Jake The Muss Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Don't make me cross Fender .. you won't like me if I am cross. Yeah that's very true, you might start smelling more than usual...and the usual is fucking excruciating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 55 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Don't make me cross Fender .. you won't like me if I am cross. I don’t think he likes you very much at the best of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I don’t think he likes you very much at the best of times. He is a good friend at times it goes in a circle like his "visible" horizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 22:26, Glowworm said: He is a good friend at times it goes in a circle like his "visible" horizon. NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: NO. YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: YES. CUNT !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 21:01, Jake The Muss said: If i remember Roy started slowly in ODI cricket, so i would be willing to give him a run. There isn't anybody else at the moment to replace him, can you think of any good openers to replace him ? He needs a good innings tomorrow, that Labuschagne bloke is like that bloke in the terminator, (T1000) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 19:55, Glowworm said: Have you sorted that woman yet? More chance of hell freezing over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: He needs a good innings tomorrow, that Labuschagne bloke is like that bloke in the terminator, (T1000) In the 2nd test, he was fucking terrified of Archer. I think the Aussies should drop Kuwacha for Smith for the next test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: He needs a good innings tomorrow, that Labuschagne bloke is like that bloke in the terminator, (T1000) He certainly does, on a more positive note...Archer looks the real deal. He dropped his pace a little from Lords but still managed to destroy the Aussie's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Another fucking disgrace in progress at Headingley. And add to it the exquisite agony of smug Channel Nine presenters grinning under the banner headline “Pomageddon”. Bastards. I’m going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Two mediocre batting teams. Just England are more mediocre than the cheats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 That'll be multi-millionaire cunts to us cricket fans. Oh how I love the genuine sound of leather on willow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Another fucking disgrace in progress at Headingley. And add to it the exquisite agony of smug Channel Nine presenters grinning under the banner headline “Pomageddon”. Bastards. I’m going to bed. Very bad day for English cricket but we did chase 315 at Headingly in 2001. Nothing changes the fact that Australia are proven cheats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Very bad day for English cricket but we did chase 315 at Headingly in 2001. Nothing changes the fact that Australia are proven cheats If every english batsman had 2 lives each they still wouldn't win. That mad eyed cunt who came in for Smith, is fucking boring. But that is what the English batsman have to be. Fucking boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If every english batsman had 2 lives each they still wouldn't win. That mad eyed cunt who came in for Smith, is fucking boring. But that is what the English batsman have to be. Fucking boring. I wouldnt say England are worthy losers, Australia can get the job done where as England cant, its one step forward, two steps back for England. Its going to take a miracle for England to chase 300+ but stranger things have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: He certainly does, on a more positive note...Archer looks the real deal. He dropped his pace a little from Lords but still managed to destroy the Aussie's. All in vain though. I would have batted first, get the runs on the board. The World Cup was a great achievement but I'd rather have had the Ashes, even if it meant losing to the cheats in the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 37 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: All in vain though. I would have batted first, get the runs on the board. The World Cup was a great achievement but I'd rather have had the Ashes, even if it meant losing to the cheats in the final. The world cup is a limited over contest. This is 5 day test cricket. The problem is, is that some of the players are playing in 50 over mode. They don't need to flog every ball to the boundary. Roy isn't an opener in 5 day test cricket by a long shot. Look at Smith and Labuchagne, they leave the good ball outside off stump where our batsman chase it. You can say the same for some of the aussie batsman but the difference is some are scoring 25 to 40 runs and in this series that is good enough. Anyway, I know fuck all about cricket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 How do you like them apples, you cunts? Lowest first innings total since 1948. And you were only gifted the World Cup by an appalling umpire. So you can shut the fuck up about it now. True colours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: How do you like them apples, you cunts? Lowest first innings total since 1948. And you were only gifted the World Cup by an appalling umpire. So you can shut the fuck up about it now. True colours. You fucking wanker. How many Aborigines are playing cricket for Australia? None......because you have genocided the fuckers.. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Cricket's fucking wank. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The world cup is a limited over contest. This is 5 day test cricket. The problem is, is that some of the players are playing in 50 over mode. They don't need to flog every ball to the boundary. Roy isn't an opener in 5 day test cricket by a long shot. Look at Smith and Labuchagne, they leave the good ball outside off stump where our batsman chase it. You can say the same for some of the aussie batsman but the difference is some are scoring 25 to 40 runs and in this series that is good enough. Anyway, I know fuck all about cricket Correct Gyps. Only as a Test Match batsman can you be a Leaver and therefore a Remainer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Everyone knows New Zealanders are cooler than Australians anyway lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 21:19, camberwell gypsy said: The world cup is a limited over contest. This is 5 day test cricket. The problem is, is that some of the players are playing in 50 over mode. They don't need to flog every ball to the boundary. Roy isn't an opener in 5 day test cricket by a long shot. Look at Smith and Labuchagne, they leave the good ball outside off stump where our batsman chase it. You can say the same for some of the aussie batsman but the difference is some are scoring 25 to 40 runs and in this series that is good enough. Anyway, I know fuck all about cricket You know more than the selectors, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 22:46, southerncunt said: How do you like them apples, you cunts? Lowest first innings total since 1948. And you were only gifted the World Cup by an appalling umpire. So you can shut the fuck up about it now. True colours. Piss off you rancid Aussie old fart. England was the best team in the world cup over the whole tournament. Well it might of been an appalling umpire decision.. but at least it wasn't cheating and we thrashed you cunts when it mattered most. Eat dick puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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