Cuntybaws Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: The Champions League is getting as predicable as the Scottish Premiership, more chance of Liverpool winning this game than there is neither Rangers or Celtic winning the title next season. It's beyond science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's beyond science. Liverpool were never going to win this match, too much experience and class to contend with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's beyond science. It’s not science, it’s alchemy. Scottish football has been turning base metal into gold for decades. Ayr v Kilmarnock, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Liverpool were never going to win this match, too much experience and class to contend with. The Liverpool keeper has had more balls through his hands than Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: The Champions League is getting as predicable as the Scottish Premiership, more chance of Liverpool winning this game than there is neither Rangers or Celtic winning the title next season. death to Gibson and his little pixies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Going back to the cricket, may we see a repeat of Headingley 1981? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 On 5/26/2018 at 6:40 PM, applescruff14 said: Needs to be dropped, a good fightback by these two at the crease but just delaying the inevitable. What would be your 11 in batting order ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: What would be your 11 in batting order ? Considering its fucking cricket, that should be BOTTING order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 Pakistan: 79 for 7 at the time of posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Pakistan: 79 for 7 at the time of posting. Albert: 1468 for 184 at the time of posting. Wanker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Albert: 1468 for 184 at the time of posting. Wanker. It’s got to be up there in terms of all time worst ratios. I reckon scabies did better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s got to be up there in terms of all time worst ratios. I reckon scabies did better. The little prick needs running through the Cunt Index algorithm, to mathematically demonstrate what a stupid fucking wanker he is. Not that there’s any doubt that he’s a stupid fucking wanker. ‘Eavens would also score badly, for the very same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s got to be up there in terms of all time worst ratios. I reckon scabies did better. 11.4%. And at least 80% of that is sympathy likes from Pen. Take that away and what you're left with is the corner equivalent of a muscular dystrophy afflicted Eddie the Eagle. Probably the only human being whose potential is eclipsed by that of his own placenta. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Pakistan: 79 for 7 at the time of posting. Update Pakistan: 174 all out England: 106 for 2. England's best day for 18 months? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 On 6/1/2018 at 4:40 PM, Wolfie said: Albert: 1468 for 184 at the time of posting. Wanker. On 6/1/2018 at 8:50 PM, Eric Cuntman said: 11.4%. And at least 80% of that is sympathy likes from Pen. Take that away and what you're left with is the corner equivalent of a muscular dystrophy afflicted Eddie the Eagle. Probably the only human being whose potential is eclipsed by that of his own placenta. I would say 100% is sympathy votes from Lady Piss, all she is doing is liking her own abomination of another one of her ID's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 @applescruff14, @Fender777, may I suggest you skip the preamble and jump straight to 4:30 or thereabouts and tell me just exactly what the fuck happened? Your boys took one hell of a beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: @applescruff14, @Fender777, may I suggest you skip the preamble and jump straight to 4:30 or thereabouts and tell me just exactly what the fuck happened? Your boys took one hell of a beating. That didn't take long you gloating wanker. Care to post any videos of scotchlands recent defeats to the likes of Namibia and UAE? To be fair they deserved it and England should play more games against Scotland and Ireland. Good luck in the cricket World Cup next summer and in the footy in Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Lord Beaverbrook (eh?), Winston Churchill, Norman Wisdom's Cock, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Atlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Being humilated by the sweaty socks is a new all time low. World #1 50 over team my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Scotland have a cricket team? How comes England don't have one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 On 6/10/2018 at 9:45 PM, Cuntybaws said: @applescruff14, @Fender777, may I suggest you skip the preamble and jump straight to 4:30 or thereabouts and tell me just exactly what the fuck happened? Your boys took one hell of a beating. The jocks won CB, not a lot to say about it, but my other half can't stand cricket but enjoyed this result..as she is a jockess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Fender777 said: The jocks won CB, not a lot to say about it, but my other half can't stand cricket but enjoyed this result..as she is a jockess. Never fucking mind that shite 7s, I had the great pleasure of watching those Aussie shitcunts loose at cricket, rugby and football all on the same day. @southerncunt explain yourself and your piss weak sporting cuntrymen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fucking mind that shite 7s, I had the great pleasure of watching those Aussie shitcunts loose at cricket, rugby and football all on the same day. @southerncunt explain yourself and your piss weak sporting cuntrymen Be fair Stubbs. Australia gave us the worlds greatest ever sport, Aussie rules football, they chuck a ball around for a few minutes, then have a brutal 10 minute punch up, then repeat until the end. Fucking brilliant entertainment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be fair Stubbs. Australia gave us the worlds greatest ever sport, Aussie rules football, they chuck a ball around for a few minutes, then have a brutal 10 minute punch up, then repeat until the end. Fucking brilliant entertainment. I watched a couple of AFL games when I was over there, couldn't understand what the fuck was going on, just mullets and stupidly tight shorts bordering on gay. I think it's Gaelic football on a cricket field, hence the reason no cunt except Aussies and bog rats know the rules. Best bit was when a commentator described one of the abo players as "Black as a dogs guts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fucking mind that shite 7s, I had the great pleasure of watching those Aussie shitcunts loose at cricket, rugby and football all on the same day. @southerncunt explain yourself and your piss weak sporting cuntrymen I got great pleasure in those beatings the convicts took as well, 5-0 in the ODI series i reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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