applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 58 minutes ago, Snatch said: You haven't got a girlfriend have you Apple. No, always the elusive thing I can't get. Like England winning the World Cup, happened once by chance and lots of near misses and that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 21 hours ago, Bubbles said: Was it an early kick off? It might as well have been, England were that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 The tournament winners have just kicked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: No, always the elusive thing I can't get. Like England winning the World Cup, happened once by chance and lots of near misses and that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: No, always the elusive thing I can't get. Like England winning the World Cup, happened once by chance and lots of near misses and that was it. You need to get out and about. Then stay there. If you get my meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, The Beast said: I had a video of his once upon a time and that was the first song with Santa Claus finishing it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: You need to get out and about. Then stay there. If you get my meaning. Can't see it happening now, best chances have all gone begging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Germany will win Euro 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Germany will win Euro 2016. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 On 16 June 2016 at 2:58 PM, Ollyboro said: I fucking hope Joe Hart is better at positioning himself in the shower, when he wants no no no no dandruff, than he he was for that free-kick. Otherwise the useless cunt would be stood in the bidet. Wanker. Kill Sterling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Wales will win the Euros. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wales will win the Euros. 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wales will win the Euros. They have a better chance than England that's for sure, if we can avoid Portugal we have a slim chance of getting yet another game after next Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Wales will win the Euros. Only if there is a cash prize at the bingo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The 101st Airborne division? Blimey she's popular. That's why she's called the Screaming Spread Eagle.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Germany will win Euro 2016. 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Germany will win Euro 2016. 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Germany will win Euro 2016. No idea why I've multi-quoted the same quote - unless Apple's developed a stutter. But anyway...... Comparing Germany's chances of success with England's is like comparing Rolf Harris with Ched Evans. But at least the fucking Hun will NEVER have the Ashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 45 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: No idea why I've multi-quoted the same quote - unless Apple's developed a stutter. But anyway...... Comparing Germany's chances of success with England's is like comparing Rolf Harris with Ched Evans. But at least the fucking Hun will NEVER have the Ashes Australia have lost the rugby union series to England because they are criminals,thugs and bedwetting nancy boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Australia have lost the rugby union series to England because they are criminals,thugs and bedwetting nancy boys. Absolutely correct. And it's nothing to do with England's Aussie coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 I did a little survey during the 1998 European Championships. I counted 4,000 England flags in the area where I live. That worked out at 1 flag for every 3.5 English residents. I did the same survey this year. Once again I counted 4,000 England flags. This time it worked out at 3.5 flags per English resident. Source:. Manky's dead scientific surveys.2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 22 hours ago, applescruff14 said: They have a better chance than England that's for sure, if we can avoid Portugal we have a slim chance of getting yet another game after next Monday. There's a better chance of England winning the world cup than you shutting the fuck up about the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: I did a little survey during the 1998 European Championships. I counted 4,000 England flags in the area where I live. That worked out at 1 flag for every 3.5 English residents. I've just travelled across the heart of England's capital city on the DLR. I saw just one house with England flags, and one pub. (The Artful Dodger, in Shadwell.) I saw plenty of foreigners and poofs, though, which probably explains the statistical discrepancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just travelled across the heart of England's capital city on the DLR. I saw just one house with England flags, and one pub. (The Artful Dodger, in Shadwell.) I saw plenty of foreigners and poofs, though, which probably explains the statistical discrepancy. An insightful and pertinent piece of analysis there Baws. Johnny Foreigner I can go along with but I am not aware of an infestation of Spunkapes in the area. (Too far from any quality golf clubs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: There's a better chance of England winning the world cup than you shutting the fuck up about the ashes. How I would love for England to retain them Down Under next time round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 21 hours ago, Punkape said: Australia have lost the rugby union series to England because they are criminals,thugs and bedwetting nancy boys. Yes, always better to beat them in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 Looking like a showdown with Iceland on Monday evening, got them in the raffle at the local. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Absolutely correct. And it's nothing to do with England's Aussie coach. Seems to work though as our cricket coach is an Aussie as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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