Guest deebom Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Hasn't the deluded one nommed this before? Or something very similar, the stupid 3 trick trick pony. Where's Baws when we need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Properkhunt said: I've not placed a bet. Probably wise, as I thought Barry Hawkins looked good after beating Ronnie. The real pisser is that I never get enough time to watch it over the 17 days. Ever been to the Crucible, Bill? No I haven't. I just hate the north so much I've never summoned the motivation. I might even bump into Ding which is worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: I have no time for the assorted tossers who go to "nightclubs" and even less for the perverse drug addled benders who inhabit the discriminatory "Gay nightclub " How on earth does some cunt prove they are a knob-jockey if they arn't and still wish to attend? Anyhow whoever uses these places celebrate moral collapse and embrace harmful, illegal drug culture. Then there's all the ridiculous jumping up and down to music. Police should close all these venues and spray all those who have attended with extra strength Domestos from a water cannon. You have just described Bubbles perfect night out, that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: No I haven't. I just hate the north so much I've never summoned the motivation. I might even bump into Ding which is worrying. There seems to be a north/south divide on this site. When, through rising sea levels, all you southern puffs want to move up here, I will be sat at Matlock going through the posts before I decide your fate. Be nice to northerners or take swimming lessons. It's up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: There seems to be a north/south divide on this site. When, through rising sea levels, all you southern puffs want to move up here, I will be sat at Matlock going through the posts before I decide your fate. Be nice to northerners or take swimming lessons. It's up to you. I'll bring all the shotties and .308s from work, you provide the bacon butties... ....besides.. Sheffield is virtually the Midlands to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'll bring all the shotties and .308s from work, you provide the bacon butties... ....besides.. Sheffield is virtually the Midlands to me... Hardware isn't required. A quick bitch slap will get them fucking off sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Hardware isn't required. A quick bitch slap will get them fucking off sharpish. Bollocks to that.. I want them kept at least 500 yards away, the shotguns are only in case I'm too busy savouring a bacon butty to shoot at a safe quarantined distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, Manky said: There seems to be a north/south divide on this site. Agreed. There is a clear correlation between intelligence and what part of the north-south divide, which I start at Lincolnshire, one lives. For example, everyone north of Lincolnshire on this site tends to have sub-normal levels of intelligence, the undeveloped sense of humour of a 1950's housewife, and idiotic racist tendencies. Bawsey is an enigma in that he is of above average intelligence and I therefore assume that he is secretly a property surveyor from Leighton Buzzard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Agreed. There is a clear correlation between intelligence and what part of the north-south divide, which I start at Lincolnshire, one lives. For example, everyone north of Lincolnshire on this site tends to have sub-normal levels of intelligence, the undeveloped sense of humour of a 1950's housewife, and idiotic racist tendencies. Bawsey is an enigma in that he is of above average intelligence and I therefore assume that he is secretly a property surveyor from Leighton Buzzard. Or Bawsey might wander round to your gaff and kick your rancid minge up and down the wastelands. Fucking Italian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 03/05/2016 at 7:09 PM, Manky said: Or Bawsey might wander round to your gaff and kick your rancid minge up and down the wastelands. Fucking Italian. Where’s Manky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Where’s Manky? Lol. Lol. The great golf-playing English gentleman, lord of the estate, reduced to trawling threads last commented on approaching two years ago. What a way to spend your Saturday night! There’s no fucking way you have any kind of close family, you horrible little freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Where’s Manky? Does anyone know of a squat, monkey looking northern cunt riding a Marvel Superheros bike with stabilisers who was crushed under the wheels of a bus (being driven by a non-white or foreign cunt) rendering him even more of a retard than before? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Lol. Lol. The great golf-playing English gentleman, lord of the estate, reduced to trawling threads last commented on approaching two years ago. What a way to spend your Saturday night! There’s no fucking way you have any kind of close family, you horrible little freak. He is undoubtedly getting randy for his weekly sojourn to Canal Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Lol. Lol. The great golf-playing English gentleman, lord of the estate, reduced to trawling threads last commented on approaching two years ago. What a way to spend your Saturday night! There’s no fucking way you have any kind of close family, you horrible little freak. When I’m pissed I do as I please earthworm..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: When I’m pissed I do as I please earthworm..... lol. For an extra fiver, your clients can do to you whatever they please, pissed or otherwise you depraved arse bandit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: When I’m pissed I do as I please earthworm..... lol. I expect your faggot partner will do as he pleases with the remains of your arse later too - once you’ve passed out. Tell me - are you drinking alone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:21 PM, Iam Ape said: I expect your faggot partner will do as he pleases with the remains of your arse later too - once you’ve passed out. Tell me - are you drinking alone? I don’t have “partners”....I’m not involved with a firm of solicitors... I don’t drink....I go out with friends you silly vassal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: I don’t have “partners”....I’m not involved with a firm of solicitors... I don’t drink....I go out with friends you silly vassal. Good try, but we all know that you do have partners, and also what you love to drink. Dirty poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Good try, but we all know that you do have partners, and also what you love to drink. Dirty poof. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Good try, but we all know that you do have partners, and also what you love to drink. Dirty poof. For partners you mean clients and drink is surely spunk and sometimes piss for and extra fiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 10:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said: For partners you mean clients and drink is surely spunk and sometimes piss for and extra fiver You’re an expert on the depravity of the depraved. Unsurprisingly. Pervert. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re an expert on the depravity of the depraved. Unsurprisingly. Pervert. lol. Oh great, Punkape has resurrected yet another dead thread about faggotry. I can imagine you now, slinking into the public toilet that you call home and settling your tattered arsehole down onto a cold, piss-soaked plastic toilet seat. Knowing that your Sagem phone only has £1.26 of mobile data remaining, you frantically bash out homosexual key words into The Corner's search function, desperately trying to find a thread that will give your maggot a chubby that you can subsequently thumb into an open tin of half-eaten spam. You make me fucking sick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Oh great, Punkape has ressurected yet another dead thread about faggotry. I can imagine you now, slinking into the public toilet that you call home and settling your tattered arsehole down onto a cold, piss-soaked plastic toilet seat. Knowing that your Sagem phone only has £1.26 of mobile data remaining, you frantically bash out homosexual key words into The Corner's search function, desperately trying to find a thread that will give your maggot a chubby that you can subsequently thumb into an open tin of half-eaten spam. You make me fucking sick. Your failure to condemn homosexuality in all forms contributes to the moral decay and collapse of civilised society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re an expert on the depravity of the depraved. Unsurprisingly. Pervert. lol. Are you off to India before Xmas for a spot of tiger-hunting, Spunk? Or will you be golfing in Kenya? How are you going to cope with an old-school 4wd without a built-in satnav? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Are you off to India before Xmas for a spot of tiger-hunting, Spunk? Or will you be golfing in Kenya? How are you going to cope with an old-school 4wd without a built-in satnav? I’m at Home for Christmas this year then I’m off to the Caribbean golfing. I hire a Mehari when I’m there. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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