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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

What the hell did you cunts do to Darren Kenton?

Gave him the mumps and then put him to sleep. 

Well, I say "put to sleep", I mean we made him train under Paul Sturrock. It's not easy doing horseshoe runs while breathing the stale fumes of 3am vodka. 

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6 hours ago, scotty said:

Quite. While I can well understand the antipathy on here towards football, the baffling tolerance of cricket, possibly the most tedious waste of time ever devised by upper class inbreds,  never ceases to amaze me. A game invented, played by, and watched by Grade A cunts. 

Fuck off. 

Lol

 

How fucking dare you call Apple a Grade A+ Cunt !!

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14 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

How fucking dare you call Apple a Grade A+ Cunt !!

I know.

It's like beating a crippled puppy, but somehow it feels so right. 

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12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. 

@southerncunt?????

The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption  that  "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs.

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35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. 

@southerncunt?????

All Australians are lying cheating filth.

The Ashes series should now be terminated and all Australians living in the U.K. should be repatriated.

@southerncuntshould be fucked off from this site as well. 

Convict scum.

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8 minutes ago, Punkape said:

All Australians are lying cheating filth.

The Ashes series should now be terminated and all Australians living in the U.K. should be repatriated.

@southerncuntshould be fucked off from this site as well. 

Convict scum.

It's all a load of over the top faggot shit.

Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating.

Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece.

Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in.

Fuck off.

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5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's all a load of over the top faggot shit.

Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating.

Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece.

Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in.

Fuck off.

Australians are devious, detestable vagabonds.Cheating at cricket is only a fraction of their disreputable and soiled nature.

Get stuffed.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

It's all a load of over the top faggot shit.

Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating.

Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece.

Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in.

Fuck off.

I have a 36" Honda hedge cutter. I would just love to tamper with your balls. Just fuck off.

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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Australians are devious, detestable vagabonds.Cheating at cricket is only a fraction of their disreputable and soiled nature.

Get stuffed.

Australians have been sucking the yank's cocks since post wwII.

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11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said:

The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption  that  "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs.

"They're role models to kids"

Precisely - they invented cheating and whingeing too

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12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. 

@southerncunt?????

Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught

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18 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught

You’re a fucking disgrace.

 

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5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I’ve no idea....

Why do you ask ?

I do believe that he was a keen golfer .. do you know what his handicap was?

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7 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said:

I do believe that he was a keen golfer .. do you know what his handicap was?

Dribbling on his golf ball ?

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4 hours ago, southerncunt said:

Not our finest moment. It's common as muck, but we were stupid enough to get caught

True, every team is probably at it and funny it was against the safas whose skipper, du pliese, has been caught twice! The only reason they fessed up is that they got caught and I suspect lengthy bans for smith and that little shitcunt warner and the coach to be sacked. As for the sledging bullshit they've moaned about- if you can't take it, don't give it and don't tell tales out of school. I find it a bit rich for Lehman to moan about abuse from fans when he publicly urged Aussie supporters to have a go at broad for not walking when his players would nick off to third slip and wait for the umpire. I guess it's one rule for the pious "we never step over the line" Aussies and another for the rest. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch and I'm sure the Aussie public are fuming 

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On 25/03/2018 at 8:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. 

@southerncunt?????

Do the one thing that will hurt Australia the most, give England back the Ashes. 

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On 26/03/2018 at 1:56 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

True, every team is probably at it and funny it was against the safas whose skipper, du pliese, has been caught twice! The only reason they fessed up is that they got caught and I suspect lengthy bans for smith and that little shitcunt warner and the coach to be sacked. As for the sledging bullshit they've moaned about- if you can't take it, don't give it and don't tell tales out of school. I find it a bit rich for Lehman to moan about abuse from fans when he publicly urged Aussie supporters to have a go at broad for not walking when his players would nick off to third slip and wait for the umpire. I guess it's one rule for the pious "we never step over the line" Aussies and another for the rest. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch and I'm sure the Aussie public are fuming 

Not being biased but I'm not convinced Broad was out in 2013.

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24 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

Do the one thing that will hurt Australia the most, give England back the Ashes. 

GIVE the Ashes?  You socialist little cunt!  They  have to earn the Ashes.  If they can't win and claim the prize properly, they can fuck off to a farm field for a cottaging festival.  Bunch of poofs.  

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27 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

Not being biased but I'm not convinced Broad was out in 2013.

Apple you malingering cumfart, where the fuck have you been (or who have you been more like...) 

I guess trying to pull that bird who looked like Steve smith you once talked to or looking for another job after revealing your underwear?

On a more happy note, I hope warner gets "coolered" and is forced to be the bitch of some serial arse rapping sheep shearing miscreant banged up for marsupial shagging crimes 

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9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Apple you malingering cumfart, where the fuck have you been (or who have you been more like...) 

I guess trying to pull that bird who looked like Steve smith you once talked to or looking for another job after revealing your underwear?

On a more happy note, I hope warner gets "coolered" and is forced to be the bitch of some serial arse rapping sheep shearing miscreant banged up for marsupial shagging crimes 

Abuse me all you like but it doesn't alter the fact its bad times for Australian cricket and England should be given back the Ashes. 

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On 25/03/2018 at 10:58 PM, EreptileDysfunction said:

Australians have been sucking the yank's cocks since post wwII.

I think you need to edit the above post, try removing the "post" from "since post wwII".

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