camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking gyppos and their peg obsessions... need stringing up on a clothesline... I'll get me bowtop... Kinky. That'll cost extra. I mean I guess it would cost extra if I was into that. Which I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kinky. That'll cost extra. I mean I guess it would cost extra if I was into that. Which I'm not. Neil... calm down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 On 17/07/2016 at 8:41 AM, Punkape said: The sister of a friend of mine has met someone whose niece had been to a Robbie Williams concert..... Went to a robbie williams concert years ago, under duress i might add with my missus, in the flesh the cunts got a head like a tin of paint, can't sing or entertain for shit, i found the whole experience quite disturbing - sweaty babbling fuckstick - for once she wasn't referring about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 33 minutes ago, Spatchcock said: Went to a robbie williams concert years ago, under duress i might add with my missus, in the flesh the cunts got a head like a tin of paint, can't sing or entertain for shit, i found the whole experience quite disturbing - sweaty babbling fuckstick - for once she wasn't referring about me Same with me. Dragged along by a friend where I had to sit next to her and listen to her shout like a fucking schoolgirl "Love you Robbie" "Over 'ere Robbie luv you". One of the longest nights of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Spatchcock said: Went to a robbie williams concert years ago, under duress i might add with my missus, in the flesh the cunts got a head like a tin of paint, can't sing or entertain for shit, i found the whole experience quite disturbing - sweaty babbling fuckstick - for once she wasn't referring about me 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same with me. Dragged along by a friend where I had to sit next to her and listen to her shout like a fucking schoolgirl "Love you Robbie" "Over 'ere Robbie luv you". One of the longest nights of my life Methinks you doth protesteth too much-eth... -eth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 At least he took a blast from a twelve bore at the end of "Paul." If only that cunt alien had been beamed up, it would have been a fine film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Ross Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Pegg has written Sulu character as gay in the next film, will we see him poking the 'captain's log'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Paul Ross said: Pegg has written Sulu character as gay in the next film, will we see him poking the 'captain's log'? Maybe it will turn out that Sulu isn't a real bender after all, but just had a "blip" after kicking back humongous amounts of meow meow in a dogging car park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Maybe it will turn out that Sulu isn't a real bender after all, but just had a "blip" after kicking back humongous amounts of meow meow in a dogging car park. Drug fuelled romps with a homo school teacher perhaps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Ross Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 I bet if he's on the bridge, the lights have gone out, and a load of strange and fruity blokes are threatening, we'll hear him declare "Engage! Engage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 50 minutes ago, Eddie said: Drug fuelled romps with a homo school teacher perhaps? In Sulu's case I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, Edders. Being of Asian persuasion, he probably thought that going to a dogging site entailed a slap up meal. Any ingestion of semen was purely coincidental. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: In Sulu's case I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, Edders. Being of Asian persuasion, he probably thought that going to a dogging site entailed a slap up meal. Any ingestion of semen was purely coincidental. Are you familiar with the Macc Lads' track, "Gordon's Revenge"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Paul Ross said: Pegg has written Sulu character as gay in the next film, will we see him poking the 'captain's log'? There's a real bitch fight developing over this between George Takei (original Sulu, gay since forever) and Zachary Quinto (new Spock, gay since it became fashionable) over who is the best gay. Or something like that. The condescending Pegg fuckwit (not gay, just looks gay) believes he is in the best position to judge. In fairness, I would actually agree with Pegg's rationale if he wasn't such a chinless, gormless twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 20/07/2016 at 6:43 PM, Cuntybaws said: Are you familiar with the Macc Lads' track, "Gordon's Revenge"? No, but I am familiar with Sweaty Betty and Julie the Schoolie*...as for Uncle Nobby and his custard.... *careful now...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 20 July 2016 at 5:53 PM, Paul Ross said: I bet if he's on the bridge, the lights have gone out, and a load of strange and fruity blokes are threatening, we'll hear him declare "Engage! Engage!" Hm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Imagine being called Pegg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 On 7/18/2016 at 0:58 AM, Rev said: This Pegg cunt has yet to appear in a film I can watch more than half an hour of. He needs tethered to a tree and silenced with a breeze block...and set on fire, obviously. Fucking Fanta-pubed cunt. I want him dead. Nice to see that you're still torturing people Rev, i also have a dislike for this pig faced Ned Beatty squealing deliverance looking cuntstack, i think the old trusted demolition drill to the top of his cunthead would be a great start, proceeded by a few slices with an angle grinder across his chest, drip him in some petrol then set fire to him..then feed his bacon pig body to the ragheads at Mecca.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 20 July 2016 at 18:47, Cuntybaws said: There's a real bitch fight developing over this between George Takei (original Sulu, gay since forever) and Zachary Quinto (new Spock, gay since it became fashionable) over who is the best gay. Or something like that. The condescending Pegg fuckwit (not gay, just looks gay) believes he is in the best position to judge. In fairness, I would actually agree with Pegg's rationale if he wasn't such a chinless, gormless twat. 'Penis up Scotty' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Penis up Scotty' "Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" What a load of wank. Gay Star Trek cunts. Wasn't it enough that Kirk snogged Uhura and shagged loads of fit blue and green birds in the 60s. Now they've all got to be shitstabbers and alien lesbians. It all went to shit when that baldy conehead cunt started playing the piccolo and organising role play dress-up pirate games. Queer cunt. I'm glad 'Q' tormented the little bullet-skulled homo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a load of wank. Gay Star Trek cunts. Wasn't it enough that Kirk snogged Uhura and shagged loads of fit blue and green birds in the 60s. Now they've all got to be shitstabbers and alien lesbians. It all went to shit when that baldy conehead cunt started playing the piccolo and organising role play dress-up pirate games. Queer cunt. I'm glad 'Q' tormented the little bullet-skulled homo. Wash your mouth out with soap, you heretical cunt! Picard was the outstanding captain of the two, Kirk was a hammy fat cunt with a wig and a raging hardon for Spock Cock. My only problem with JLP was that the character was French, but they cast a Shakespearian English luvvie in the role. That wouldn't have been so bad if they at least made Patrick Stewart play him like the copper from Allo Allo. But no, they had him drinking Earl Grey Tea, reciting Shakespeare and listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. Still, I guess if he played the role as a traditional frog, he would have immediately dropped his shields and trousers and offered his unconditional surrender to the Borg. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: My only problem with JLP was that the character was French, but they cast a Shakespearian English luvvie in the role. That wouldn't have been so bad if they at least made Patrick Stewart play him like the copper from Allo Allo. But no, they had him drinking Earl Grey Tea, reciting Shakespeare and listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. Picard: I say, crew, let us don wigs and greasepaint and frolic on the holodeck. Ryker: Shall I bring the fisting butter, Captain? Picard: Make it so, Number One! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Still, I guess if he played the role as a traditional frog, he would have immediately dropped his shields and trousers and offered his unconditional surrender to the Borg. He's been ASSimilated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wash your mouth out with soap, you heretical cunt! Picard was the outstanding captain of the two, Kirk was a hammy fat cunt with a wig and a raging hardon for Spock Cock. My only problem with JLP was that the character was French, but they cast a Shakespearian English luvvie in the role. That wouldn't have been so bad if they at least made Patrick Stewart play him like the copper from Allo Allo. But no, they had him drinking Earl Grey Tea, reciting Shakespeare and listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. Still, I guess if he played the role as a traditional frog, he would have immediately dropped his shields and trousers and offered his unconditional surrender to the Borg. I was a little kid in the late 70s when they put it on once a week, it was the telly highlight, even us 6 year olds cackled with gleeful derision at 'The Gorn'. Q was the highlight of TNG for me... 'look Jean Luc, there's the Borg, come to suck your brain out of your arse and turn your cock into an Xbox controller... Oh look, I just clicked my fingers and they're in an alternative dimension.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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