King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" There’s too many Klingons Scotty. I’ll never get through. Set phasers to stun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Picard: I say, crew, let us don wigs and greasepaint and frolic on the holodeck. Ryker: Shall I bring the fisting butter, Captain? Picard: Make it so, Number One! Borg Drone: We are the Borg. Resist.... Picard (French draft): Zut Alors! Mes amis, zere is no need for zat. I surrender! Take my sheep and my asshole, toute suite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Borg Drone: We are the Borg. Resist.... Picard (French draft): Zut Alors! Mes amis, zere is no need for zat. I surrender! Take my sheep and my asshole, toute suite.... Borg Drone: Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 21/07/2016 at 01:43, Cuntybaws said: Are you familiar with the Macc Lads' track, "Gordon's Revenge"? I never could order Seafood Special after hearing this. It’s no Uncle Nobby, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 08/07/2019 at 20:11, Decimus said: Wash your mouth out with soap, you heretical cunt! Picard was the outstanding captain of the two, Kirk was a hammy fat cunt with a wig and a raging hardon for Spock Cock. My only problem with JLP was that the character was French, but they cast a Shakespearian English luvvie in the role. That wouldn't have been so bad if they at least made Patrick Stewart play him like the copper from Allo Allo. But no, they had him drinking Earl Grey Tea, reciting Shakespeare and listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. Still, I guess if he played the role as a traditional frog, he would have immediately dropped his shields and trousers and offered his unconditional surrender to the Borg. You stupid cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 57 minutes ago, Frank said: You stupid cunt. Here he is, the Pinner parrot! "Cardboard cutout! Cardboard cutout! CARDBOARD CUTOUTTTT!!!" Senile old wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: You stupid cunt. It must be difficult for you Frank, staring into your bathroom mirror every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It must be difficult for you Frank, staring into your bathroom mirror every morning. Whither's when you look in the the mirror do you actually see anyone looking back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 08/07/2019 at 20:20, Cuntybaws said: He's been ASSimilated. Apparently they were trying to figure a name for the Borg, so they decided to get a list of Tennis players and stick a pin in it. The pin landed on Bjorn Borg. A few millimetres lower and they would have been called The Goolagong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they were trying to figure a name for the Borg, so they decided to get a list of Tennis players and stick a pin in it. The pin landed on Bjorn Borg. A few millimetres lower and they would have been called The Goolagong. An emotionless death cyborg called Yvonne. Mind you, with the emergence of the 'Wimminstruggle', I imagine the next scheduled Star Wars shite will feature a baddie called 'Ada Vader' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: An emotionless death cyborg called Yvonne. Mind you, with the emergence of the 'Wimminstruggle', I imagine the next scheduled Star Wars shite will feature a baddie called 'Ada Vader' I'm sure they'll bleed a few more films out of the fucking Star Wars brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure they'll bleed a few more films out of the fucking Star Wars brand. Star Wars ‘The menopause years’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Star Wars ‘The menopause years’ The Jihadi years We come in pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Star Wars ‘The menopause years’ Star Wars: Shit - the dyslexic Sith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Star Wars: Shit - the dyslexic Sith. Luke Skywalkerframe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Luke Skywalkerframe. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 16/07/2016 at 18:44, Cuntybaws said: This “ginger bulb-headed cunt” was nominated once a while ago for being shit in low-budget British films so how the actual fuck did he end up starring alongside the likes of Tom Cruise in the increasingly desperate Mission Impossible franchise? Not to mention delivering an even worse Scottish accent than James Doohan in Star Trek? Now the scrawny little shitstack has gone all full-blown Hollywood Luvvie and thinks he's the fucking mutt's nuts. If ever further evidence was required that Americans are easily duped, pig-ignorant philistines, just look at this cunt's bank balance. It makes me fucking sick. This turd is a boring fucking unfunny ginger ugly cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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