scotty Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: How many tins of Beans did you have at the weekend? These rapier thrusts of wit are giving you away punkers. Are you really Dorothy Parker? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, scotty said: These rapier thrusts of wit are giving you away punkers. Are you really Dorothy Parker? 🤔 Was she related to the cunt who drove Lady Penelope’s car in Thunderbirds ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: How many tins of Beans did you have at the weekend? Tesco mixed beans for cunts with muscle wasting diseases. A mix of haricot beans, pinto beans, cannellini beans, borlotti beans and red kidney beans in tomato sauce. Ideal for peasants. lol. Regardless of what you are trying to do here beans are an healthy part of a persons diet you illiterate and chronically obese buffoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 On 19/11/2018 at 07:29, Glowworm said: Regardless of what you are trying to do here beans are an healthy part of a persons diet you illiterate and chronically obese buffoon. I suspect Ape is our resident “Beanz” expert.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspect Ape is our resident “Beanz” expert.... lol. Back on topic. You're a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 On 02/05/2016 at 20:48, Earl of Punkape said: I have no time for the assorted tossers who go to "nightclubs" and even less for the perverse drug addled benders who inhabit the discriminatory "Gay nightclub " How on earth does some cunt prove they are a knob-jockey if they arn't and still wish to attend? Anyhow whoever uses these places celebrate moral collapse and embrace harmful, illegal drug culture. Then there's all the ridiculous jumping up and down to music. Police should close all these venues and spray all those who have attended with extra strength Domestos from a water cannon. What's this fucking shite Punkers, on second thoughts don't answer. Your constant thinly veiled talk of bumfoolery and disdain of arse bandits, is no doubt founded on self loathing. Tonight why don't you give in to temptation via knocking back a few Babysham's, sniffing some poppers and hitting the Blue Oyster. If you get down there before Jewdys shift ends I'm sure he'll score you some Ecstasy. You fucking turd burglar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: What's this fucking shite Punkers, on second thoughts don't answer. Your constant thinly veiled talk of bumfoolery and disdain of arse bandits, is no doubt founded on self loathing. Tonight why don't you give in to temptation by knocking back a few Babysham's, sniff some poppers and hit the Blue Oyster. If you get down there before Jewdys shift ends I'm sure he'll score you some Ecstasy. Fucking turd burglar! Well spotted MC. These toffee jousters are destroying the very fabric of society. Bummer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Well spotted MC. These toffee jousters are destroying the very fabric of society. Bummer Where is your evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where is your evidence? probably about as much as a jew has for laying claim to Palestine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: probably about as much as a jew has for laying claim to Palestine It’s called Lebensraum, Herr Oberst. A concept you are very familiar with I feel sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 I’m the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 20:42, Frank said: I’m the best on here. A Wykehamist writes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 15:42, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Rumour has it, you're the best at the Blue Oyster, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rumour has it, you're the best at the Blue Oyster, as well. Said our correspondent from trap 3 in the Admiral Duncan toilets.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Said our correspondent from trap 3 in the Admiral Duncan toilets.... lol. lol indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 04/08/2019 at 12:58, ratcum said: probably about as much as a jew has for laying claim to Palestine The evidence is strong then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Said our correspondent from trap 3 in the Admiral Duncan toilets.... lol. Why Punky, you seem so well informed about all the hottest and trendiest homosexual hangouts and hideaways. Not that that is a revelation or shocking discovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 On 13/09/2019 at 17:24, Wizardsleeve said: Why Punky, you seem so well informed about all the hottest and trendiest homosexual hangouts and hideaways. Not that that is a revelation or shocking discovery. Eventually HIV will be eradicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eventually HIV will be eradicated. Hopefully, it will kill you before it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eventually HIV will be eradicated. And Wizardsleeve with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hopefully, it will kill you before it is. Can we all pray 5 times a day...and let the power of prayer do the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Can we all pray 5 times a day...and let the power of prayer do the rest. My hypocrisy goes only so far....it does not extend to asking favours of the great sky fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 On 02/05/2016 at 21:10, Earl of Punkape said: These clubs need to be closed as soon as possible. They provide a route of temptation Gareth's not going to be too happy about you interfering with his weekend socialising... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 On 16/09/2019 at 14:54, Joker said: Gareth's not going to be too happy about you interfering with his weekend socialising... Gareth who ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gareth who ? Gareth G...GGGGGGGATES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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