Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When the Aussies arrive next summer I'm going to kidnap Steve Smith, drug him and dress him in drag then bring him round your place. You'll either die instantly of shear terror or get misty eyed over a past brief encounter You will probably stop and rape him on the journey over. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: Shut up olly, you flaky fucking drip. No one wants you here. You shut up. Useless glib toad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You shut up. Useless glib toad cunt. Fuck off yourself you grotesque lump of putrefying batshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off yourself you grotesque lump of putrefying batshit. Oooooh, defending Frank now, look at you mister knight in shining armour.Is he your boyfriend? Faggot lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oooooh, defending Frank now, look at you mister knight in shining armour.Is he your boyfriend? Faggot lol If you’re not even going to try to make us laugh, I think you should leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You will probably stop and rape him on the journey over. lol That was the idea. You in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 On 9/12/2018 at 12:12 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: @The Beast , can you please delete this thread in its entirety. It is shite. I know where there is a crack whore with one leg and buck teeth, she's all yours Mings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I know where there is a crack whore with one leg and buck teeth, she's all yours Mings. Still had one tied up in the cellar from your Mick Taylor period Fends? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I know where there is a crack whore with one leg and buck teeth, she's all yours Mings. Upstairs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: If you’re not even going to try to make us laugh, I think you should leave. The jokes on you frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Still had one tied up in the cellar from your Mick Taylor period Fends? Yep !! In the basement Eric, waiting for Mings and his tiny winkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Upstairs ? Basement, can't have that cunt on show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 22 hours ago, Fender777 said: Basement, can't have that cunt on show. Particularly as “she”, is probably a cold, dead pig in your cellar, with a Linda Lucardi poster sellotaped all over it , what , but for a couple of strategic holes in said poster , eh, you fucking sick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 21 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Particularly as “she”, is probably a cold, dead pig in your cellar, with a Linda Lucardi poster sellotaped all over it , what , but for a couple of strategic holes in said poster , eh, you fucking sick cunt. That's a pretty dire picture you paint quince. I guess you can't wipe those images from your mind the time frank invited you below deck to open the deep freeze for a ménage à trois with Ming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's a pretty dire picture you paint quince. I guess you can't wipe those images from your mind the time frank invited you below deck to open the deep freeze for a ménage à trois with Ming? The name is fitting , I shall say no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 In control in the first test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 Sri Lanka to level the series tomorrow morning, 1st innings defecit and Mathews 88 has cost us. Pitches aren't offering anything for seam bowling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Sri Lanka to level the series tomorrow morning, 1st innings defecit and Mathews 88 has cost us. Pitches aren't offering anything for seam bowling. Puts fucking Brexit right into perspective, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 On 9/12/2018 at 5:51 PM, Ollyboro said: Huge congratulations to Jimmy Anderson on becoming the third highest test wicket taker in history (Murali great guy; greater chucker). Maybe but huge debate as to who is better out of him and Warne, lots of Murali's wickets were against Zimbabwe and Bangladesh whereas Warne didn't bowl to Australian batsman, I think Murali is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Puts fucking Brexit right into perspective, eh? I'm about as interested in Brexit as I am England losing next years Ashes (which they will) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Maybe but huge debate as to who is better out of him and Warne, lots of Murali's wickets were against Zimbabwe and Bangladesh whereas Warne didn't bowl to Australian batsman, I think Murali is better. He's a better chucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Puts fucking Brexit right into perspective, eh? That's my catch phrase! You pay tribute now, free dorrar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 On 9/12/2018 at 9:00 PM, Stubby Pecker said: When the Aussies arrive next summer I'm going to kidnap Steve Smith, drug him and dress him in drag then bring him round your place. You'll either die instantly of shear terror or get misty eyed over a past brief encounter I've got some sandpaper he can sign for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: He's a better chucker He stopped touring Australia over chucking accusations. We need to win this current test as it will be a huge morale booster for next years Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: That's my catch phrase! You pay tribute now, free dorrar Fuck with my fonts again and there'll be hell to pay, what? Pip pip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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