scotty Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: What the hell did you cunts do to Darren Kenton? Gave him the mumps and then put him to sleep. Well, I say "put to sleep", I mean we made him train under Paul Sturrock. It's not easy doing horseshoe runs while breathing the stale fumes of 3am vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: Quite. While I can well understand the antipathy on here towards football, the baffling tolerance of cricket, possibly the most tedious waste of time ever devised by upper class inbreds, never ceases to amaze me. A game invented, played by, and watched by Grade A cunts. Fuck off. Lol How fucking dare you call Apple a Grade A+ Cunt !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Fender777 said: How fucking dare you call Apple a Grade A+ Cunt !! I know. It's like beating a crippled puppy, but somehow it feels so right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-5539841/Bancroft-charged-ball-tampering-Smith-admits-planned-it.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-5539841/Bancroft-charged-ball-tampering-Smith-admits-planned-it.html Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. @southerncunt????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. @southerncunt????? The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption that "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. @southerncunt????? All Australians are lying cheating filth. The Ashes series should now be terminated and all Australians living in the U.K. should be repatriated. @southerncuntshould be fucked off from this site as well. Convict scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: All Australians are lying cheating filth. The Ashes series should now be terminated and all Australians living in the U.K. should be repatriated. @southerncuntshould be fucked off from this site as well. Convict scum. It's all a load of over the top faggot shit. Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating. Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece. Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's all a load of over the top faggot shit. Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating. Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece. Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in. Fuck off. Australians are devious, detestable vagabonds.Cheating at cricket is only a fraction of their disreputable and soiled nature. Get stuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It's all a load of over the top faggot shit. Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating. Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece. Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in. Fuck off. I have a 36" Honda hedge cutter. I would just love to tamper with your balls. Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Australians are devious, detestable vagabonds.Cheating at cricket is only a fraction of their disreputable and soiled nature. Get stuffed. Australians have been sucking the yank's cocks since post wwII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption that "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs. "They're role models to kids" Precisely - they invented cheating and whingeing too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. @southerncunt????? Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught You’re a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: You’re a fucking disgrace. Has Stephen Hawking arrived in heaven yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Has Stephen Hawking arrived in heaven yet? I’ve no idea.... Why do you ask ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve no idea.... Why do you ask ? I do believe that he was a keen golfer .. do you know what his handicap was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: I do believe that he was a keen golfer .. do you know what his handicap was? Dribbling on his golf ball ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught True, every team is probably at it and funny it was against the safas whose skipper, du pliese, has been caught twice! The only reason they fessed up is that they got caught and I suspect lengthy bans for smith and that little shitcunt warner and the coach to be sacked. As for the sledging bullshit they've moaned about- if you can't take it, don't give it and don't tell tales out of school. I find it a bit rich for Lehman to moan about abuse from fans when he publicly urged Aussie supporters to have a go at broad for not walking when his players would nick off to third slip and wait for the umpire. I guess it's one rule for the pious "we never step over the line" Aussies and another for the rest. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch and I'm sure the Aussie public are fuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 25/03/2018 at 8:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. @southerncunt????? Do the one thing that will hurt Australia the most, give England back the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 26/03/2018 at 1:56 PM, Stubby Pecker said: True, every team is probably at it and funny it was against the safas whose skipper, du pliese, has been caught twice! The only reason they fessed up is that they got caught and I suspect lengthy bans for smith and that little shitcunt warner and the coach to be sacked. As for the sledging bullshit they've moaned about- if you can't take it, don't give it and don't tell tales out of school. I find it a bit rich for Lehman to moan about abuse from fans when he publicly urged Aussie supporters to have a go at broad for not walking when his players would nick off to third slip and wait for the umpire. I guess it's one rule for the pious "we never step over the line" Aussies and another for the rest. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch and I'm sure the Aussie public are fuming Not being biased but I'm not convinced Broad was out in 2013. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 24 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Do the one thing that will hurt Australia the most, give England back the Ashes. GIVE the Ashes? You socialist little cunt! They have to earn the Ashes. If they can't win and claim the prize properly, they can fuck off to a farm field for a cottaging festival. Bunch of poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 27 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Not being biased but I'm not convinced Broad was out in 2013. Apple you malingering cumfart, where the fuck have you been (or who have you been more like...) I guess trying to pull that bird who looked like Steve smith you once talked to or looking for another job after revealing your underwear? On a more happy note, I hope warner gets "coolered" and is forced to be the bitch of some serial arse rapping sheep shearing miscreant banged up for marsupial shagging crimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Apple you malingering cumfart, where the fuck have you been (or who have you been more like...) I guess trying to pull that bird who looked like Steve smith you once talked to or looking for another job after revealing your underwear? On a more happy note, I hope warner gets "coolered" and is forced to be the bitch of some serial arse rapping sheep shearing miscreant banged up for marsupial shagging crimes Abuse me all you like but it doesn't alter the fact its bad times for Australian cricket and England should be given back the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 25/03/2018 at 10:58 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Australians have been sucking the yank's cocks since post wwII. I think you need to edit the above post, try removing the "post" from "since post wwII". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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