Ape™️ Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Iam now a driver of an Audi RS5 so iam not. Typical BMW cunt anymore. iam much worse What a brilliant way to spend a day off work, in the Cotswolds! Trawling through two year old nominations, looking for opportunities to brag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 I have been to one of these places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: What a brilliant way to spend a day off work, in the Cotswolds! Trawling through two year old nominations, looking for opportunities to brag. Someone was already on the kwik fit Nom and so it popped up as active. Something you will never experience. Someone actually reading your Noms. You don’t have any. Die quickly please. you jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Iam now a driver of an Audi RS5 so iam not. Typical BMW cunt anymore. iam much worse You do realise that ‘Iam’ Isn’t a real word, don’t you? Did you type this with a forehead-mounted spacker stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: You do realise that ‘Iam’ Isn’t a real word, don’t you? Did you type this with a forehead-mounted spacker stick? Sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing GCSE English tonight. I thought it was Cunts Corner. Still, I did spell RS5 correct. Does it hurt? Do you need a huuug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing GCSE English tonight. I thought it was Cunts Corner. Still, I did spell RS5 correct. Does it hurt? Do you need a huuug? You’ve got an RS5? I have an RS6 with a Litchfield stage 3 on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Iam now a driver of an Audi RS5 so iam not. Typical BMW cunt anymore. iam much worse I can only assume you have either gone 'full rogue' and had gender reassignment or your little dinky is smaller than anticipated. What other excuse can their be for such a penis replacement vehicle. A Fiat Panda or a 1980s 2CV is more impressive these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: iam much worse Are you really a darkish chap called Will.iam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 46 minutes ago, Penelope said: Are you really a darkish chap called Will.iam? That is mildly rascist and totally inappropriate considering my stance on all things noir, darkish and involving spear chuckers. Plus if you knew anything about cars black mans wheels BMW are preferred by the dark chocolates. Audi’s RS cars are the preserve of white Anglo Saxon cunts. The sort of cunt who has done quite well and Roops can’t cope with due to her failing in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I can only assume you have either gone 'full rogue' and had gender reassignment or your little dinky is smaller than anticipated. What other excuse can their be for such a penis replacement vehicle. A Fiat Panda or a 1980s 2CV is more impressive these days. Agreed. I had a 4x4 panda in orange and it was the best car in the world. Could take it anywhere on or off road and bash it about no problems all for just a couple of grand car. Electrics finally killed it Iam afraid. As all Italian cars die of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: You’ve got an RS5? I have an RS6 with a Litchfield stage 3 on it. I put a Capristo on mine, sound ridiculous. You need one on that RS6. Trust me. It will make you sound like a right cunt every time you switch it on. My neighbors fucking love me at 7am every morning. Top cunt car. It suits you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: ...Audi’s RS cars are the preserve of white Anglo Saxon cunts. The sort of cunt who has done quite well and Roops can’t cope with due to her failing in life. Scroll down Indeed, at traffic light stops I find I have to pop a Prozac whilst reflecting my failures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I put a Capristo on mine, sound ridiculous. You need one on that RS6. Trust me. It will make you sound like a right cunt every time you switch it on. My neighbors fucking love me at 7am every morning. Top cunt car. It suits you. Litchfield stage three is a tuning package, not an exhaust system. But of course you knew that. Mine has an Akrapovic titanium system with LM 90mm down pipes. Makes around 740bhp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Ape said: Litchfield stage three is a tuning package, not an exhaust system. But of course you knew that. Mine has an Akrapovic titanium system with LM 90mm down pipes. Makes around 740bhp. What stage of grand theft auto are ya at Ape. .have ya busted the cartel and offed some of their fly hoes yet? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 21 hours ago, Ape said: You do realise that ‘Iam’ Isn’t a real word, don’t you? Did you type this with a forehead-mounted spacker stick? Iam an Iams twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Scroll down Indeed, at traffic light stops I find I have to pop a Prozac whilst reflecting my failures. What. You actually passed your driving test. I though wales was like Saudi Arabia and birds were not allowed to be custodians of the drivers seat. did you learn on your dads farm in secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Iam an Iams twat I know you are a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: Litchfield stage three is a tuning package, not an exhaust system. But of course you knew that. Mine has an Akrapovic titanium system with LM 90mm down pipes. Makes around 740bhp. YOU are a lying cunt. Been reading auto wank again Ape? my capristo puts mine up to 456 bhp cost me £3500 you simply haven’t got the minerals to have such a car or the money. Plus mummy wouldn’t let you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I know you are a fucking cunt. How many cans of Dark Fruits are you on already this evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 36 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: YOU are a lying cunt. Been reading auto wank again Ape? my capristo puts mine up to 456 bhp cost me £3500 you simply haven’t got the minerals to have such a car or the money. Plus mummy wouldn’t let you. Is your car powered by a Sulzer 6LDA28? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: YOU are a lying cunt. Been reading auto wank again Ape? my capristo puts mine up to 456 bhp cost me £3500 you simply haven’t got the minerals to have such a car or the money. Plus mummy wouldn’t let you. Well then, cretin, you need to realise that the RS5 hasn’t got the same “big boys” engine as the RS6/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: YOU are a lying cunt. Been reading auto wank again Ape? my capristo puts mine up to 456 bhp cost me £3500 you simply haven’t got the minerals to have such a car or the money. Plus mummy wouldn’t let you. I've got no agenda here, but Jesus fucking wept. Give it a fucking rest. For several days you've repeatedly been torn a new one because you're acting like a second rate stand in for Punkape, the only difference being that Punkape could be unintentionally funny on occasion. Just give it up man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: Litchfield stage three is a tuning package, not an exhaust system. But of course you knew that. Mine has an Akrapovic titanium system with LM 90mm down pipes. Makes around 740bhp. I now have the total horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 5 hours ago, DrCunt said: I've got no agenda here, but Jesus fucking wept. Give it a fucking rest. For several days you've repeatedly been torn a new one because you're acting like a second rate stand in for Punkape, the only difference being that Punkape could be unintentionally funny on occasion. Just give it up man. Maybe Iam punkape? Or Maybe when you have the minerals to step up on here...which you don’t...who the fuck are you anyway? You will find the establishment of Roops, Ape, Bubba, etc, will simply try and beat you down. They wonder why there are no new members on here, well it’s because if you are not in their clique, they feel threatened, so try to dominate you. Fail dismally with me as I just go off on an uncontrolled outburst to simply fuck them all off. you should try it sometime. it is cunts corner by the way. Act like one. Otherwise we will all simply sit around agreeing with each other like on mums net. now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: Well then, cretin, you need to realise that the RS5 hasn’t got the same “big boys” engine as the RS6/7. Well then, you still fucking can’t afford one. You fucking dreamer. Plus they only come in estate versions. So how many kids and dogs have you got? None, have you even kissed a girl yet son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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