Jake The Muss Posted July 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 That was the best ODI game i have ever seen, it had everything and also i might add. England have won a world cup, which is more than those football wankers have done for many years, wasn't dinosaurs still roaming when they last won the arse surfer world cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Along with Jimmy Savile and Geoffrey Boycott. On 03/08/2016 at 18:47, Guest I know that Cunt said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: England have won the World Cup.... Not really a set of cuntbreeds after all. Yes, and as with all of our sportsmen who achieve greatness, the players will be treated with nonchalant contempt by the BBC sports personality of the year committee. Our triumphant cricketers will join Ronnie O'Sullivan, Phil Taylor, and Tyson Fury etc' on the 'pay no heed' list. The honours will be awarded to Lesbian footballers who have won nothing, a black quadriplegic pole vaulter, and a dribbling Mong who came third in the sack-race at the spackalympics. Lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, and as with all of our sportsmen who achieve greatness, the players will be treated with nonchalant contempt by the BBC sports personality of the year committee. Our triumphant cricketers will join Ronnie O'Sullivan, Phil Taylor, and Tyson Fury etc' on the 'pay no heed' list. The honours will be awarded to Lesbian footballers who have won nothing, a black quadriplegic pole vaulter, and a dribbling Mong who came third in the sack-race at the spackalympics. Lol I've had my wedge on Phil Neville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Lucky cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I've had my wedge on Phil Neville If Caster Semenya turns Muslim, he's going to walk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Caster Semenya turns Muslim, he's going to walk it. The only race Caster Semenya could win fair and square is the three legged race. Transvestigation required. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: The only race Caster Semenya could win fair and square is the three legged race. Transvestigation required. It must be awkward in the relay events... "Dat ain't da baton blud" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Neil said: Lucky cunts Fuck off and toss yourself off in to oblivion (if that's possible). Nothing lucky about the way they played and beat the best teams in the tournament, you fucking know nothing spastic head. The overall best team won...not open for debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 Good morning,absolutely nothing lucky about the 4 runs scored off a diving Stokes in the last over?.Think before you write. Good day. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Good morning,absolutely nothing lucky about the 4 runs scored off a diving Stokes in the last over?.Think before you write. Good day. Cunt! I’m the best on here, Neil. Morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Good morning,absolutely nothing lucky about the 4 runs scored off a diving Stokes in the last over? Luck's all part of the game, though, along with being credited with 6 runs after said ball when by the rules of the game it should only have been 5. Also, how a game that finished with the respective scores of 241/8 versus 241 all out ends up being decided on the number of boundaries, I'm fucked if I can understand. Fortunately, us Jocks know nothing about cricket, and are not at all horrified at the BBC being taken over by cricketing poofs for a few days. I'd still far rather you lot won the cricket than the women's world cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here, Neil. Morning. I'm giving you fair warning. Starting immediately, I am going to systematically start removing all the 'likes' I have awarded you over the last 3 years. I don't give a fuck about being banned. This is a measure of how much you disgust me, you slimy stick insect. Leader board indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: Good morning,absolutely nothing lucky about the 4 runs scored off a diving Stokes in the last over?.Think before you write. Good day. Cunt! About time we had some luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: About time we had some luck. Do you know where I could buy some ‘lucky heather’? I could use some pegs too. The last lot was shit. I must have got the normal heather by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm giving you fair warning. Starting immediately, I am going to systematically start removing all the 'likes' I have awarded you over the last 3 years. I don't give a fuck about being banned. This is a measure of how much you disgust me, you slimy stick insect. Leader board indeed. The truth is, Withers, I can do no wrong. By simply logging in and farting in the general direction of the leaderboard puts me right up there with the top three. Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here, Neil. Morning. One of these statements is true,what time is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: One of these statements is true,what time is it? Neil, you and I are probably the closest on here when it comes to friendship. Knowing how excitable you get on an aeroplane, why don’t you fly over and be my guest at tomorrow night’s gig in Conil? My treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: The truth is, Withers, I can do no wrong. By simply logging in and farting in the general direction of the leaderboard puts me right up there with the top three. Eat shit. I dunno how you've managed a leaderboard position Frank your recent material has been abysmal. I can see glimmers of the vintage Frank I've heard of, however you're still a total cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm giving you fair warning. Starting immediately, I am going to systematically start removing all the 'likes' I have awarded you over the last 3 years. I don't give a fuck about being banned. This is a measure of how much you disgust me, you slimy stick insect. Leader board indeed. I've reinstated the cumulative total so like your past business endeavours your efforts have come to nowt. Try that again and you are off the site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: Good morning,absolutely nothing lucky about the 4 runs scored off a diving Stokes in the last over?.Think before you write. Good day. Cunt! Every team that has ever played sport will get a bit of luck now and then, it's part of sport (any sport).....like i said, the overall best team won. Think before you engage below average brain. Fuck off dumbster Cunt !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Every team that has ever played sport will get a bit of luck now and then, it's part of sport (any sport).....like i said, the overall best team won. Think before you engage below average brain. Fuck off dumbster Cunt !! How rude,dumpster cunt?...you're even shit at insults.Cricket is for irons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Neil, you and I are probably the closest on here when it comes to friendship. Knowing how excitable you get on an aeroplane, why don’t you fly over and be my guest at tomorrow night’s gig in Conil? My treat. I'm going to have to pass I'm afraid,after a lovely lunch at a local Agriturismo and a nicely chilled bottle of Pinot I'm sorry to say Mrs N rather got the hump when I attempted to fart out my gnocchi and instead followed through.I am now in the doghouse or should I say 'casa di cane' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, Neil said: How rude,dumpster cunt?...you're even shit at insults.Cricket is for irons I'm sorry you have a very low IQ. Well, lucky for you, you have a crusty wanksock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Every team that has ever played sport will get a bit of luck now and then, it's part of sport (any sport).....like i said, the overall best team won. Think before you engage below average brain. Fuck off dumbster Cunt !! Just thought I'd clarify a few things here, Bender. Cricket is fucking shit, a tedious game played by sexually suspicious toffs and fat kids not athletic enough to get into the school football team. Fuck off and bore another site with this shit, you utter wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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