King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Most of the Australian team performed like the Geoff Richards all male dance troupe who used to appear on Top of the Pops... Their spinner was a disaster....a cross between Frankie Howard and Liberace... lol. Maybe so but Stokes’s innings was still magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ben Stokes is without doubt the most impressive magician I have ever seen perform. His heroics at the World Cup, followed by today’s magnificent show. And perhaps the most impressive and impossible performance of all, he managed against all odds to get himself acquitted, in this, the age of political correctness, of beating up a couple of poofs, even though the act was captured on cctv. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was filmed walking across Lake Windermere next week. Agreed. Stokes balance and timing was spot on, it's not easy to accurately chin 2 poofs after seven or eight pints. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 25/08/2019 at 19:17, King Billy said: Maybe so but Stokes’s innings was still magnificent. Stokes is a magnificent cricketer but he’s a peasant with his tattoos and inability to string a sentence together.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Stokes is a magnificent cricketer but he’s a peasant with his tattoos and and inability to string a sentence together.. And a ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And a ginger. The vast majority of Australians are peasants. I’m going over there on a golfing jaunt in January to remind them of their lowly social position and status whilst being regally entertained by the convict fuckers... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. Stokes balance and timing was spot on, it's not easy to accurately chin 2 poofs after seven or eight pints. Exactly. Cricket and knocking out benders need basically the same hand/eye coordination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Most of the Australian team performed like the Geoff Richards all male dance troupe who used to appear on Top of the Pops... Their spinner was a disaster....a cross between Frankie Howard and Liberace... lol. Nathan Lyon has really performed badly for Australia 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I listened to it on the verandah. Nice to see Stokes putting that bulb headed cunt Lyon into the stands. About fucking time someone did that. I would drop Lyon from the team if I was Australia captain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking Hell! England are a different cricket team this innings. They’re now bookies favourites to win. About time they woke up. The Aussies are well rattled this morning. Maybe they’ve got a new cheat up their sleeve if it gets to squeaky bum time. Even if Australia do win the Ashes, which they will, todays play will be remembered the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Rolf Harris anyone? Hmmmmhahaaahhmmmmhahaaa can you guess what it is yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hmmmmhahaaahhmmmmhahaaa can you guess what it is yet? You are definitely the corners number one at onomatopoeic mimicry of high profile paedophiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You are definitely the corners number one at onomatopoeic mimicry of high profile paedophiles. Wanna be in my gang my gang my gang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Wanna be in my gang my gang my gang? I’m Freeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m Freeee! The hotel I'm at don't do white Russians. Not fucking happy. Anybody who knows me knows I like slurping a white Russian on holiday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The hotel I'm at don't do white Russians. Not fucking happy. Anybody who knows me knows I like slurping a white Russian on holiday Trollop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Trollop The Dude would not be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 On 25/08/2019 at 19:10, King Billy said: Ben Stokes is without doubt the most impressive magician I have ever seen perform. His heroics at the World Cup, followed by today’s magnificent show. And perhaps the most impressive and impossible performance of all, he managed against all odds to get himself acquitted, in this, the age of political correctness, of beating up a couple of poofs, even though the act was captured on cctv. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was filmed walking across Lake Windermere next week. i'm thinking about hiring Ben Stokes to find the holy grail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: i'm thinking about hiring Ben Stokes to find the holy grail. He could be used to find Southerncunt who has gone missing since the Ashes result.... lol. Dennis Lillee is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He could be used to find Southerncunt who has gone missing since the Ashes result.... lol. Dennis Lillee is a cunt. Southernmuppet is eating treble dick puke that's he has freshly masturbated from a kangaroo's nut sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Southernmuppet is eating treble dick puke that's he has freshly masturbated from a kangaroo's nut sack. Are you a New Zealand muppet ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you a New Zealand muppet ? Might be Punky, you never know on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Southernmuppet is eating treble dick puke that's he has freshly masturbated from a kangaroo's nut sack. The Colonies eh Sevens? 😜 Should have gassed the fuckers after they'd served their prison sentences. In the 1800s we would have got away with it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: The Colonies eh Sevens? 😜 Should have gassed the fuckers after they'd served their prison sentences. In the 1800s we would have got away with it too. Missed the boat there TOT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 25/08/2019 at 19:25, Earl of Punkape said: Stokes is a magnificent cricketer but he’s a peasant with his tattoos and and inability to string a sentence together.. Do you have any tattoos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 26/08/2019 at 21:19, Jake The Muss said: Southernmuppet is eating treble dick puke that's he has freshly masturbated from a kangaroo's nut sack. Sssssh! You're giving away the secret recipe for Fosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sssssh! You're giving away the secret recipe for Fosters. Ya wouldn’t wanna bloody warm one!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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