Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 On 14 January 2018 at 1:14 AM, Fender777 said: Fuck me Stubby, Sydney was the biggest defeat of the series, a truly fucking awful game, i never watched it all. Yep, we got anally stretched a good un. Fuck the tests, we'll win the one dayers easy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yep, we got anally stretched a good un. Fuck the tests, we'll win the one dayers easy Cricket is absolute fucking gayness. As shite as baseball is, this is even worse. It’s like gay baseball. They should call it gayball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cricket is absolute fucking gayness. As shite as baseball is, this is even worse. It’s like gay baseball. They should call it gayball. Watch your mouth sonny boy, cricket is the peak of human evolution. You'd made a good tail ender, happy to inspect a batsmanship middle wicket etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cricket is absolute fucking gayness. As shite as baseball is, this is even worse. It’s like gay baseball. They should call it gayball. I don't mind a bit of cricket. The problem with the game is that successive governments have been so scared of the power of the Murdoch family that in order to get their support they have allowed it be become a private game for Sky customers only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Watch your mouth sonny boy, cricket is the peak of human evolution. You'd made a good tail ender, happy to inspect a batsmanship middle wicket etc etc Utter gayness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I don't mind a bit of cricket. The problem with the game is that successive governments have been so scared of the power of the Murdoch family that in order to get their support they have allowed it be become a private game for Sky customers only. Piss of with your stick it to the man crap rick, this is where me and apple slag off those Aussie cuntbreeds. Crickets not even on sky this winter you twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Utter gayness. I admit, there are gay elements to cricket to not the same degree as football which is bentness and sausaging to a t. Do you want to go camping together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Absolutely - Patagonia - meet you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Absolutely - Patagonia - meet you there? Torres del paine? Is it ok if I invite @Rick_B and take it in turns to recite passages from Wisden between searching for puma scats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 It’s on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It’s on. I say we go by ship, wear straw boaters and throw rick overboard when we enter a particularly sharky bit of ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 @Quincy Cockfingers, by the powers invested in me by the clique, I banish you from our ancient and esteemed society. Your crime, of which you are guilty as charged, is a sustained, flagrant and sickeningly cordial gay love-in with Stubby Pecker. Your heinous actions span multiple noms, numerous comments and several days. In your own words, when you used to be someone on here, "watery shite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: I don't mind a bit of cricket. The problem with the game is that successive governments have been so scared of the power of the Murdoch family that in order to get their support they have allowed it be become a private game for Sky customers only. It’s on BT Sport in the U.K., Richard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Quincy Cockfingers, by the powers invested in me by the clique, I banish you from our ancient and esteemed society. Your crime, of which you are guilty as charged, is a sustained, flagrant and sickeningly cordial gay love-in with Stubby Pecker. Your heinous actions span multiple noms, numerous comments and several days. In your own words, when you used to be someone on here, "watery shite". Shut the fuck up , you scrawny little whelp. I can’t help it if stubby flicks jizz at me. @Stubby Pecker: contain yourself. You leg humping antics have been noted. You must now take Stickers down, the guantlet has slapped you in the face and it is up to you what happens next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut the fuck up , you scrawny little whelp. I can’t help it if stubby flicks jizz at me. @Stubby Pecker: contain yourself. You leg humping antics have been noted. You must now take Stickers down, the guantlet has slapped you in the face and it is up to you what happens next. Stubby will go down his usual route of immediately making declarations of sweeping victory nobody else is buying. I think he got most of his techniques from a Kim Jong Il autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 A-a-a-a-a-nyway.... Jason Roy eh? Eh? Eh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut the fuck up , you scrawny little whelp. I can’t help it if stubby flicks jizz at me. @Stubby Pecker: contain yourself. You leg humping antics have been noted. You must now take Stickers down, the guantlet has slapped you in the face and it is up to you what happens next. 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby will go down his usual route of immediately making declarations of sweeping victory nobody else is buying. I think he got most of his techniques from a Kim Jong Il autobiography. Calm down you pair of benders. Light hearted banter between two very heterosexual men is only natural and right. Most of the gayness is due to Quincy and any on my part can be blamed on max strength cold and flu tablets washed down with port and whiskey I really don't have the heart to put the boot into thickers again as victory is assured, besides, after his elbow deep fisting and 100% humiliation at the hands of @Mrs Roops I'm actually feeling sorry for the ugly little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I really don't have the heart to put the boot into thickers again as victory is assured All hail glorious leader Kim Jong Stubby, eternal victor with record crop yields and excellent submarine technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut the fuck up , you scrawny little whelp. I can’t help it if stubby flicks jizz at me. @Stubby Pecker: contain yourself. You leg humping antics have been noted. You must now take Stickers down, the guantlet has slapped you in the face and it is up to you what happens next. Hand in your badge and gun and get the fuck out of my town. You're done here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: All hail glorious leader Kim Jong Stubby, eternal victor with record crop yields and excellent submarine technology. Thank you young William, I knew you'd eventually submit to my superior doctrine and for this you will be spared, to live as my, and quincy's slave. He will want to bugger you senseless most days however. Meanwhile in the real world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Hand in your badge and gun and get the fuck out of my town. You're done here. “Hand in your vadge dripping cum and by Fuck I have downs”. speak up, you stuttering fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thank you young William, I knew you'd eventually submit to my superior doctrine and for this you will be spared, to live as my, and quincy's slave. He will want to bugger you senseless most days however. Meanwhile in the real world Take that Stickers bird down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 11 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby will go down his usual route of immediately making declarations of sweeping victory nobody else is buying. I think he got most of his techniques from a Kim Jong Il autobiography. I’m still annoyed at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: “Hand in your vadge dripping cum and by Fuck I have downs”. speak up, you stuttering fuck you. Downs? You're placing your new alliance with Stubby at high risk with such vile attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 Get down I’m sorry about the tone and content. Father, forgive me....I am a worm.... Whats the script D-dogg, what’s the word, what’s going downs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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