Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 58 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet your other favourite past time is trainspotting you boring cunt That and winding up people I will never meet nor want to, yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I suppose the loss of 10 wickets in 2 sessions is an improvement on the loss of 10 in one session. Fucking useless pile of boring old wank!! If ever a phrase on the BBC succinctly summed up an entire nation it must be today's, "Another dismal batting collapse". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: If ever a phrase on the BBC succinctly summed up an entire nation it must be today's, "Another dismal batting collapse". I used to hear this a lot when killing seals in Canada CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I suppose the loss of 10 wickets in 2 sessions is an improvement on the loss of 10 in one session. Fucking useless pile of boring old wank!! They were on about whether it should be Hameed or Jennings that open with Cook from now on, I would drop Cook and have them two opening together. Apparently 477 is the highest ever first innings score for a team to then go on and lose by an innings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 @Admin Can't you move this shit to Open Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 12/19/2016 at 8:53 PM, applescruff14 said: Bit of both really but India are doctoring the wickets to get a high score, West Indies did the same in 2009. We do it in this country as well, as do all test playing nations, it's called home advantage and if the touring side is high quality then they will win on any surface. England are not high quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 On 21/12/2016 at 11:04 PM, Fender777 said: We do it in this country as well, as do all test playing nations, it's called home advantage and if the touring side is high quality then they will win on any surface. England are not high quality. That's very true, 2017 is looking like a bad year for English cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 On 21/12/2016 at 11:04 PM, Fender777 said: We do it in this country as well, as do all test playing nations, it's called home advantage and if the touring side is high quality then they will win on any surface. England are not high quality. Going to get hammered Down Under next winter, they are tearing into Pakistan ?? Ashes will be gone on Day 3 in the Perth test which is December 16th 2017 so that means in 356 days the Ashes will be gone. I think 5-0 again, can't see any other outcome. We are 507 days into being the holders so 863 days is better than their 600, that's the only positive thing to come out of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Scruffs.... it's all going horribly wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Scruffs.... it's all going horribly wrong! When the first test gets going in Brisbane on 23rd November you will certainly be able to say that, on December 16th the Ashes will be gone. It's looking like I will lose my job in 2017 and lose the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 7 hours ago, applescruff14 said: When the first test gets going in Brisbane on 23rd November you will certainly be able to say that, on December 16th the Ashes will be gone. It's looking like I will lose my job in 2017 and lose the Ashes. You've lived a sad and troubled life haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You've lived a sad and troubled life haven't you? At times I have but through no fault of my own, other people's cuntishness being the main reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: At times I have but through no fault of my own, other people's cuntishness being the main reason. The void period between Christmas and New Year has by far the highest suicide rate. Can you give me one good reason why you should put yourself through another year of this shit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 39 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: At times I have but through no fault of my own, other people's cuntishness being the main reason. Think of INGERLAND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 On 12/26/2016 at 10:45 AM, applescruff14 said: Going to get hammered Down Under next winter, they are tearing into Pakistan ?? Ashes will be gone on Day 3 in the Perth test which is December 16th 2017 so that means in 356 days the Ashes will be gone. I think 5-0 again, can't see any other outcome. We are 507 days into being the holders so 863 days is better than their 600, that's the only positive thing to come out of it all. Plenty to look forward to then...i can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 On 26/12/2016 at 10:45 AM, applescruff14 said: Going to get hammered Down Under next winter, they are tearing into Pakistan ?? Ashes will be gone on Day 3 in the Perth test which is December 16th 2017 so that means in 356 days the Ashes will be gone. I think 5-0 again, can't see any other outcome. We are 507 days into being the holders so 863 days is better than their 600, that's the only positive thing to come out of it all. What the fuck does that actually mean? Anything? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 9 hours ago, Fender777 said: Plenty to look forward to then...i can't wait. I'm not looking forward to them smug cunts winnings, arse end of the world ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: What the fuck does that actually mean? Anything? No? You wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: What the fuck does that actually mean? Anything? No? That you are annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: You wouldn't understand. How many sleeps till next Christmas then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: How many sleeps till next Christmas then? Not many more than Australia winning the Ashes. A better question would be how many sleeps until I lose my job, certainly not many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 21/12/2016 at 11:04 PM, Fender777 said: We do it in this country as well, as do all test playing nations, it's called home advantage and if the touring side is high quality then they will win on any surface. England are not high quality. Ashes have gone with Root's appointment as captain, not even worth the team boarding the plane ✈️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Ashes have gone with Root's appointment as captain, not even worth the team boarding the plane ✈️ I would have made Broad captain as he's unlikely to play much more ODI stuff ever again, seems still to be a real force with the ball, if not a match winner with every spell but solid and miserly (maidens=wickets). Wether he has a good cricket brain, a couldn't comment, but Root plays all three forms, should be captain for a long time, but not now. If he stops consistently scoring there's no other go to men in the middle order. Hammed and Jennings look pretty good but they ain't going to play 20 tests before the first conker at the Gabba. Unfortunately we've got to hope the Aussies are still selecting shit players come November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 13/02/2017 at 10:13 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I would have made Broad captain as he's unlikely to play much more ODI stuff ever again, seems still to be a real force with the ball, if not a match winner with every spell but solid and miserly (maidens=wickets). Wether he has a good cricket brain, a couldn't comment, but Root plays all three forms, should be captain for a long time, but not now. If he stops consistently scoring there's no other go to men in the middle order. Hammed and Jennings look pretty good but they ain't going to play 20 tests before the first conker at the Gabba. Unfortunately we've got to hope the Aussies are still selecting shit players come November. I would have had Broad, it's going to completely mess up Roots game, he's a brilliant batsman and can bowl but he's not a leader. The Ashes have gone with that decision, even if Australia are picking shit players in November, us having a shit captain will give them the edge, especially in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 58 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I would have had Broad, it's going to completely mess up Roots game, he's a brilliant batsman and can bowl but he's not a leader. The Ashes have gone with that decision, even if Australia are picking shit players in November, us having a shit captain will give them the edge, especially in Australia. Have faith brother, remember the Aussies are very, very shit. Take Warner, Smith and Strac out and there not much else. We however, have some quality fast bowlers, looks like we finally found a top 3. I'd move Bairstow up to 6 and play Buttler as keeper-he's far to good a player to leave out, look at what de kock does for the saffas and Mcullum did. Moeen needs to grow a pair though if he's batting at 5. How about this: Cook, Hameed, Jennings, Root, Bairstow, Stokes, Buttler, Moeen, Woakes, Broad, Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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