Cuntybaws Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Yes, as a timely break from the current onanistic orgy of Euro-related bollocks, it's the long-awaited sequel to “Pop Brians (or Bryans)”. From the ludicrously tonsured Bill Bailey to the increasingly shaky Billy Connolly, no good has ever come of these abbreviated Williams. Transatlantic representatives have included Bill “Rohypnol” Cosby, Billy “Fuck me in the arse” Crystal and Bill “Fags won't kill you” Hicks. Bad news on that front, Bill. Suck Satan's cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 If you behave nicely, I may bring you “Disappointing Franks (or Fwanks)” later to complete the trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Billy Top Dog Stickers is, I think we can all agree, clearly exempt from what is otherwise a very good nomination. I simply can't get on with life being held accountable for the crimes of my namesakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, as a timely break from the current onanistic orgy of Euro-related bollocks, it's the long-awaited sequel to “Pop Brians (or Bryans)”. From the ludicrously tonsured Bill Bailey to the increasingly shaky Billy Connolly, no good has ever come of these abbreviated Williams. Transatlantic representatives have included Bill “Rohypnol” Cosby, Billy “Fuck me in the arse” Crystal and Bill “Fags won't kill you” Hicks. Bad news on that front, Bill. Suck Satan's cock! Hmm. I'm not going to be so crass as point out what you must know yourself about the quality of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Billy Top Dog Stickers is, I think we can all agree, clearly exempt from what is otherwise a very good nomination. I simply can't get on with life being held accountable for the crimes of my namesakes. Are you going to end it all? Tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 50 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you going to end it all? Tonight? No, the crowd will shout encore if I try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: No, the crowd will shout encore if I try! If you nail it, they won't need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: No, the crowd will shout encore if I try! The word 'comedy' suggests wit and humour so you are correct about being exempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: No, the crowd will shout encore if I try! Worry not, Bill. One of us will be glad to set your corpse on fire. The crowd will adore you forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hmm. I'm not going to be so crass as point out what you must know yourself about the quality of this. This is serious, you cunt, Bill Bailey has a theremin! I hope Bill Cosby's cum face haunts your dreams tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This is serious, you cunt, Bill Bailey has a theremin! I hope Bill Cosby's cum face haunts your dreams tonight. I'll sleep with a pillowcase over my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: No, the crowd will shout encore if I try! 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If you nail it, they won't need to. 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Worry not, Bill. One of us will be glad to set your corpse on fire. The crowd will adore you forever. I've got 2 Hilti guns.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope Bill Cosby's cum face haunts your dreams tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I've got 2 Hilti guns.....? Nail your feet to a busy road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nail your feet to a busy road. I can't, these are industrial fuckers that are way too large to be able to turn them on myself. The only viable option is for you and Bill to stand in for me on the motorway, and I'll test them on you. I should be able to get onto the overhead gantry and nail you to the tarmac from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 18 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll sleep with a pillowcase over my head. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 The biggest Billy cunt of all is someone we all know, but he's not necessarily the same person. We all know a Billy Bullshitter. Billy Bunter was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: The biggest Billy cunt of all is someone we all know, but he's not necessarily the same person. We all know a Billy Bullshitter. Billy Bunter was a cunt. Aha, the fat owl of Greyfriars. Personally, I always preferred the Curse of St Custards, aka the gorilla of 3B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stella Arsehole Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: The biggest Billy cunt of all is someone we all know, but he's not necessarily the same person. We all know a Billy Bullshitter. Billy Bunter was a cunt. Bollocks the biggest Billy cunt of all time is Billy Butlin. That fucking sex-cases business model has left a trail of cuntiness that hangs around like radiation on a Japanese beach. Ex-Redcoats include Benny Hill, Des O'Connor, Sir Cliff Richard and Jimmy Tarbuck. The camps continue to be magnets for second division cunts such as Will Young, the Sugababes, McFly and Girls Aloud. Now that's a massive cunt if ever there was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Stella Arsehole said: Bollocks the biggest Billy cunt of all time is Billy Butlin. That fucking sex-cases business model has left a trail of cuntiness that hangs around like radiation on a Japanese beach. Ex-Redcoats include Benny Hill, Des O'Connor, Sir Cliff Richard and Jimmy Tarbuck. The camps continue to be magnets for second division cunts such as Will Young, the Sugababes, McFly and Girls Aloud. Now that's a massive cunt if ever there was! Jesus fucking Christ, another one? Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Stella Arsehole said: Bollocks the biggest Billy cunt of all time is Billy Butlin. That fucking sex-cases business model has left a trail of cuntiness that hangs around like radiation on a Japanese beach. Ex-Redcoats include Benny Hill, Des O'Connor, Sir Cliff Richard and Jimmy Tarbuck. The camps continue to be magnets for second division cunts such as Will Young, the Sugababes, McFly and Girls Aloud. Now that's a massive cunt if ever there was! Hi. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 15 hours ago, Stella Arsehole said: Bollocks the biggest Billy cunt of all time is Billy Butlin. That fucking sex-cases business model has left a trail of cuntiness that hangs around like radiation on a Japanese beach. Ex-Redcoats include Benny Hill, Des O'Connor, Sir Cliff Richard and Jimmy Tarbuck. The camps continue to be magnets for second division cunts such as Will Young, the Sugababes, McFly and Girls Aloud. Now that's a massive cunt if ever there was! Echoing the sentiments of my esteemed colleagues, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 On 26/06/2016 at 9:48 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll sleep with a pillowcase over my head. Try a plastic bag sealed around your throat with duct tape. You forgot Bill Clinton in the nom, it was pretty funny watching that cunt squirming over sticking a stogy up Monica Lewinsky yeast cave and covering her dress in nut butter, mind you I wouldn't want to fuck Hillary Clinton either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Try a plastic bag sealed around your throat with duct tape. You forgot Bill Clinton in the nom, it was pretty funny watching that cunt squirming over sticking a stogy up Monica Lewinsky yeast cave and covering her dress in nut butter, mind you I wouldn't want to fuck Hillary Clinton either. If I was the president of the US of A and I was going to stick my cock in a young lady you can be fuck-sure she'd be better looking than either of these pig creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If I was the president of the US of A and I was going to stick my cock in a young lady you can be fuck-sure she'd be better looking than either of these pig creatures. Finally something I agree with... If you're the head of the free world,then find someone fit for free head... They'll be queuing up for it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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