Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Only maginally behind the scum footabll team in the realms of incurable cuntery. Stokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Only maginally behind the scum footabll team in the realms of incurable cuntery. Stokes. A court of law passed judgement on Mr Stokes in the summer and unbelievably found him not guilty of beating fuck out of some fellow piss heads in an incident also involving some poofs. However, the different between punchy Ben and the England footballers you wrongly compare him to is that he's actually very good. As one of the worlds best cricketers whose stuck it to those cheating Aussie cunts on many an occasion (we won't talk about last winter) he's held in massive respect by him team mates and opponents. Our footie twats, on the other hand, are consistent underachievers with all the charisma and character of a poorly shaved chimp forced to use basic English on the threat of another beating. Our dull fucking plank of a skipper Kane is a prime example. With all the money and hype in the premier league England should have won several major trophies by now. Garfield Sobers was born with 6 fingers on each hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Sri Lanka will score over 600 in their innings, losing our last seven wickets for 101 runs is typical England, it will send us to the West Indies in January on a bad note but a series win in Sri Lanka is just what we needed for morale with the Ashes coming up. If Australia had any sense they wouldn't bring Smith and Warner over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 I blame the pressure of Brexit on the team, oh, and plus the fact they're unbelievably shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 16 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Sri Lanka will score over 600 in their innings, losing our last seven wickets for 101 runs is typical England, it will send us to the West Indies in January on a bad note but a series win in Sri Lanka is just what we needed for morale with the Ashes coming up. If Australia had any sense they wouldn't bring Smith and Warner over. Or maybe we'll skittle the little bastards out for 100 run lead with the poorly treated for years, Adil giving a big fuck off to the previous selector cunts who picked cricketing legends like Dawson and Crane instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I blame the pressure of Brexit on the team, oh, and plus the fact they're unbelievably shit. They have been shit this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Or maybe we'll skittle the little bastards out for 100 run lead with the poorly treated for years, Adil giving a big fuck off to the previous selector cunts who picked cricketing legends like Dawson and Crane instead? We sure did, I never imagined having a 96 run lead the way it was going. 140/4 effectively which isn't really good or bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 5:10 PM, applescruff14 said: Sri Lanka to level the series tomorrow morning, 1st innings defecit and Mathews 88 has cost us. Pitches aren't offering anything for seam bowling. Fuck my old bloodied boots, you do speak a lot of poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: Fuck my old bloodied boots, you do speak a lot of poo. I wish I'd put a tenner on a clean sweep against those little fuckers. All we need now is India to finish off the Aussies leading to a fresh round of sackings before them crashing out of the World Cup and getting a 5 nil Ashes "hammering" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 2:23 AM, Fender777 said: Fuck my old bloodied boots, you do speak a lot of poo. They did fight back in the second and third tests and could have won both, just lucky we had the bowlers to see them off. Broad and Anderson weren't worth bringing but luckily Stokes came up with the goods. I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 9:45 AM, Stubby Pecker said: I wish I'd put a tenner on a clean sweep against those little fuckers. All we need now is India to finish off the Aussies leading to a fresh round of sackings before them crashing out of the World Cup and getting a 5 nil Ashes "hammering" Australia will win the World Cup and the Ashes, 2019 will be Australia's year for cricket. We might win one test next summer at best but I'm not anticipating it. India could win this current test but its anyone's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Australia will win the World Cup and the Ashes, 2019 will be Australia's year for cricket. We might win one test next summer at best but I'm not anticipating it. India could win this current test but its anyone's. Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 5:15 PM, applescruff14 said: They did fight back in the second and third tests and could have won both, just lucky we had the bowlers to see them off. Broad and Anderson weren't worth bringing but luckily Stokes came up with the goods. I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches. I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches......see what i mean..Poo !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 On 12/11/2018 at 12:38 AM, Fender777 said: I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches......see what i mean..Poo !! You are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Evening Scruffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 9:10 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you. India wobbling in their second innings Down Under, but are still technically 346/5. 2019 will be Australia's year, will leave England with the World Cup and the Ashes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 9:10 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you. Shame about Andrew Strauss's wife, cruel world we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 12/24/2018 at 4:55 PM, applescruff14 said: You are At least you know grammar..the mind boggles at what you could achieve if you go for it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 12/28/2018 at 8:39 PM, applescruff14 said: India wobbling in their second innings Down Under, but are still technically 346/5. 2019 will be Australia's year, will leave England with the World Cup and the Ashes. The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 09/12/2018 at 21:10, The Bishop said: Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you. Disaster in Barbados, seems like a lifetime ago Hoggard got that hat-trick there. West Indies could declare overnight, games over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 07/01/2019 at 04:41, Fender777 said: The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well. Australia will dominate the Ashes again, going to be like the Scottish Premiership, only one team wins it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Disaster in Barbados, seems like a lifetime ago Hoggard got that hat-trick there. West Indies could declare overnight, games over. 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Australia will dominate the Ashes again, going to be like the Scottish Premiership, only one team wins it. and people say there's no mystery in life anymore. You always leave your readers riveted, Scruffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Bishen Bedi .. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Evil Gazebo said: Bishen Bedi .. Cunt. You’re very working class aren’t you ? Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re very working class aren’t you ? Pleb. Thanks .. Did you play cricket at Harrow then dear boy ...? You utter bell sniffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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