ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, DrCunt said: "our"? Oh dear. wor then, now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, ratcum said: wor then, now fuck off Should I give a Nazi salute before about facing, digging a large pit in the ground, standing beside it and awaiting the coup de gras? I expect better from you Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 11 hours ago, DrCunt said: Should I give a Nazi salute before about facing, digging a large pit in the ground, standing beside it and awaiting the coup de gras? I expect better from you Ratty. Wasap Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 On 07/01/2019 at 04:41, Fender777 said: The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well. I will be surprised if West Indies even have to bat again despite only being 119 ahead in their first innings. Australia will win The Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I will be surprised if West Indies even have to bat again despite only being 119 ahead in their first innings. Australia will win The Ashes. I don't think they will. They're struggling as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't think they will. They're struggling as well. This will be a very bad year for English cricket. Root was not out, an absolute farce that was, bat didn't touch the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: This will be a very bad year for English cricket. Root was not out, an absolute farce that was, bat didn't touch the ball. They'll be different in english conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: This will be a very bad year for English cricket. Root was not out, an absolute farce that was, bat didn't touch the ball. Good evening Apple .. how is the woman of your dreams coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Good evening Apple .. how is the woman of your dreams coming along? She's still unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: This will be a very bad year for English cricket. Root was not out, an absolute farce that was, bat didn't touch the ball. It's a bad thing for everything English right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It's a bad thing for everything English right now. The Rugby was brilliant, sorted them Paddys out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 22 hours ago, The Bishop said: Good evening Apple .. how is the woman of your dreams coming along? There was a woman that caught my eye last year but she's with someone and has child but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. It's all doom and gloom on that front and work is in dire straights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: There was a woman that caught my eye last year but she's with someone and has child but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. It's all doom and gloom on that front and work is in dire straights. Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: The Rugby was brilliant, sorted them Paddys out. Did they build the Paddy's a hard border? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: There was a woman that caught my eye last year but she's with someone and has child but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. It's all doom and gloom on that front and work is in dire straights. It's all very sad to have noted your decline over the years... What with your age against you and hardly any work experience, I fear that you're now completely unemployable. It doesn't help matters that you have a penchant for cricket, either... Have you considered flogging her kid on eBay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It's all very sad to have noted your decline over the years... What with your age against you and hardly any work experience, I fear that you're now completely unemployable. It doesn't help matters that you have a penchant for cricket, either... Have you considered flogging her kid on eBay? It's all doom and gloom for me on that score: I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I wish I'd stayed in Australia I'm staring a P45 in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's all doom and gloom for me on that score: I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I wish I'd stayed in Australia I'm staring a P45 in the face Scruffo, you're always a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's all doom and gloom for me on that score: I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I wish I'd stayed in Australia I'm staring a P45 in the face You must surely be in a bad state. A very bad state indeed. All will be rosy for you after Brexit. Hold on for another 10 years, and all will mighty fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, you're always a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. The cloud to the rest of the world's silver lining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The cloud to the rest of the world's silver lining I've been round these parts a long time, Jiggers. His doom and gloom make me laugh. Not unlike some poor bastard who loses his car to the finance company, the bank slaps a lock on a house in foreclosure, and gets booted from his job, and then slips on a banana peel when security throws him out the front door. A laugh riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I've been round these parts a long time, Jiggers. His doom and gloom make me laugh. Not unlike some poor bastard who loses his car to the finance company, the bank slaps a lock on a house in foreclosure, and gets booted from his job, and then slips on a banana peel when security throws him out the front door. A laugh riot. The joke is, he's a multi millionaire in real life, though his life is never real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: The cloud to the rest of the world's silver lining In real life he speaks exactly like Marvin the paranoid android. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In real life he speaks exactly like Marvin the paranoid android. Looks like him too, I shouldn't wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's all doom and gloom for me on that score: I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I wish I'd stayed in Australia I'm staring a P45 in the face God i miss 2009 too, i was younger, dumb and full of (more) jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 23:37, EreptileDysfunction said: God i miss 2009 too, i was younger, dumb and full of (more) jizz. I got to Australia that year so some good came out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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