Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m at Home for Christmas this year then I’m off to the Caribbean golfing. I hire a Mehari when I’m there. lol. Fuck off. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m at Home for Christmas this year then I’m off to the Caribbean golfing. I hire a Mehari when I’m there. lol. Fuck off. Meharis definitely don't have built-in navigation. You'll be just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 23 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m at Home for Christmas this year then I’m off to the Caribbean golfing. I hire a Mehari when I’m there. lol. Fuck off. Do you stand under Fairfield Street Bridge touting for "business"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Do you stand under Fairfield Street Bridge touting for "business"? No. Are you often plying your trade in the Bois de Boulogne in Paris ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, Lord Punkape said: No. Are you often plying your trade in the Bois de Boulogne in Paris ? lol. No. I can't speak french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: No. I can't speak french. You wouldn’t necessarily need to speak to ply your trade there..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You wouldn’t necessarily need to speak to ply your trade there..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Was there a berm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Officer Crabtree.... Another faggot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Officer Crabtree.... Another faggot. If anyone would know, I suppose it would be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Was there a berm? Wrong faux-Frenchman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Officer Crabtree.... Another faggot. lol. I bet he's pissed your way. Edited October 24, 2018 by Ollyboro Amber loving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Wrong faux-Frenchman... "Special Delivery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wrong faux-Frenchman... That particular type of berm was best utilised to dramatic effect in the 1966 Batman film. The best Batman film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was just pissing by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: No. Are you often plying your trade in the Bois de Boulogne in Paris ? lol. Swindon bypass truck stop more like. Dressed in drag with a 3 day beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 5/2/2016 at 8:48 PM, Lord Punkape said: I have no time for the assorted tossers who go to "nightclubs" and even less for the perverse drug addled benders who inhabit the discriminatory "Gay nightclub " How on earth does some cunt prove they are a knob-jockey if they arn't and still wish to attend? Anyhow whoever uses these places celebrate moral collapse and embrace harmful, illegal drug culture. Then there's all the ridiculous jumping up and down to music. Police should close all these venues and spray all those who have attended with extra strength Domestos from a water cannon. Did you not get into the Glory Hole Nightclub again this week? Are you bitter about the scene because you don’t want to see your ex getting fisted in the toilets whilst on a night out? i think gay night clubs are a great idea, they allow young men to meet in large numbers and pass on as many sexually transmitted diseases in one night as would take an SS doctor a month to administer. Plus the venues are always painted a nice colour of pink with rainbows, so the Islamist fundamentalists don’t miss their target market on a weekend terrorist rampage. What’s not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: No. I can't speak french. But you can swallow cum with a French accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Presumably your Autocorrect changed the nom. title from 'Private Golfclubs'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Presumably your Autocorrect changed the nom. title from 'Private Golfclubs'? It doesn't matter what his/hers "autocorrect" says, Eric the cuntpoof is still a cunt> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: It doesn't matter what his/hers "autocorrect" says, Eric the cuntpoof is still a cunt> Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Reported Yeah? So what? You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:10 PM, Iam Ape said: Lol. Lol. The great golf-playing English gentleman, lord of the estate, reduced to trawling threads last commented on approaching two years ago. What a way to spend your Saturday night! There’s no fucking way you have any kind of close family, you horrible little freak. I shall post on anything I please. In the near future I hope you develop a muscle wasting disease and spend your time collapsing and injuring yourself on garden gnomes, railings and other dangerous objects and obstacles.With a steady deterioration of your condition and subsequent confinement to a wheelchair your local Tesco will sigh as you traipse along the aisles searching for “reduced to clear” beans and dribbling at the checkout.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I shall post on anything I please. In the near future I hope you develop a muscle wasting disease and spend your time collapsing and injuring yourself on garden gnomes, railings and other dangerous objects and obstacles.With a steady deterioration of your condition and subsequent confinement to a wheelchair your local Tesco will sigh as you traipse along the aisles searching for “reduced to clear” beans and dribbling at the checkout.... lol. I posted that over 8 months ago, you fucking idiot. You’re clearly trawling through old posts, looking for opportunities to post hilarious Tesco-based comedy, like some kind of spunk guzzling spastic. I suggest you fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I posted that over 8 months ago, you fucking idiot. You’re clearly trawling through old posts, looking for opportunities to post hilarious Tesco-based comedy, like some kind of spunk guzzling spastic. I suggest you fuck off. How many tins of Beans did you have at the weekend? Tesco mixed beans for cunts with muscle wasting diseases. A mix of haricot beans, pinto beans, cannellini beans, borlotti beans and red kidney beans in tomato sauce. Ideal for peasants. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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