Guest Snatch Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Asking Apple. So what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: So what. You asked .. I replied. If you don't want a reply don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You asked .. I replied. If you don't want a reply don't ask. Will you be upping your game in the new year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 33 minutes ago, Snatch said: Will you be upping your game in the new year? No, just her price! Cash up front before any gumming action of the knob shall commence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 50 minutes ago, Snatch said: Will you be upping your game in the new year? No .. will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: No .. will you? I'll never get a bad as what you have been posting this past few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 27 minutes ago, Snatch said: I'll never get a bad as what you have been posting this past few weeks. How do you know .. hardly post any noms or make any interesting comments .. all you do is whinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How do you know .. hardly post any noms or make any interesting comments .. all you do is whinge. You are the LAST cunt who should be running their gob about post quality or noms. Even Punkape is better than you. Kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: In the first 3 tests we had opportunities but failed to grab the key moments and let the Aussies run away with it. Their victories were inflated and their bowling looks shite without starc who's top gun. We'll beat them over here as they can't play swing and seam. It was a shit squad who played pointless warm up games agains virtually the same 3 sides with little or no first class players. They should have been out there weeks earlier playing proper games against tough opponents. If the ACB wouldn't accommodate then play the warm up games in South Africa in similar conditions. When the convicts come here give them a couple of warm up vs county second elevens on cabbage patch wickets We'll win in Sydney if we get smith cheaply They were inflated I agree, the whole series has been a farce. They are no better than what we are. I've got this feeling they will win the next series in England, its going to be like it was before where they dominate every match. 4-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 18 hours ago, nocti said: Can you imagine what that cunt would look like in a graveyard at night? Like that woman in my local shop that night, haven't seen her since thank goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just now, applescruff14 said: Like that woman in my local shop that night, haven't seen her since thank goodness. Do you have a metaphor that compares her to the woman that you actually want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, nocti said: Do you have a metaphor that compares her to the woman that you actually want? Rolf Harris to Rembrandt Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Be good if we could get 2018 off to a winning start and win in Sydney but its unlikely although we did in 2003 and 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: In the first 3 tests we had opportunities but failed to grab the key moments and let the Aussies run away with it. Their victories were inflated and their bowling looks shite without starc who's top gun. We'll beat them over here as they can't play swing and seam. It was a shit squad who played pointless warm up games agains virtually the same 3 sides with little or no first class players. They should have been out there weeks earlier playing proper games against tough opponents. If the ACB wouldn't accommodate then play the warm up games in South Africa in similar conditions. When the convicts come here give them a couple of warm up vs county second elevens on cabbage patch wickets We'll win in Sydney if we get smith cheaply Australia are Tigers at home, pussies away. Their fucking rugby union side are crap as well. Let them have their moment. We'll hammer them in the one dayers and T20s in the summer and the South Africans will hand their arses to them on a plate before they get here. They can shove the ashes urn up their arses. Barry Humphries is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: How do you know .. hardly post any noms or make any interesting comments .. all you do is whinge. Just look at the comments you get every time you post something. You've lost the fucking plot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: Just look at the comments you get every time you post something. You've lost the fucking plot. Fuck off. From an outsiders point of view you pair of cunts spend a lot of time in a thread about cricket considering you both hate sports..... just fuck already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, Snowflake said: From an outsiders point of view you pair of cunts spend a lot of time in a thread about cricket considering you both hate sports..... just fuck already. That's not cricket Snowie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Just look at the comments you get every time you post something. You've lost the fucking plot. Fuck off. Pot calling electric kettle black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 01/01/2018 at 2:58 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Australia are Tigers at home, pussies away. Their fucking rugby union side are crap as well. Let them have their moment. We'll hammer them in the one dayers and T20s in the summer and the South Africans will hand their arses to them on a plate before they get here. They can shove the ashes urn up their arses. Barry Humphries is a cunt Maybe but I think the Ashes are going to go like they did before where Australia dominate every test. They will win the one dayers and this test in Sydney once the rain clears. I take your word for it that their Rugby Union side are crap as I'm not really a Rugby person. The convicts are in England this summer for a few games, another lost series. They can shove their Urn that they cheated to win as we have the real one anyway and we still hold the Ashes in England as we were the last side to win an Ashes series here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Never mind about all that poofy cricket bollocks Apple. What about the deep shit Sheffield Wednesday are in? A fucking up his own arse foreign owner ( nothing unusual there ) appointing Katrien Meire as CEO! I have vast experience of this lady and I can assure you your club is in big fucking trouble. If you think Yoko was a cunt you ain’t seen nothing yet! I almost feel sorry for you but I am just so happy that this useless bitch has attached herself to some other poor bastards. You’re fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Never mind about all that poofy cricket bollocks Apple. What about the deep shit Sheffield Wednesday are in? A fucking up his own arse foreign owner ( nothing unusual there ) appointing Katrien Meire as CEO! I have vast experience of this lady and I can assure you your club is in big fucking trouble. If you think Yoko was a cunt you ain’t seen nothing yet! I almost feel sorry for you but I am just so happy that this useless bitch has attached herself to some other poor bastards. You’re fucked. I've just been reading about her, she certainly isnt a big hit with the Charlton fans, some even turned up at her house in Belgium when Charlton were relegated. Ticket sales dropped and various other things when she was there. I wouldn't say no to a bit of her outside football though. They won't ever make the Premiership anyway, too inconsistent. A daunting trip to Sheff Utd next week which is another defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 28/12/2017 at 7:34 AM, Stubby Pecker said: We saw what batting homos the convicts are in Adelaide we failed to win the key moments and when the Aussie cunts did we couldn't counter them, stokes would have been the man at these times, the stupid piss head! Cunts!!!!! Wobbling already in this test. These pink stumps are something to do with that prat McGrath, everything he said about England and the English, he marries an English woman. Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 28/12/2017 at 7:49 AM, Albert Ross said: An overnight declaration would would give England two extra overs to try and get the convicts out, or give them two extra overs to score, as they've won the series they could bat like a one dayer. Been to the SCG but I didn't think it was anything special. I would juggle it around and not have it as the New Year test anymore and perhaps change Melbourne from the Boxing Day Slot as well. It changes in England so why not Australia as its all old hat now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Never mind about all that poofy cricket bollocks Apple. You get all upset and cry when we call footballists poofs and here you are calling cricket poofy. Fuck off you big girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: You get all upset and cry when we call footballists poofs and here you are calling cricket poofy. Fuck off you big girl. That was men’s talk between me and Apple. No need for you to butt and In like a nosy old woman. Go and hang the washing out before it starts raining again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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