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3 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Yes, Australia are going to destroy us. 2017 is going to be a bad year for English cricket, lose at home to South Africa and Ashes gone before Christmas. Apparently the new stadium in Perth will be ready in time for the Ashes test, the test where Australia will win back the Urn.

Nice to see that you have confidence in the team Apple...i don't think it will be as bad as that.

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On 10 September 2016 at 11:54 PM, ThunderCunt said:

Nice to see that you have confidence in the team Apple...i don't think it will be as bad as that.

We've lost the last two home series to South Africa and since we have started becoming more competitive in the Ashes it hasn't stopped us being whitewashed twice out of three trips Down Under. I hope England bring the Urn home but it's a tall order.

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On 14 August 2016 at 11:23 PM, ThunderCunt said:

Hales is not cutting the mustard as an opening batsman, the cuntbreed has played 11 tests with no 100's and a strike rate of 44 which is very different from his limited overs strike rate, maybe he should up that rate at test level to have any chance of keeping his place in the test side.

He's opted out the Bangladesh tour, any chance of playing test cricket is all but gone but apparently he will go to India due to his performances in the summer. It might not be a bad idea just to call the Bangladesh tour off or just relocate it.

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On 10 September 2016 at 8:49 PM, Decimus said:

Apple, thankfully I will never meet you, but I've already got an image of you in my mind. I imagine that every step you take in this life, regardless of what or where you are, is a perfect reenactment of the moves in Genesis's "I can't dance" video.

Possibly, people at work only bother with me when they want something, such as a free taxi.

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3 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

This is an absolute embarrassment, need a huge shake up in this England team.

Off to India after this, last time England toured India I was out of work, that could easily be the case this time round as well.

The Curse of Applescruff works!

Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time.

Cook is still a cunt though

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

What do we think?

The 'Deshi's seem to have this game by the ging-gangs now.  Wouldn't want to be chasing more than 220 on this wicket in the final innings. Gotta wrap up their second innings in the first session tomorrow I reckon

Need to get them all out for less than 200.

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11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

What do we think?

The 'Deshi's seem to have this game by the ging-gangs now.  Wouldn't want to be chasing more than 220 on this wicket in the final innings. Gotta wrap up their second innings in the first session tomorrow I reckon

Not going to happen especially with all these dropped chances going down, biggest embarrassment ever by the looks of it.

But we have the Ashes and that's all that matters.

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12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

What do we think?

The 'Deshi's seem to have this game by the ging-gangs now.  Wouldn't want to be chasing more than 220 on this wicket in the final innings. Gotta wrap up their second innings in the first session tomorrow I reckon

Our highest chase in Asia is 209/5 in 1961, need a record to win this and England never celebrated that wicket just gone so they know the games lost.

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16 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

What do we think?

The 'Deshi's seem to have this game by the ging-gangs now.  Wouldn't want to be chasing more than 220 on this wicket in the final innings. Gotta wrap up their second innings in the first session tomorrow I reckon

I think we need to score more tries and conversions, might help a bit.

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4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Would you drop Rooney and if so, would you bring in Barry Sheene?

Yes bring in Sheene, keep Duncan goodhew as left wicket and promote hatton to captain. He he. I know fuck all about cricket lol.

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1 minute ago, Extremecunt said:

Yes bring in Sheene, keep Duncan goodhew as left wicket and promote hatton to captain. He he. I know fuck all about cricket lol.

What do you know fuck all about? As far as I can tell, you are the perfect imbecile.

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On 29/10/2016 at 9:00 AM, Jiggerycock said:

The Curse of Applescruff works!

Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time.

Cook is still a cunt though

That was a fucking disgrace to say the least, a captain who hasn't got a clue, a number four who shouldn't have been on the plane and our options are so shite we played a spinner in the first test (that we nearly lost) who had missed 143 tests. Credit to Bangladesh but it was an inexperienced and experimental England side, that's not the proper England they beat.

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