Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 6/26/2016 at 7:08 PM, applescruff14 said: I'm not having a very good time of it at the moment with things looking to get a whole lot worse and the problem is there is no way out this time like there was in 2009, 2012 and 2013. Well there's always 2017 or go back to your tradesman days, let me see what i can predict for you..Mmm....Mmm...Yeah...sorry...Mmm...in 2017 you will still be on cunts corner predicting football scores (very badly) and still wanking over the woman that you can't have..so TC's advice is go and get smashed out your head, forget about that silly slut you can't have, dry up on predicting football scores and rump the cunt of a couple of nuns..good stuff hey.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pluto's a wanker. Goofy is better. Not a bad idea, he might get a nosh of Goofy which is probably PunkSpunker in costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 On 7/7/2016 at 3:14 PM, Wizardsleeve said: On a lighter note, at least we have the Ashes! Oh the sarcasm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 On 7/13/2016 at 6:08 PM, Bill Stickers said: I remember when we got tired of granny knocking around 14 years old. We started lobbing dog shit bags from those little red bins at people's conservatories instead. You clump of cunt Billy Boy, i got my first judas chair at 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 On 7/14/2016 at 7:14 PM, Ollyboro said: But did you set a bag full of newspapers and dogshit alight and leave it on your victim's doorstep, then watch from a safe distance as the cunt covered himself in hot shit trying to stamp the fire out? (I didn't, but I saw it done). Anyway, back to your tall tales about Granny Knocking. Surely if you knocked on every door, one of the cunts would have answered and caught you knocking on one of his neighbour's doors. Unless you specialised in Sheltered Housing Granny Knocking, and none of your victims could have made it to the door. Perhaps they were all quadriplegic, in which case you were bang out of fucking order. I think you have been deceived OB, it was really a block of flats as he states clearly ONCE..and probably used the tradesman buzzer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 On 30/06/2016 at 6:46 PM, Snatch said: Apple a boring cunt 10-10 Apple a tedious cunt. 10-10 Breaker Break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 10:25 PM, Rick_B said: I'm not much into football either, but it seems to me you have a bit of an ongoing vendetta against another member. I don't know Snatch and Olly always strike me as being offensive in an inoffensive way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 On 14/07/2016 at 6:04 PM, applescruff14 said: It was called 'Granny Knocking' when I was in East Sussex. I did every door up a 14 house Close once. Didn't one run into the back of your car a few years later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Didn't one run into the back of your car a few years later? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 On 29/06/2016 at 4:52 PM, Stella Arsehole said: Go and suck his cock somewhere less public. I see you’ve sneaked back for a peek.......fuck off you pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stella Arsehole Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 05/11/2017 at 7:00 PM, Punkape said: I see you’ve sneaked back for a peek.......fuck off you pleb. I came to wish you a Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Stella Arsehole said: I came to wish you a Merry Christmas Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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