Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 BBC last night reported on 5 police officers dancing around a lone piper at Edinburgh Castle. The video is going viral according to a police spokesman. These cunts have got time and money to fuck about like this but very little time or resources to combat crime. What a fucking disgraceful load of wank. Give the skirt wearing thick cunts their independence and make it quick . Any Jocks on here should commit suicide as a matter of honour. Cunts to a man and haggis. At least the video is better than that Frank shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 24 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: BBC last night reported on 5 police officers dancing around a lone piper at Edinburgh Castle. The video is going viral according to a police spokesman. These cunts have got time and money to fuck about like this but very little time or resources to combat crime. What a fucking disgraceful load of wank. Give the skirt wearing thick cunts their independence and make it quick . Any Jocks on here should commit suicide as a matter of honour. Cunts to a man and haggis. At least the video is better than that Frank shit. The Police should at least have a dignified image in the workplace and they appear to have lost it completely here. They are the Police not a bunch of raving faggots at a gay nightclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Fuck this bollocks withers. I've got tickets to England V Russia in Marseille. I was wondering if you fancy meeting up for 12 pints of Stella and some Soviet bashing followed by a trip to an Arabic brothel in one of the northern suburbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck this bollocks withers. I've got tickets to England V Russia in Marseille. I was wondering if you fancy meeting up for 12 pints of Stella and some Soviet bashing followed by a trip to an Arabic brothel in one of the northern suburbs? What ? meet up with a loathsome turd like you . I would rather drink 12 pints of battery acid and be arse fucked by Judge. Thanks for asking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: What ? meet up with a loathsome turd like you . I would rather drink 12 pints of battery acid and be arse fucked by Judge. Thanks for asking though. Yes I know that is always your first choice for a weekend away, but this is all that's on the table. Do the Moroccan hookers not even tempt you? One could peg you with a baguette strapped to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Yes I know that is always your first choice for a weekend away, but this is all that's on the table. Do the Moroccan hookers not even tempt you? One could peg you with a baguette strapped to them? The baguette might be alright , but being part French I like onions to be involved in any depravity. Judge does wonderful things with them that make your eyes water , and I'm not talking peeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: The baguette might be alright , but being part French I like onions to be involved in any depravity. Judge does wonderful things with them that make your eyes water , and I'm not talking peeling. And the garlic sausage as I seem to recall.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: The Police should at least have a dignified image in the workplace and they appear to have lost it completely here. They are the Police not a bunch of raving faggots at a gay nightclub. The jury is out on that... But not for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 One can only hope Plod is better at policing then they are at dancing. As for Fudge, Fwank and Le'Scrotum bender activities well, nothing would surprise me with these deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 What an appalling display of faggotry both by the sweaty cops and members of this site. You know who you are, a fucking disgrace. Immediately immerse your genitalia in caustic soda you fucking morris dancers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Manky said: What an appalling display of faggotry both by the sweaty cops and members of this site. You know who you are, a fucking disgrace. Immediately immerse your genitalia in caustic soda you fucking morris dancers. At last some good honest down to earth cunting on here from The Cuntmaster General himself. Come on Minky , join us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Having listened to them calling criminals "mate" and saying "ok" whilst reading them their rights, I thought plodcunts couldn't possibly get any worse. Until this shower of shit. And Frank's dancing is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: At last some good honest down to earth cunting on here from The Cuntmaster General himself. Come on Minky , join us. Fuck off. My anal integrity is paramount. Dodgy fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Fuck off. My anal integrity is paramount. Dodgy fuckers. Quite so.... Look after your bottom, Mankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 The police should be exactly as I expect them to be: Violent, racist, sexist, homophobic, gypsy encampment breaking thugs. This display is just not on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Police Scotland are a shower of shite private street army of Nicola Fucking Bastard Sturgeon. They're introducing "gender neutral" fucking toilets for the poofs they're letting in among their ranks nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 If the police want to make friends, this is the wrong way to go about it. Far better to squeeze a couple of thousand scousers too many into a confined space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 The cunts have honed it down to a fine point up here. They preside over immigrants who inexplicably die while in custody and don't respond to fatal RTAs. The bastards seem to be recruiting shirters from fucking Chipperfields this weather. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Manky said: If the police want to make friends, this is the wrong way to go about it. Far better to squeeze a couple of thousand scousers too many into a confined space. Edited May 6, 2016 by scotty IOU one like, manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Quite so.... Look after your bottom, Mankers. and your bottom will look after you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Rev said: Police Scotland are a shower of shite private street army of Nicola Fucking Bastard Sturgeon. They're introducing "gender neutral" fucking toilets for the poofs they're letting in among their ranks nowadays. This particular shower of cuntflaps need acquainting with the business end of a power-actuated Hilti nail gun. Rev, you're practically right next door - make it so. PS And if you've any nails left after you've finished with these cunts, be a love and see if you can't track down Jimmy Somerville and attach all his limbs to his thorax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Wheres a fucking tazer when you need one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This particular shower of cuntflaps need acquainting with the business end of a power-actuated Hilti nail gun. Rev, you're practically right next door - make it so. PS And if you've any nails left after you've finished with these cunts, be a love and see if you can't track down Jimmy Somerville and attach all his limbs to his thorax. What do you think of these cunts fatty? Nearly as bad as those rank and file dogs cocks who dance at nottinghill carnival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gone viral. Gone fucking viral. Gone fucking the fuck viral. All them coppers will be viral if Baws mate, Mr. J. Summerville catches the mincing around like an Alan Carr tribute dance troupe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This particular shower of cuntflaps need acquainting with the business end of a power-actuated Hilti nail gun. Rev, you're practically right next door - make it so. PS And if you've any nails left after you've finished with these cunts, be a love and see if you can't track down Jimmy Somerville and attach all his limbs to his thorax. Bunch of fucking idiot fuzz bagpipe-loving jock cunts. Dancing about like they own the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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