Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I miss him missing his tradesman's days Wiz. Not as much as I'd not miss him if he fucked off and died though A bit strong TOT, although it made me laugh. You dirty RAT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. I was 2 out with the Leach prediction. But Root"s two with part time spin, I feel vindicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. our victories always feel ephemeral Gibbo. Fragile even. There isn't the depth and consistency you see from quality sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Ashes are shared P45 for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: I miss him missing his tradesman's days Wiz. Not as much as I'd not miss him if he fucked off and died though Personally, I can't see him as a tradesman. I can see him missing giving the tradesman's entrance of some ugly, neglected, lonely, overweight house wife a seeing to, but not the actual work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 40 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. Could we have an update on "The Woman" .. are you married with five kids yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Could we have an update on "The Woman" .. are you married with five kids yet? No we don't want a fucking update, you are starting to make me feel sick, so kindly fuck off !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: No we don't want a fucking update, you are starting to make me feel sick, so kindly fuck off !! Jake the Wuss. Evening petal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Jake the Wuss. Evening petal... Good evening Spunk-Bubbles, if you haven't anything to say about the cricket today, then remove yourself from fucking sight. Better still, the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Good evening Spunk-Bubbles, if you haven't anything to say about the cricket today, then remove yourself from fucking sight. Better still, the human race. He’s only here cos he heard someone talking about Joes Root and maybe a bum session with Peter Hansome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Personally, I can't see him as a tradesman. I can see him missing giving the tradesman's entrance of some ugly, neglected, lonely, overweight house wife a seeing to, but not the actual work. fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 Paging @PANZER MURPHY to the main forum.... Can you explain why the boyos in green just handed out a bog rat bashing to the world champions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 Congratulations to our alleged Cricket team on surrendering to a mediocre Indian team, losing despite having a near 100 run first innings lead. Fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Congratulations to our alleged Cricket team on surrendering to a mediocre Indian team, losing despite having a near 100 run first innings lead. Fucking useless. That’s the most cruel and heartless comment I’ve ever heard Gypps. Have you any comprehension of the damage to one’s mental health that having a 100 run first innings lead can cause? They’re all heroes imo for making it out for the second innings at all. Sometimes your inhumanity takes my breath away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Congratulations to our alleged Cricket team on surrendering to a mediocre Indian team, losing despite having a near 100 run first innings lead. Fucking useless. Fucking useless indeed We’re going to get slaughtered down under. At least we’ve ditched the three clowns of Sibley Crawley and Lawrence- just got to get rid of Bairstow now who’s completely clueless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking useless indeed We’re going to get slaughtered down under. At least we’ve ditched the three clowns of Sibley Crawley and Lawrence- just got to get rid of Bairstow now who’s completely clueless They knew the oval pitch turns by the 4th day so they should have played Leach or Rashid. At least he can throw the bat. Bairstow's fucked. Stokes will hopefully be available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They knew the oval pitch turns by the 4th day so they should have played Leach or Rashid. At least he can throw the bat. Bairstow's fucked. Stokes will hopefully be available. We wasted the opportunity to bat them out of the game on day 2. If we’d have got 350 plus…. Someone other than root has to be greedy for big tons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: We wasted the opportunity to bat them out of the game on day 2. If we’d have got 350 plus…. Someone other than root has to be greedy for big tons Great batsman but piss poor captain. I'm wondering whether to bring Morgan in as captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Great batsman but piss poor captain. I'm wondering whether to bring Morgan in as captain. No, he not got the nous for test cricket unlike ODIs where he’s brilliant Buttler back for old Trafford so hopefully no more of Bairstow Leach in as well but the curry wallahs can play spin with a stick of rubarb and we’ll be proper fucked if they pick ashwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, he not got the nous for test cricket unlike ODIs where he’s brilliant Buttler back for old Trafford so hopefully no more of Bairstow Leach in as well but the curry wallahs can play spin with a stick of rubarb and we’ll be proper fucked if they pick ashwin Not lately Stubs. Indian batsmen have struggled in the last few years. Panasar, Swann and Lyon have done well against them in Indian. Root has no tactical nous whatsoever. Kholi has out captained him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not lately Stubs. Indian batsmen have struggled in the last few years. Panasar, Swann and Lyon have done well against them in Indian. Root has no tactical nous whatsoever. Kholi has out captained him. Our captained by a cunt, well done Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 What a cracking start by England: Burns bowled by very first ball of the ashes series. 38 for 4. Fucking wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Applescruff might have a genuine reason to hate his lot in life after today’s malaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: Applescruff might have a genuine reason to hate his lot in life after today’s malaise. He can join the fucking queue SC. All we can hope for is a lot of rain in Brisbane and the stupid cunts to actually pick two blokes with 1100 test wickets between them. This Aussie attack looks more dangerous than our batting is shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He can join the fucking queue SC. All we can hope for is a lot of rain in Brisbane and the stupid cunts to actually pick two blokes with 1100 test wickets between them. This Aussie attack looks more dangerous than our batting is shit The Aussies have the luxury of having useless cunt Warner opening. Surprised Labuschagne's been picked. He's been crap with Glamorgan this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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