Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 I think Corbin is a cunt for a number of reasons. He wants to scrap Trident. He was a mate of Gerry Adams while Adams was involved in terrorism. He looks like Worzel Gummidge and worst of all he is a politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: In order to prolong Mrs Baws' pleasure at the expense wn own selfish needs, I will occasionally let my thoughts turn to Susan Boyle and Nicola Sturgeon wrestling naked in a paddling pool full of strawberry custard. At no time, however, has Diane Abbott featured as part of these delaying tactics, because I have no desire to render myself impotent for ever. Strawberry custard sounds truly awful. I couldn't possibly even imagine eating that shit. You fucking animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Corbyn was never pro Europe, he just knew which way the wind was blowing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 His judgement can't be faulted. He saw things to like about Diane Abbott so must have some powers I am lacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: He saw things to like about Diane Abbott so must have some powers I am lacking. I don't think he necessarily has any powers that would help him to find Diane Abbott attractive. I just think that when one is shagging a black woman, it helps the situation somewhat if you are not a massive racist fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 17 minutes ago, Manky said: His judgement can't be faulted. He saw things to like about Diane Abbott so must have some powers I am lacking. When Hamas aren`t towing dead bodies around behind their mopeds they`re over at Jeremy`s having a hoot. Funny, funny man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Sancho Cuntza said: I don't think he necessarily has any powers that would help him to find Diane Abbott attractive. I just think that when one is shagging a black woman, it helps the situation somewhat if you are not a massive racist fucking cunt. You are a total prick, aren't you? Abbot is a monstrous twat who brings up racism every time she opens her big fat stupid gob. Am I not allowed to despise someone if they are black? Must my disdain and contempt be reserved solely for white people? You insinuate I am a "massive racist fucking cunt" I declare you are a slapped arse fascist who would be better posting on the Guardian website than this site. In the interests of fairness, I will happily state that I detest Stephen Fry and he is white and...er, I better think this one through again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 30 minutes ago, Manky said: You are a total prick, aren't you? Abbot is a monstrous twat who brings up racism every time she opens her big fat stupid gob. Am I not allowed to despise someone if they are black? Must my disdain and contempt be reserved solely for white people? You insinuate I am a "massive racist fucking cunt" I declare you are a slapped arse fascist who would be better posting on the Guardian website than this site. In the interests of fairness, I will happily state that I detest Stephen Fry and he is white and...er, I better think this one through again. Calm down Manky , you've gone fucking insane. Have you kept hold of a service weapon on the fly? Now is the time to suck on it and tickle the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Calm down Manky , you've gone fucking insane. Have you kept hold of a service weapon on the fly? Now is the time to suck on it and tickle the trigger. I have not gone insane. I am merely defending myself against these scurrilous accusations of racism. Naturally, I have not illegally retained any service weaponry as I am an honest and law-abiding Englishman. We tend not to kill each other over shite that happened hundreds of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Just now, Manky said: I have not gone insane. I am merely defending myself against these scurrilous accusations of racism. Naturally, I have not illegally retained any service weaponry as I am an honest and law-abiding Englishman. We tend not to kill each other over shite that happened hundreds of years ago. That's what you would say, you crazy cunt. Go get Charlene. Give her one last field strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 41 minutes ago, Manky said: You are a total prick, aren't you? Abbot is a monstrous twat who brings up racism every time she opens her big fat stupid gob. Am I not allowed to despise someone if they are black? Must my disdain and contempt be reserved solely for white people? You insinuate I am a "massive racist fucking cunt" I declare you are a slapped arse fascist who would be better posting on the Guardian website than this site. In the interests of fairness, I will happily state that I detest Stephen Fry and he is white and...er, I better think this one through again. To be, fair Manky, I assumed that your overriding reason for not wanting to bang her was because she resembles a morbidly obese Walrus that accidentally stumbled into a tar pit and was dragged out backwards by it's already sagging undercarriage. Any inference of fervent racism was purely coincidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Sancho Cuntza said: To be, fair Manky, I assumed that your overriding reason for not wanting to bang her was because she resembles a morbidly obese Walrus that accidentally stumbled into a tar pit and was dragged out backwards by it's already sagging undercarriage. Any inference of fervent racism was purely coincidental. I will agree, she is a gopping minger. Jezza's new bezzie is that Thornberry bitch who is hardly more appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I will agree, she is a gopping minger. Jezza's new bezzie is that Thornberry bitch who is hardly more appealing. Lying cunt, beggars cannot be choosers. If she offered you a fresh plate of her shite, you'ld say "chopsticks or spoon?" , and then "can I have a slice of bread to mop up the last runny bit? Please?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Lying cunt, beggars cannot be choosers. If she offered you a fresh plate of her shite, you'ld say "chopsticks or spoon?" , and then "can I have a slice of bread to mop up the last runny bit? Please?" I woke up this morning and thought - What shall I do today, cure cancer? Abolish poverty? Or maybe bring about peace in the Middle East. No, fuck it, I'll just bandy some insults with a bunch of intellectually challenged dickheads. Far more rewarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 25 minutes ago, Manky said: I woke up this morning and thought - What shall I do today, cure cancer? Abolish poverty? Or maybe bring about peace in the Middle East. No, fuck it, I'll just bandy some insults with a bunch of intellectually challenged dickheads. Far more rewarding. That's the spirit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's the spirit . Manky see, Manky do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Calm down Manky , you've gone fucking insane. Have you kept hold of a service weapon on the fly? Now is the time to suck on it and tickle the trigger. Unlikely. I'm certain they would have completed an inventory of all the potato peelers and whisks at the end of Mankys' KP shifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sancho Cuntza said: Manky see, Manky do. Excellent. If that is not copyrighted, I will be using it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Unlikely. I'm certain they would have completed an inventory of all the potato peelers and whisks at the end of Mankys' KP shifts. If he can kill himself with a whisk I'm still happy. Turn his brains to fucking froth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If he can kill himself with a whisk I'm still happy. Turn his brains to fucking froth. Too late, have you read any of his posts? What an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 14 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes the Liberals said that...but if it doubles their vote ....that's 4 people ! Irrelevant party. Didn't they once say that about the NSDAP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Manky said: I think Corbin is a cunt for a number of reasons. He wants to scrap Trident. That's a terrible idea, fancy wanting to scrap something that you could never possibly use and is about to cost £205 billion to replace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Well said Mankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Rick_B said: That's a terrible idea, fancy wanting to scrap something that you could never possibly use and is about to cost £205 billion to replace. I like Trident. If they gave me one,(I think the correct namey thing is a Trafalgar Class submarine isn't it?) with a shit load of missiles, I would polish it every day and really look after it. I would also promise not to use it on my friends as a joke, only on people I didn't like much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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