southerncunt Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I watched a couple of AFL games when I was over there, couldn't understand what the fuck was going on, just mullets and stupidly tight shorts bordering on gay. I think it's Gaelic football on a cricket field, hence the reason no cunt except Aussies and bog rats know the rules. Best bit was when a commentator described one of the abo players as "Black as a dogs guts" Mullets? You were over here in the 80's? And it is spelled "abbo's". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: Mullets? You were over here in the 80's? And it is spelled "abbo's". That's not what most ockers I met called the Aussie First Nations people. I was there in the early 2000s so yes, the mullet was still high fashion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: Mullets? You were over here in the 80's? And it is spelled "abbo's". Don't worry about stupid mullets and abbo's, what's your thoughts on 481/6 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Fender777 said: Don't worry about stupid mullets and abbo's, what's your thoughts on 481/6 ? Blimey, that would have been enough to beat Scotland! Better late than never... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Blimey, that would have been enough to beat Scotland! Better late than never... The Scots played well enough but England didn't, since that blip, England are thrashing those Aussie cheats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Blimey, that would have been enough to beat Scotland! Better late than never... I think next time we should play a warm up match against the Aussies and have a proper 5 match series vs the jocks- would be a much better contest. 481 @southerncunt your silence in deafening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:59 PM, southerncunt said: Mullets? You were over here in the 80's? And it is spelled "abbo's". Do you remember an aussie TV programme from the 70s called 'Shannon's Mob'? It was about 2 agents, one a tall, smartly dressed bloke with curly hair and a shorter, stockier bloke with a moustache who used to beat people up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you remember an aussie TV programme from the 70s called 'Shannon's Mob'? It was about 2 agents, one a tall, smartly dressed bloke with curly hair and a shorter, stockier bloke with a moustache who used to beat people up? You're getting them confused with your caravan-dwelling, inbred, moustachioed siblings, known throughout the pikey community as the 'Knuckle Brothers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You're getting them confused with your caravan-dwelling, inbred, moustachioed siblings, known throughout the pikey community as the 'Knuckle Brothers'. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:46 AM, Fender777 said: I got great pleasure in those beatings the convicts took as well, 5-0 in the ODI series i reckon. It will be 4-1, problem is England are going to peak too soon. We will have a shambolic World Cup which Australia will win and they will win the Ashes as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 10:26 PM, Fender777 said: The Scots played well enough but England didn't, since that blip, England are thrashing those Aussie cheats. There was only six runs in it, we handed the game to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Scruffo, you turn up so infrequently. We all worry so when you don't drop in and share your warmth and good cheer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, you turn up so infrequently. We all worry so when you don't drop in and share your warmth and good cheer. He is a little ray of sunshine, the original inspiration for Marvin the Paranoid Android. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He is a little ray of sunshine, the original inspiration for Marvin the Paranoid Android. I try to pay attention to his posts about cricket, but the sport is so boring, even hearing about it from a brilliant linguist like Apple puts me to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, you turn up so infrequently. We all worry so when you don't drop in and share your warmth and good cheer. The cunt's a one trick pony Wizzo, and the trick is it can disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: The cunt's a one trick pony Wizzo, and the trick is it can disappear. He's crafty fucker, Ratters. That's what he wants people to think. On the sly, he knows all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 6/21/2018 at 9:06 PM, applescruff14 said: It will be 4-1, problem is England are going to peak too soon. We will have a shambolic World Cup which Australia will win and they will win the Ashes as well. Now that's just silly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/21/2018 at 9:06 PM, applescruff14 said: It will be 4-1, problem is England are going to peak too soon. We will have a shambolic World Cup which Australia will win and they will win the Ashes as well. You was saying..we still beat the thick Aussie packets of shit with one hand tied behind our backs..Southerncunt you mug, how do you feel now you haven't got your cheats to help you out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 2:01 PM, Vicious Cunt. said: You was saying..we still beat the thick Aussie packets of shit with one hand tied behind our backs..Southerncunt you mug, how do you feel now you haven't got your cheats to help you out ? We were lucky, it needed an unbeaten century and a 81 run partnership down the order to win. Australia will definitely win next years Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 8 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We were lucky, it needed an unbeaten century and a 81 run partnership down the order to win. Australia will definitely win next years Ashes. Lucky ? That was a superb unbeaten century by Butler and some resistance down the order shows the ODI side has an all round game, nothing lucky about that. Now the ashes is a different game, we haven't good a good test side at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Vicious Cunt. said: Lucky ? That was a superb unbeaten century by Butler and some resistance down the order shows the ODI side has an all round game, nothing lucky about that. Now the ashes is a different game, we haven't good a good test side at the moment. Don't even go there Sid, apples a one trick pony. I think he had an encounter with a bird who looked like Steve Smith in a graveyard and have been deeply effected. Welcome you massive sack of shit, and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't even go there Sid, apples a one trick pony. I think he had an encounter with a bird who looked like Steve Smith in a graveyard and have been deeply effected. Welcome you massive sack of shit, and fuck off It’s fender, you gravel-gazing fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: It’s fender, you gravel-gazing fucking idiot. You rotten cunt. i wanted to tell him that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You rotten cunt. i wanted to tell him that. It’ll probably need explaining a few times, the dopey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 On 27 June 2018 at 10:55 AM, Bubba C said: It’s fender, you gravel-gazing fucking idiot. What the actual fuck. All this changing of names is most irregular and demonstrates a right cuntish nature. Sort yourselves out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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