Geller ‘Ink saving cunt’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: He’d have made a great living as a panel beater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Uri Geller ‘Ink saving cunt’ No. 'Uri Geller. Cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember that little fat one, Mr Shorovsky, the piano teacher out of Fame? That sneaky dog popularised himself by looking like Father Christmas. Fame was just the IDF wearing tutus Snow Weiss and The Seven Mossad was another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 15/04/2016 at 12:29, Eddie said: Just heard this cunt on the radio putting on his 'sad voice' regarding the passing of the frog eyed cunt David Guest. The last time Uri had any publicity was when his 'close friend' Micheal Jackson died. I am starting to think Uri is a Mossad trained assassin, killing off his mates for a bit of air time. Uri keeps his background as a former stage magician secret, and claims his powers were given to him by extraterrestrials, but any cunt can perform his two bob tricks, even if they haven't been 'probed' by E.T The self proclaimed psychic sued James Randi for 15m, as James called into dispute his powers. Unfortunately Uri's powers did not foresee the outcome, he lost the case and £120,000 in costs. Uri attempted to help Exeter city win a end of season clash by placing personally energised crystals behind the goals, Exeter lost 5-1. Another spurious Psychic praying on the weak and feeble minded mongs, especially popular in Wales I understand. I reckon Geller was what made Gest bent. I mean it stands to reason, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 20:15, ratcum said: I reckon Geller was what made Gest bent. I mean it stands to reason, A Jew who can do magic? We don’t need any of that kind of shit do we Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A Jew who can do magic? We don’t need any of that kind of shit do we Herr Oberst? Those cunts are magic with numbers judgie- the nazis gassed twice as many of the fuckers than were in Europe at the start of the war. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: A Jew who can do magic? We don’t need any of that kind of shit do we Herr Oberst? Geller is so full of shit, he has faecal recognition software on his phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Uri Geller, the Isreali feller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 19:15, Decimus said: Here he is, Greyfriars Bobby! The next time you're bashing one out in the shadows at Battersea dogs home, make sure you do the windmill with your Chappie-stinking cock within the vicinity of the angriest pitbull in the establishment. Isn't it time to walk your Poodle?, and don't forget to take your shit-bags! Woof woof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 48 minutes ago, cooze said: Isn't it time to walk your Poodle?, and don't forget to take your shit-bags! Woof woof. No bags necessary. I imagine that you'll be tailing us, your nose pressed right up against its arsehole, tongue lolling and ready to gulp down every nugget. You seedy dog-fucking pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 On 08/04/2019 at 08:19, Decimus said: No bags necessary. I imagine that you'll be tailing us, your nose pressed right up against its arsehole, tongue lolling and ready to gulp down every nugget. You seedy dog-fucking pervert. You really are a pathetic sack of shite, Dickless. You just can't leave it alone, don't waste your time projecting your sad, sick, fantasies on me. And don't forget to clear-up after yourself and your pet, it could cost you even more money than you waste feeding the yelping shite machine if you don't. Woof woof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, cooze said: You really are a pathetic sack of shite, Dickless. You just can't leave it alone, don't waste your time projecting your sad, sick, fantasies on me. And don't forget to clear-up after yourself and your pet, it could cost you even more money than you waste feeding the yelping shite machine if you don't. Woof woof. Do you want to suck my dog's dick, Cooze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 hours ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my dog's dick, Cooze? Ah, Dickless, stop bragging, your dog hasn't got a cock, it's one of those poofy little yelping bitches that queers carry around in a handbag, you know, like you do when you're on one of your mincing patrols around the park at midnight. Do the poor thing a favour, kill it, drop it in the nearest bin, then chuck yourself under a bus, that would be doing us a favour, but that's beyond your capabilities, you've always been a selfish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 09/04/2019 at 18:43, cooze said: You really are a pathetic sack of shite, Dickless. You just can't leave it alone, don't waste your time projecting your sad, sick, fantasies on me. And don't forget to clear-up after yourself and your pet, it could cost you even more money than you waste feeding the yelping shite machine if you don't. Woof woof. Is that your other dog impression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that your other dog impression? It's not an impression of anything. It's another original performance from a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not an impression of anything. It's another original performance from a stupid fucking cunt. Maybe, he's been spending too much time at Fwanky's place, and picked something up? Edited April 10, 2019 by 'eavensabove grrrrrrr-RUFFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not an impression of anything. It's another original performance from a stupid fucking cunt. Alas for Withers, otherwise I'd have genuinely sent you to the top of the board by liking this. The R-Soles/Cooze creature, along with Pen Jenner, have a somewhat sinister hatred of what are at the end of the day innocent animals. A trait shared by serial killers, friendless loners with snakes and tarantulas for pets, and absolute fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 00:50, Stubby Pecker said: Those cunts are magic with numbers judgie- the nazis gassed twice as many of the fuckers than were in Europe at the start of the war. Post of the year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Alas for Withers, otherwise I'd have genuinely sent you to the top of the board by liking this. The R-Soles/Cooze creature, along with Pen Jenner, have a somewhat sinister hatred of what are at the end of the day innocent animals. A trait shared by serial killers, friendless loners with snakes and tarantulas for pets, and absolute fucking wankers. Have you had your extra arms, legs, eyes, fingers and toes removed yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Alas for Withers, otherwise I'd have genuinely sent you to the top of the board by liking this. The R-Soles/Cooze creature, along with Pen Jenner, have a somewhat sinister hatred of what are at the end of the day innocent animals. A trait shared by serial killers, friendless loners with snakes and tarantulas for pets, and absolute fucking wankers. Indeed. I picture a 45 year old virgin, living in his childhood bedroom and occasionally venturing out to the pet shop to buy hamsters to torture in his bedroom. Braving the joint perils of some very intimidating 11 year olds in the high street, and employing ninja tactics to smuggle the doomed rodents past his parents, who are eating chips and watching loose women in the lounge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed. I picture a 45 year old virgin, living in his childhood bedroom and occasionally venturing out to the pet shop to buy hamsters to torture in his bedroom. Braving the joint perils of some very intimidating 11 year olds in the high street, and employing ninja tactics to smuggle the doomed rodents past his parents, who are eating chips and watching loose women in the lounge. Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed. I picture a 45 year old virgin, living in his childhood bedroom and occasionally venturing out to the pet shop to buy hamsters to torture in his bedroom. Braving the joint perils of some very intimidating 11 year olds in the high street, and employing ninja tactics to smuggle the doomed rodents past his parents, who are eating chips and watching loose women in the lounge. Read The Wasp Factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed. I picture a 45 year old virgin, living in his childhood bedroom and occasionally venturing out to the pet shop to buy hamsters to torture in his bedroom. Braving the joint perils of some very intimidating 11 year olds in the high street, and employing ninja tactics to smuggle the doomed rodents past his parents, who are eating chips and watching loose women in the lounge. Withers is actually in his early 80s .. Decs told me that .. they are good mates away from the corner apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pile of shit. Call the fucking nurse then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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