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On 10/30/2016 at 6:16 PM, applescruff14 said:

That was a fucking disgrace to say the least, a captain who hasn't got a clue, a number four who shouldn't have been on the plane and our options are so shite we played a spinner in the first test (that we nearly lost) who had missed 143 tests. Credit to Bangladesh but it was an inexperienced and experimental England side, that's not the proper England they beat.

England played like alleyway whores, i miss my tradesman days.

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On 29/10/2016 at 9:00 AM, Jiggerycock said:

The Curse of Applescruff works!

Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time.

Cook is still a cunt though

Going to get beat heavily in ?? 

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I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers.

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10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers.

It was, last time England toured India ?? in the cricket I was out of work, something that could quite easily be the case this time round.

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10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers.

It was, last time England toured India ?? in the cricket I was out of work, something that could quite easily be the case this time round.

SA are giving Australia a bit of a torrid time down under so there is hope for us next winter, they can be put on the back foot and possibly beaten.

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1 hour ago, applescruff14 said:

If that prat Cook had reviewed that, he'd still be at the crease.

First Pen, now you. They say boring cunts come in threes so I'm eagerly awaiting the resurrection of Withers.

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26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

First Pen, now you. They say boring cunts come in threes so I'm eagerly awaiting the resurrection of Withers.

These two at the crease are putting on a bit of a show so hope yet.

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On 03/08/2016 at 2:07 PM, Jiggerycock said:

I like to see England do well - but I want that boring, devious prick of a captain of ours to fuck right off slowly.

Troubling times therefore.

Probably will after this series, he started off in India and will finish in India.

Once Moeen is out the innings will collapse, I'm expecting India to get at least 500 in their innings, could just escape with a draw.

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On 29/10/2016 at 9:00 AM, Jiggerycock said:

The Curse of Applescruff works!

Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time.

Cook is still a cunt though

Did all that to get 117 and just stood there and got bowled, won't be long until India are batting now.

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2 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Did all that to get 117 and just stood there and got bowled, won't be long until India are batting now.

Good morning Apple .. how is your love life?

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2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Good morning Apple .. how is your love life?

I expect he's sitting on it now, getting it completely numb for his morning wank.

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17 minutes ago, Ape said:

I expect he's sitting on it now, getting it completely numb for his morning wank.

What a nasty and vulgar thing to say. Apple isn't like that! :(

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting

....although that session was a fucking crawl when we needed a bit of zip - the dead-hand of Cook's captaincy rises again.

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6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting

If anything they will score more than England, it's going to be a repeat of the Cape Town test back in January, England losing wickets like mad in their second innings and hanging on.

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