Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 The word 'zero' has a number of uses but my favourite is when it is used to define the first instance of something. For example, Patient Zero. Used to describe the first case of something like AIDS, (some faggot Canadian male trolley dolly) or Ebola,(an African) This is really too easy now as everything shit comes from Wales so Bubbles is usually the answer. Ground Zero. Too easy. A big fuck off smoking hole in the ground and the Mayor of Hiroshima cunting the Americans Shit Zero. The point where everything went tits up. For me this is when Watercolour Challenge with Hannah Gordon was taken off telly and they let puffs in the Army. Discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 I can see this getting zero likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 I am not here to make friends. I predate the Faecesbook generation and don't need my every bowel movement 'liking' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Fascinating stuff Manky. I'd love to know more about your childhood growing up in Droylsden, and why its made you into the fucking idiot you are today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fascinating stuff Manky. I'd love to know more about your childhood growing up in Droylsden, and why its made you into the fucking idiot you are today. Droylesden is Spunkape territory. All the blokes wear leather chaps with open arses. The girls wear boiler suits and Doc Martin boots and play tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Manky, this is a truly terrible nom. Are you ill, Nigerian, or both ? Come on now man, go up a gear, I am embarrassed for you. What must these newbies be saying about you. There are two in particular that require your unique Northern cunting of old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: Droylesden is Spunkape territory. All the blokes wear leather chaps with open arses. The girls wear boiler suits and Doc Martin boots and play tennis. I wouldn't worry about little Billy Shitters criticism of your thread. He probably read the title and thought you were having a dig at his IQ and sperm count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 47 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I wouldn't worry about little Billy Shitters criticism of your thread. He probably read the title and thought you were having a dig at his IQ and sperm count. Shirt Lifters response concerns me not one iota. It probably went over his head as the minimum requirements of a basic knowledge of geography, medicine, history and Hannah Gordon would be beyond him. I suspect he is a frustrated soldier because he was too old to join when the faggot ban was lifted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 5 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Manky, this is a truly terrible nom. Are you ill, Nigerian, or both ? Come on now man, go up a gear, I am embarrassed for you. What must these newbies be saying about you. There are two in particular that require your unique Northern cunting of old. They'll be saying "who is that senile old faggot, and will he die soon". You fucking disgrace Manky. You should inhale petrol and have a cigar you utter tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 31 minutes ago, Manky said: I suspect he is a frustrated soldier because he was too old to join when the faggot ban was lifted. We're not all pretending to be ex armed forces manky. Tell us another tale about serving up turkey dinosaurs at the barracks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: We're not all pretending to be ex armed forces manky. Tell us another tale about serving up turkey dinosaurs at the barracks! I can pretend what the fuck I want on here. I tried pretending you weren't an odious fuckwit but that was a step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: We're not all pretending to be ex armed forces manky. Tell us another tale about serving up turkey dinosaurs at the barracks! He's not one of those is he? Fuck me, what a cunt. Some bloke just got in the shit for lying about being the the army, got a be some cunt to make believe your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Manky said: Droylesden is Spunkape territory. All the blokes wear leather chaps with open arses. The girls wear boiler suits and Doc Martin boots and play tennis. My best ever girlfriend came from Droylsden she just had an open arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They'll be saying "who is that senile old faggot, and will he die soon". You fucking disgrace Manky. You should inhale petrol and have a cigar you utter tool. I was trying to let the bike riding cunt down gently and then you come along... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: My best ever girlfriend came from Droylsden she just had an open arse. Of course, mc, you weren't in The Crying Game, were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 5 June 2016 at 8:56 AM, Bubbles said: Of course, mc, you weren't in The Crying Game, were you? Bubbles have you ever kissed a girl son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Bubbles have you ever kissed a girl son? A girl-son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A girl-son? Space between the two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Mank you cunt, what the fuck is this? Also, it's "poofs" not "puffs" you chutney hunting sack of dogshit. You should know the correct spelling of your own fucking lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 Shit Nought, you fucking Americanised shit head. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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