Jake The Muss Posted November 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 10/30/2016 at 6:16 PM, applescruff14 said: That was a fucking disgrace to say the least, a captain who hasn't got a clue, a number four who shouldn't have been on the plane and our options are so shite we played a spinner in the first test (that we nearly lost) who had missed 143 tests. Credit to Bangladesh but it was an inexperienced and experimental England side, that's not the proper England they beat. England played like alleyway whores, i miss my tradesman days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 On 29/10/2016 at 9:00 AM, Jiggerycock said: The Curse of Applescruff works! Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time. Cook is still a cunt though Going to get beat heavily in ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers. It was, last time England toured India ?? in the cricket I was out of work, something that could quite easily be the case this time round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I've got a shit job. It was so much better in the good old days. Only, it's not quite as bad as reading this load of old wank about a boring old wank of a game played by a bunch of boring old wankers. It was, last time England toured India ?? in the cricket I was out of work, something that could quite easily be the case this time round. SA are giving Australia a bit of a torrid time down under so there is hope for us next winter, they can be put on the back foot and possibly beaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 If that prat Cook had reviewed that, he'd still be at the crease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: If that prat Cook had reviewed that, he'd still be at the crease. First Pen, now you. They say boring cunts come in threes so I'm eagerly awaiting the resurrection of Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 At least he's keeping his boring shit in the right thread. So that's a blessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: First Pen, now you. They say boring cunts come in threes so I'm eagerly awaiting the resurrection of Withers. These two at the crease are putting on a bit of a show so hope yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Hopefully England have done enough to not lose this test, 4-0 is better than 5-0 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 03/08/2016 at 2:07 PM, Jiggerycock said: I like to see England do well - but I want that boring, devious prick of a captain of ours to fuck right off slowly. Troubling times therefore. Probably will after this series, he started off in India and will finish in India. Once Moeen is out the innings will collapse, I'm expecting India to get at least 500 in their innings, could just escape with a draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 30/10/2016 at 1:28 PM, Jiggerycock said: Would you drop Rooney and if so, would you bring in Barry Sheene? I wouldn't play that prat tomorrow night that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 29/10/2016 at 9:00 AM, Jiggerycock said: The Curse of Applescruff works! Woakes and Rashid turning things around big time. Cook is still a cunt though Did all that to get 117 and just stood there and got bowled, won't be long until India are batting now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Did all that to get 117 and just stood there and got bowled, won't be long until India are batting now. Good morning Apple .. how is your love life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Good morning Apple .. how is your love life? I expect he's sitting on it now, getting it completely numb for his morning wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ape said: I expect he's sitting on it now, getting it completely numb for his morning wank. What a nasty and vulgar thing to say. Apple isn't like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting ....although that session was a fucking crawl when we needed a bit of zip - the dead-hand of Cook's captaincy rises again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Good morning Apple .. how is your love life? Same as always, nothing and my job isn't looking good either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting If anything they will score more than England, it's going to be a repeat of the Cape Town test back in January, England losing wickets like mad in their second innings and hanging on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Same as always, nothing and my job isn't looking good either. Let us know if you get made redundant. This place is in need of a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Let us know if you get made redundant. This place is in need of a good laugh. It is a possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It is a possibility. I'm already giggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 5 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It is a possibility. Oh dear. Is there another flurry of P45's about to let loose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm already giggling. YAWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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