Major Cunt Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Buscemi was brilliant as Tony Blundetti in the Sopranos. Tony Blundetto was a great character, but Johnny Sac was better IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: I love the Aussie accent and their sense of humour. Although their non PC outlook on life is fast disappearing, like nearly everywhere else in the western snowflake world. I loved the Ashes when Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne were playing. The sound technology was less advanced then and you could hear the banter between the players when they were fielding. You could also hear the fucking abuse they gave the England batsman. Proper nasty, below the belt stuff.You don’t hear that anymore. I don’t think it goes on as much as it did then or at least if it does they must filter or muffle the sounds now for tv. Unfortunately the Aussies and Kiwis have been cursed with the PC politicians disease which has spread across the world faster than the Black Death. Where was I? Oh yeah. Sheila wears the trousers now. Bruce is doing the hoovering wearing stockings and stilettos, with a dildo up his arse. I always remember hearing Alec Stewart behind the stumps giving it to everyone, PC is nothing more than a polite way of being a fascist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I always remember hearing Alec Stewart behind the stumps giving it to everyone, PC is nothing more than a polite way of being a fascist. The real fascists are nearly all on the left of politics nowadays. Corbyn is a fascist. Sorry I meant fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: The real fascists are nearly all on the left of politics nowadays. Corbyn is a fascist. Sorry I meant fuckwit. Corbyn is comedy gold and will be remembered for that...along with my personal favorite Diane Abbott.. The new Abbott & Costello duo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 @Frank I purchased a pair of Wharfdale Diamond 9.1 speakers today, to bring music to a seldom-used room. I’ve been drinking Sauvignon Blanc and listening to Vivaldi guitar concertos most of the evening. Does this make me a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Corbyn is comedy gold and will be remembered for that...along with my personal favorite Diane Abbott.. The new Abbott & Costello duo. Abbot would make a great Home Secretary. If there was no one left alive after a nuke attack because Jeremy wouldn’t press the button. Can you imagine the Prime Minister of the U.K. on the world stage with his CND and stop the war etc etc lapel badges on his sports jacket with leather elbow patches, like Rick from the Young Ones’ only dafter. And the Flabbot sitting behind him furiously tapping away on her Casio calculator, trying to work out how much 2 bottles of Desperado and her tube fare cost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape said: @Frank I purchased a pair of Wharfdale Diamond 9.1 speakers today, to bring music to a seldom-used room. I’ve been drinking Sauvignon Blanc and listening to Vivaldi guitar concertos most of the evening. Does this make me a cunt? No It makes Frank a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, Ape said: @Frank I purchased a pair of Wharfdale Diamond 9.1 speakers today, to bring music to a seldom-used room. I’ve been drinking Sauvignon Blanc and listening to Vivaldi guitar concertos most of the evening. Does this make me a cunt? I think you're trying too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Tony Blundetto was a great character, but Johnny Sac was better IMO. Paulie 'Walnuts' Galtieri. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paulie 'Walnuts' Galtieri. Hilarious. Janice Soprano. What a cuntbreed she was. If she wasn't so pig ugly, i'd fuck her to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Janice Soprano. What a cuntbreed she was. If she wasn't so pig ugly, i'd fuck her to death. I would have fucked Carmela if she promised not to talk in that fucking 'Joysey' accent. One legged Russian bird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have fucked Carmela if she promised not to talk in that fucking 'Joysey' accent. One legged Russian bird? Storksky? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have fucked Carmela if she promised not to talk in that fucking 'Joysey' accent. One legged Russian bird? Adriana La Cerva is a bitch i wouldn't come out of..Meadow Soprano i would bum sex til her anus fell out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Adriana La Cerva is a bitch i wouldn't come out of..Meadow Soprano i would bum sex til her anus fell out. Fuckin hell, I forgot about Adriana. She was hot as fuck in the remake of 'Assault on Precinct 13'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuckin hell, I forgot about Adriana. She was hot as fuck in the remake of 'Assault on Precinct 13'. Who was the hot snatch that Tony Soprano started having an affair with ? She played a bit of a headcase, dark hair and i remember she topped herself in the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Who was the hot snatch that Tony Soprano started having an affair with ? She played a bit of a headcase, dark hair and i remember she topped herself in the series. The bird who sold him a Mercedes. Gloria was the characters name. Dunno who played her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bird who sold him a Mercedes. Gloria was the characters name. Dunno who played her. That's the one Eric, cor blimey, there was some fanny in that series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Frank said: I think you're trying too hard. Ape is rattled. I am riddled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Tony Blundetto was a great character, but Johnny Sac was better IMO. Fucking hell Marjorie! Don’t hold back dear. Tell us all about your “televisual experience”, as Basil Fawlty would have said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell Marjorie! Don’t hold back dear. Tell us all about your “televisual experience”, as Basil Fawlty would have said. Go fuck yourself Judith, coming on here with your Poundland Barry Norman act. Not to mention your love of yank football, you miserable fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Go fuck yourself Judith, coming on here with your Poundland Barry Norman act. Not to mention your love of yank football, you miserable fat cunt. Are you sure you and Judge are not having an extramarital fling MC I sense an undercurrent of sexual electricity between you both. I think it would be a beautiful thing if you were. And I’m not trying to fall out with either of you. I love you both equally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Are you sure you and Judge are not having an extramarital fling MC I sense an undercurrent of sexual electricity between you both. I think it would be a beautiful thing if you were. And I’m not trying to fall out with either of you. I love you both equally. I fucking hate having to give you likes when your up my arse on the leaderboard. It was the last sentence that swung it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fucking hate having to give you likes when your up my arse on the leaderboard. It was the last sentence that swung it. Thought i would give you a like to help keep you ahead of the rest Eric, you can thank me if you want or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Thought i would give you a like to help keep you ahead of the rest Eric, you can thank me if you want or not... Thank you Fender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you Fender. No worries Eric, i was saving some for Frank...but he hasn't been on form this week and is in bed with Ed now, so fuck him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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